LegacyIngenue
@emkaydub.bsky.social
Superpower: I will always find a way to make you laugh
Comedy Writer & Script Editor
Dual degrees in Public Administration and Public Policy, specializations in Public Policy Analysis and Macroeconomics
Comedy Writer & Script Editor
Dual degrees in Public Administration and Public Policy, specializations in Public Policy Analysis and Macroeconomics
Anyone wearing a puffer jacket or plaid shacket, look like they’re wearing a sleeping bag or blanket.
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Anyone wearing a puffer jacket or plaid shacket, look like they’re wearing a sleeping bag or blanket.
I hope we can find a jumpsuit that matches potus orange foundation.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I hope we can find a jumpsuit that matches potus orange foundation.
I realized the error of my way and threw those pants out. I loved them in the past, now I’m called, “Sir.”
No more
No more
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I realized the error of my way and threw those pants out. I loved them in the past, now I’m called, “Sir.”
No more
No more
Reposted by LegacyIngenue
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to gain access to Michigan’ unredacted statewide voter registration list. Another BIG victory for our clients and voters. Another stunning defeat for Pam Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...
🚨 United States v. Benson
Learn more here.
www.democracydocket.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to gain access to Michigan’ unredacted statewide voter registration list. Another BIG victory for our clients and voters. Another stunning defeat for Pam Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...
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… next release is gunna be worse!
… next release is gunna be worse!
The longer it takes to release the Epstein Files the worse the crimes and content will be.
History cannot be written by an immediate “victor,” anymore.
Communication has evolved.
POTUS is treating modern day as though it should be 1850.
🌏📲
It’s the Internet, Stupid.
#EpsteinFiles
History cannot be written by an immediate “victor,” anymore.
Communication has evolved.
POTUS is treating modern day as though it should be 1850.
🌏📲
It’s the Internet, Stupid.
#EpsteinFiles
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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… next release is gunna be worse!
… next release is gunna be worse!
I haven’t heard any conspiracy theories. My hinkey-blinkey gut check on that poor sweet woman, Nancy Guthrie, is going off. If it were any other 80yo, would it get this much media attention,? the smell waft is eau du ear.
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I haven’t heard any conspiracy theories. My hinkey-blinkey gut check on that poor sweet woman, Nancy Guthrie, is going off. If it were any other 80yo, would it get this much media attention,? the smell waft is eau du ear.
I have flares of emotional fleeting rage, I want to punch the gas and steer into every cybertruck I see, no other cars, no other triggers 😂
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I have flares of emotional fleeting rage, I want to punch the gas and steer into every cybertruck I see, no other cars, no other triggers 😂
OMG.
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
OMG.
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
In an alternate timeline trump would have bought the Buffalo Bills in 2016 and he, “wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing now”
I should not be surprised the Apple Store smells like old people farts on a snowy, cold, early Saturday afternoon.
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I should not be surprised the Apple Store smells like old people farts on a snowy, cold, early Saturday afternoon.
I had to swerve to miss hitting a 50” tv in its box in the middle of the road.
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I had to swerve to miss hitting a 50” tv in its box in the middle of the road.
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
I guess stuff really does fall off trucks
😂
These are the biggest $$$ contributors to MAGA.
I’m done.
I’m done.
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
These are the biggest $$$ contributors to MAGA.
I’m done.
I’m done.
I decided to get me a VPN… it comes with an AI Chat bot, I named it Kirby. Kirby does not have any long-term retention because my info isn’t training or being sold to others.
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I decided to get me a VPN… it comes with an AI Chat bot, I named it Kirby. Kirby does not have any long-term retention because my info isn’t training or being sold to others.
We need to call this what it is,
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We need to call this what it is,
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
A Scandal.
It’s not just files, lists, photos and documents.
#EpsteinScandal
#Epstein
If you aren’t on other socials,
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If you aren’t on other socials,
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂
Protesters in major cities are blocking doors/agents/garages of federal buildings housing ice 😂
OKAY!
Philly issued an FAFO to potus.
They punch police-horses in the face after they’ve won a sporting event.
Ice agents, who can’t pass 5th grade fitness, are going to do what in Philly?
😂
#SheriffRochelleBilal
#PhillyVSice
Philly issued an FAFO to potus.
They punch police-horses in the face after they’ve won a sporting event.
Ice agents, who can’t pass 5th grade fitness, are going to do what in Philly?
😂
#SheriffRochelleBilal
#PhillyVSice
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 AM
OKAY!
Philly issued an FAFO to potus.
They punch police-horses in the face after they’ve won a sporting event.
Ice agents, who can’t pass 5th grade fitness, are going to do what in Philly?
😂
#SheriffRochelleBilal
#PhillyVSice
Philly issued an FAFO to potus.
They punch police-horses in the face after they’ve won a sporting event.
Ice agents, who can’t pass 5th grade fitness, are going to do what in Philly?
😂
#SheriffRochelleBilal
#PhillyVSice
Do we start wearing purple to show our solidarity with Minnesotans?
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Do we start wearing purple to show our solidarity with Minnesotans?
Today I:
-Fell in snow
-Slipped on ice
-Blew a red cause I couldn’t stop
-Peed a little when I hit black ice
-Got my car stuck in the snow and yelled, thank you and I love you, to strangers who helped
-Soaked 3 pairs of mittens
-Took my toys home early when I finally copped an attitude at snow
-Fell in snow
-Slipped on ice
-Blew a red cause I couldn’t stop
-Peed a little when I hit black ice
-Got my car stuck in the snow and yelled, thank you and I love you, to strangers who helped
-Soaked 3 pairs of mittens
-Took my toys home early when I finally copped an attitude at snow
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Today I:
-Fell in snow
-Slipped on ice
-Blew a red cause I couldn’t stop
-Peed a little when I hit black ice
-Got my car stuck in the snow and yelled, thank you and I love you, to strangers who helped
-Soaked 3 pairs of mittens
-Took my toys home early when I finally copped an attitude at snow
-Fell in snow
-Slipped on ice
-Blew a red cause I couldn’t stop
-Peed a little when I hit black ice
-Got my car stuck in the snow and yelled, thank you and I love you, to strangers who helped
-Soaked 3 pairs of mittens
-Took my toys home early when I finally copped an attitude at snow
What are we doing to cull anxiety?
Every time I hear anyone talk about inhumane ICE actions and murder my body cycles to an overwhelming sensation to cry.
Every time I hear anyone talk about inhumane ICE actions and murder my body cycles to an overwhelming sensation to cry.
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM
What are we doing to cull anxiety?
Every time I hear anyone talk about inhumane ICE actions and murder my body cycles to an overwhelming sensation to cry.
Every time I hear anyone talk about inhumane ICE actions and murder my body cycles to an overwhelming sensation to cry.
I need to find the perfect tension for my spring board
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I need to find the perfect tension for my spring board
Did you know your phone can scan your passport?
You could absolutely be a financially responsible, task checking, jack-wagon-adult AND stil behave like you’re 27.
You could absolutely be a financially responsible, task checking, jack-wagon-adult AND stil behave like you’re 27.
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Did you know your phone can scan your passport?
You could absolutely be a financially responsible, task checking, jack-wagon-adult AND stil behave like you’re 27.
You could absolutely be a financially responsible, task checking, jack-wagon-adult AND stil behave like you’re 27.
I smiled and mentioned that it, “got kinda cold” at -3*F 😂 no mention of windchill
Nobody likes a complainer, the fresh air feels good!
Nobody likes a complainer, the fresh air feels good!
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I smiled and mentioned that it, “got kinda cold” at -3*F 😂 no mention of windchill
Nobody likes a complainer, the fresh air feels good!
Nobody likes a complainer, the fresh air feels good!
I just joined IG. I’m not posting, just browsing and very lite substalking 😂
Algo feeding me:
Buskers
Comedians
Built-different Midwesterners
Weed
GenX Trauma
Algo feeding me:
Buskers
Comedians
Built-different Midwesterners
Weed
GenX Trauma
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I just joined IG. I’m not posting, just browsing and very lite substalking 😂
Algo feeding me:
Buskers
Comedians
Built-different Midwesterners
Weed
GenX Trauma
Algo feeding me:
Buskers
Comedians
Built-different Midwesterners
Weed
GenX Trauma