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I never really know what to put here.

Writer @batterypower.bsky.social
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Was going to play Mario Kart World with the Child but
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wife made cinnamon rolls as she is in a very good mood. Child is thrilled.
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Great
September 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you feel this way, you need a CPAP. Go to a sleep doctor. I promise it'll change your life.
August 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
June 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Daddy-Son Morning
May 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
From @alexandraw.bsky.social , I refuse to believe this certainly true and logical fact.
March 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
March 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He's #thiccer than I thought
March 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Excellent headline haha
March 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Still not sure we got the right one
March 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Massive pond turtle out for a stroll
March 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Really A+ sign placement this photo on NBC app
January 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Just a normal Saturday
December 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I can basically guarantee that the motive will not surprise anyone.
December 5, 2024 at 1:21 AM
This is Kelenic, for those who guessed that.

Theoretically, it should make you feel a little better?
December 3, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Prompted by @btrowland.bsky.social and @scottcoleman55.bsky.social, who is this?

It's less bad than I expected but still.
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
We're not insane like @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com, but we do some pie at Thanksgiving.

Wife does most of the baking. I goaltend the child and clean.
November 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM