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December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The other thing is that then not knowing obvious national current events is a sign of them not doing their job. Your job is to be informed, not ignorant of things going on.
Stephanopolous finally doing what every journalist should be doing when they tell these obvious lies. Look how it put this idiot back on his heels so all he could do was say the most idiotic crap.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support the pardon of the former Honduran president?

SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances

S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news

SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Here's my opinion: Teams are likely to tank toward the end of year, and he Pelicans are going to get Murray back. This is probably a top 10 pick, but if you can trade it like it's a top 4 pick right now, they should probably do it.

Usual caveat of depending on the rest of the deal, of course.
"Personally, I think [the Pelicans/Bucks superpick] is just too valuable to cede in any trade given how young the Hawks’ core is and the growing likelihood of adding a transcendent talent."

Maybe the Hawks feel differently, but PTH has one asset they'd prefer not to give up in any Giannis trade:
What a Giannis Antetokounmpo trade would mean for the Hawks
Will the Hawks shove their chips all in for Giannis?
www.peachtreehoops.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's existential for them
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Well Rand, if you have the video ...
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.

“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They're is also a decent chance they end up with two more lottery picks from Utah and Philadelphia
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Aliens?
the @washingtonpost.com reports that 80% of aliens arrested in DC crackdown had no criminal record--932 individuals. (DHS spox Tricia McLaughlin routinely asserts that 70% of those arrested have US criminal records.)
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
One of the funniest things would be OKC saying fuck you to everyone and sending Hartenstein, Wiggins/Joe, Wallace, and a truckload of picks to MIL to get Giannis. Might not be enough of a headliner without one of the Big 3, but they have a compelling offer to make.
Wrote about Giannis. It looks like the next couple months will depend on just how badly he wants to join the Knicks and just how cautious NY will be if so www.teamziller.com/giannis-ante...
The Giannis crisis has arrived
The question is whether it's a crisis with an interregnum or not.
www.teamziller.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I feel like an Anthony Davis for Trae/LaMelo/Morant makes sense on a variety of levels for all teams involved, but Davis' age might f that up
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don't think this is terrible or anything, but the Hawks are basically just trying to launch their aging window forward like 8 years. And they're still ... not good enough?
Alright Hawks fans: if Milwaukee wants Risacher, Johnson, the New Orleans pick, their own '27 pick, and Kennard for the salary match .... are you doing it to get Giannis?
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'll be honest. We do this for my kid all the time, though i get that's different from an adult. But still, seems fine if you pay for it.

On the other hand, whoever took the mini figs from the big dinosaur toy is a monster.
I just saw a dude my age open up a box of granola bars, take out one, and just start eating it as he walked around Costco like it was a perfectly normal thing to do.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching the Reds continue to not learn their lesson is amazing.
@JonHeyman tweeted
Reds are indeed interested in hometown hero Kyle Schwarber. Would be quite a coup if they could pull it off. Red Sox, Orioles, Pirates and others, including of course incumbent Phillies all in. 56 HR (including 23 vs. LHP obviously plays). @Ken_Rosenthal 1st linked Cincy
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Rockies are the Rockies, but this doesn't strike me as terribly bad.

Byrnes was unsuccessful a decade ago, but since then, he's worked with the most successful recent front office in the sport. It's not like Podesta leaving the sport altogether.

Otherwise, you're basically saying that ...
Rockies' POBO was with the Cleveland Browns most recently and their GM hasn't been a GM in 11 years
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Did you read the email?
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He's definitely running
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So is he just not the Commander in chief?
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Tired: we broke up, I'm single
Wired: cuffing season ended early
Inspired: Half my team entered the transfer portal and I am now bowl eligible
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nice
UConn is the first to 69 points this afternoon. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 125-1 (99.2%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Starting Breath of the Wild
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just explained 6-7 to my MIL
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Would UNC like to make any lay up?
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM