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Here for suns talk mostly
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Patreon Pod up talking about the Suns new starting PG, Jared Butler, Jordan Goodwin, and more on Kuminga, join and listen now!

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July 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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NBA Free Agency is fully underway, and the Suns' best path to upgrading their roster is through trades now. So here are some last-minute trade scenarios revolving around Bradley Beal, Nick Richards and more:
Last-minute Suns trades for Bradley Beal and Nick Richards
With 2025 NBA Free Agency underway, here are Phoenix Suns trades involving Bradley Beal, Nick Richards, Grayson Allen and Royce O'Neale.
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July 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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i genuinely dont know what other industry has failed as speculatively as journalism has failed at meeting this moment

we are talking about whether zohran is going to do a sharia law while gop has been trying to pass a bill to strip medicaid to pay for concentration camps like
June 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Asked Suns GM Brian Gregory about Rasheer Fleming, who started by saying his measurables are "off the charts." Like Maluach, they see a pathway to him improving quickly
June 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Within the past few months, this dude has falsely accused LeBron of skipping Kobe's funeral, called Cade Cunningham "Wade," called Jalen Williams "Jamal," falsely implied that Nolan Richardson is dead, and now this. He is the most visible NBA analyst in the world.
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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unfair for them to make me kiss the cpr dummy and not catch feelings
June 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Will Patton saying “what are you doing with a gun in space?” In Armageddon is a perfect line reading.
January 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Game 1 of Knicks-Pacers was a MOVIE. So I made a movie poster for it 🍿
May 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can a linguist explain why the name BOB is by faaaar the most fun name to say.
May 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Absolutely spectacular diving catch by Ashton Lansdell at third for Ole Miss softball that turns out to be a game ending double play
May 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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At drama school we were put in pairs and told to prepare scenes where the theme was "sickness". People did scene after scene of harrowing illness, saying goodbye to a loved one, etc etc and then Ben Mann and Robert Hannouch got up and just pretended to throw up for 3 minutes saying "oh god, oh no!"
May 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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just saw someone on God's own internet suggesting Top Gun: Maverick is a bad movie and felt this was a healthier response than yelling about it
April 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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That is fucking sad. I hate ALS. It’s a long walk toward an inevitable outcome. Fuck going to Mars and the moon. Can’t tell me we can’t figure out our own bodily functions instead.
April 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Not sure I would've agreed, but a case could've been made about a month ago for him to stay. That argument should be dead by now.

(The sexual assault allegations against him should have been disqualifying four years ago; I maintain they remain disqualifying and should be the reason he is fired.)
We're almost there, my friends. Just seven more games of Chauncey Billups as Blazers head coach unless Jody and Bert want to be the most unserious people of all time and pick up an option they literally do not have to pay him.

.352 win percentage in four years.
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week…

It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
White Noise For Charity - Torc Waterfall in Ireland - Sleep, Study, Focus!!
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me
March 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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It’s because our refrigerators have subscriptions man it’s over we lost we don’t care run me my game
I dont understand why anyone is still buying games from a company that told gamers to get comfortable with not owning the games they paid for. Fuck whether or not the game is good stop giving ubisoft money
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need
March 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Even if the technocrats were right about AI replacing all jobs (they’re not), notice they never pitch any vision for what happens to humans. “No one has to work anymore” sounds great, but the only version of it where we’re not sleeping under bridges is one where these guys pay their fucking taxes
March 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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There are 4-8 migs flying over JPL and downtown Pasadena. It’s odd and unnerving.
March 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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DEVIN BOOKER

#nba #nbasky
March 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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March 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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DUNN OVER GIANNIS

#nba #nbasky
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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OH SHIT RYAN DUNN POSTER OVER GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO
March 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM