LegacyIngenue
@emkaydub.bsky.social
Superpower: I will always find a way to make you laugh
Comedy Writer & Script Editor
Dual degrees in Public Administration and Public Policy, specializations in Public Policy Analysis and Macroeconomics
Comedy Writer & Script Editor
Dual degrees in Public Administration and Public Policy, specializations in Public Policy Analysis and Macroeconomics
Drivers ed in my state teaches, only honk to warn somebody of an impending accident.
It’s a very quiet town.
I’ve been honked at twice in the last two days because I didn’t immediately slam on the gas when the light turned green.
ICE agents are giving themselves away in traffic honking.
It’s a very quiet town.
I’ve been honked at twice in the last two days because I didn’t immediately slam on the gas when the light turned green.
ICE agents are giving themselves away in traffic honking.
A noticeable increase of LEO’s in my town the last 2 weeks.
Home Depot and Lowe’s have license plate readers in all of their parking lots.
I was pulled over for, “driving too close to the fog line,” tonight.
I’ve been to both Home Depot and Lowe’s many times recently for my current job.
Home Depot and Lowe’s have license plate readers in all of their parking lots.
I was pulled over for, “driving too close to the fog line,” tonight.
I’ve been to both Home Depot and Lowe’s many times recently for my current job.
February 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Drivers ed in my state teaches, only honk to warn somebody of an impending accident.
It’s a very quiet town.
I’ve been honked at twice in the last two days because I didn’t immediately slam on the gas when the light turned green.
ICE agents are giving themselves away in traffic honking.
It’s a very quiet town.
I’ve been honked at twice in the last two days because I didn’t immediately slam on the gas when the light turned green.
ICE agents are giving themselves away in traffic honking.
I want a whistle real bad.
a man in a blue and brown vest holds his nose to his mouth
ALT: a man in a blue and brown vest holds his nose to his mouth
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I want a whistle real bad.
Friendly reminder-
Nobody’s written a song called, “Fuck the Fire Department”
Nobody’s written a song called, “Fuck the Fire Department”
February 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Friendly reminder-
Nobody’s written a song called, “Fuck the Fire Department”
Nobody’s written a song called, “Fuck the Fire Department”
It’s been over 30*F for 3 consecutive days, you know what that means,
Shorts weather!
Shorts weather!
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It’s been over 30*F for 3 consecutive days, you know what that means,
Shorts weather!
Shorts weather!
Middle of February, very cool brunch diner, in walks an attractive 20yo, ontop of the long winter ski jacket was a boating life vest.
That was a look
That was a look
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Middle of February, very cool brunch diner, in walks an attractive 20yo, ontop of the long winter ski jacket was a boating life vest.
That was a look
That was a look
A noticeable increase of LEO’s in my town the last 2 weeks.
Home Depot and Lowe’s have license plate readers in all of their parking lots.
I was pulled over for, “driving too close to the fog line,” tonight.
I’ve been to both Home Depot and Lowe’s many times recently for my current job.
Home Depot and Lowe’s have license plate readers in all of their parking lots.
I was pulled over for, “driving too close to the fog line,” tonight.
I’ve been to both Home Depot and Lowe’s many times recently for my current job.
February 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
A noticeable increase of LEO’s in my town the last 2 weeks.
Home Depot and Lowe’s have license plate readers in all of their parking lots.
I was pulled over for, “driving too close to the fog line,” tonight.
I’ve been to both Home Depot and Lowe’s many times recently for my current job.
Home Depot and Lowe’s have license plate readers in all of their parking lots.
I was pulled over for, “driving too close to the fog line,” tonight.
I’ve been to both Home Depot and Lowe’s many times recently for my current job.
Imasayit with my whole chest,
No where in the 25th Amendment does it explicitly state ONLY the president.
He goes, VP goes and the Cabinet goes. #byeeee
No where in the 25th Amendment does it explicitly state ONLY the president.
He goes, VP goes and the Cabinet goes. #byeeee
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Imasayit with my whole chest,
No where in the 25th Amendment does it explicitly state ONLY the president.
He goes, VP goes and the Cabinet goes. #byeeee
No where in the 25th Amendment does it explicitly state ONLY the president.
He goes, VP goes and the Cabinet goes. #byeeee
Reposted by LegacyIngenue
Your wallet has a very loud voice, use it!!!
February 14, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Your wallet has a very loud voice, use it!!!
I kinda blacked out for a second, I just told a total stranger my next career goals and he was so supportive, encouraging and kind.
I’m going to win the Perrier Cup.
I’m going to win the Perrier Cup.
a man in a fbi shirt pushes a wheelbarrow full of sand
ALT: a man in a fbi shirt pushes a wheelbarrow full of sand
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I kinda blacked out for a second, I just told a total stranger my next career goals and he was so supportive, encouraging and kind.
I’m going to win the Perrier Cup.
I’m going to win the Perrier Cup.
Anyone wearing a puffer jacket or plaid shacket, look like they’re wearing a sleeping bag or blanket.
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Anyone wearing a puffer jacket or plaid shacket, look like they’re wearing a sleeping bag or blanket.
I hope we can find a jumpsuit that matches potus orange foundation.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I hope we can find a jumpsuit that matches potus orange foundation.
I realized the error of my way and threw those pants out. I loved them in the past, now I’m called, “Sir.”
No more
No more
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I realized the error of my way and threw those pants out. I loved them in the past, now I’m called, “Sir.”
No more
No more
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to gain access to Michigan’ unredacted statewide voter registration list. Another BIG victory for our clients and voters. Another stunning defeat for Pam Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...
🚨 United States v. Benson
Learn more here.
www.democracydocket.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to gain access to Michigan’ unredacted statewide voter registration list. Another BIG victory for our clients and voters. Another stunning defeat for Pam Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...
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… next release is gunna be worse!
… next release is gunna be worse!
The longer it takes to release the Epstein Files the worse the crimes and content will be.
History cannot be written by an immediate “victor,” anymore.
Communication has evolved.
POTUS is treating modern day as though it should be 1850.
🌏📲
It’s the Internet, Stupid.
#EpsteinFiles
History cannot be written by an immediate “victor,” anymore.
Communication has evolved.
POTUS is treating modern day as though it should be 1850.
🌏📲
It’s the Internet, Stupid.
#EpsteinFiles
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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… next release is gunna be worse!
… next release is gunna be worse!
I haven’t heard any conspiracy theories. My hinkey-blinkey gut check on that poor sweet woman, Nancy Guthrie, is going off. If it were any other 80yo, would it get this much media attention,? the smell waft is eau du ear.
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I haven’t heard any conspiracy theories. My hinkey-blinkey gut check on that poor sweet woman, Nancy Guthrie, is going off. If it were any other 80yo, would it get this much media attention,? the smell waft is eau du ear.
I have flares of emotional fleeting rage, I want to punch the gas and steer into every cybertruck I see, no other cars, no other triggers 😂
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I have flares of emotional fleeting rage, I want to punch the gas and steer into every cybertruck I see, no other cars, no other triggers 😂
OMG.
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
OMG.
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
I should not be surprised the Apple Store smells like old people farts on a snowy, cold, early Saturday afternoon.
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I should not be surprised the Apple Store smells like old people farts on a snowy, cold, early Saturday afternoon.
I had to swerve to miss hitting a 50” tv in its box in the middle of the road.
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I had to swerve to miss hitting a 50” tv in its box in the middle of the road.
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
These are the biggest $$$ contributors to MAGA.
I’m done.
I’m done.
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
These are the biggest $$$ contributors to MAGA.
I’m done.
I’m done.
I decided to get me a VPN… it comes with an AI Chat bot, I named it Kirby. Kirby does not have any long-term retention because my info isn’t training or being sold to others.
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I decided to get me a VPN… it comes with an AI Chat bot, I named it Kirby. Kirby does not have any long-term retention because my info isn’t training or being sold to others.
We need to call this what it is,
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We need to call this what it is,
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
If you aren’t on other socials,
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If you aren’t on other socials,
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂