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what new indignity does today hold
Reposting this for 30,000 no particular reasons
Final round interview with big fancy tech company scheduled 🤞🤞🤞 inshallah I will finally realize my destiny of being an overpaid West coast tech bro
I have submitted one (1) job application. Please clap.
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You are like a little baby
I'm noticing a significant increase in my "throw all my electronics into the ocean and go live in the woods" urges which usually isn't a sign that things are going great
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Slightly diminish a band: The Spin LPNs
Slightly diminish a band: Taylor Slightly Faster Than Average
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Upset! at the Disco
August 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Slightly diminish a band: The Artist Formerly Known As Duke
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Mild unease! At the disco
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Fox Alice
August 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Mildly Uncomfortable
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Taylor Slightly Faster Than Average
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Upset! at the Disco
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Cannibal Just Sleeping
August 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Slightly diminish a band: 1pac
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Stumble Out Boy
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Princes of Leon
August 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Hard of Hearing Leppard
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Five Finger Hawaiian Punch
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Stumble Out Boy
August 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Slightly diminish a band: A Really Good Circle
slightly diminish a band: the Barely Dented Pumpkins
Slightly diminish a band: The Only Mostly Dead Kennedys
August 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is one of those days where I really need someone to tell me everything's going to be okay
July 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oh are we doing bean discourse again?
July 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I am currently on the toilet. My three year old is banging on the door yelling "Daddy don't pee!" FML
July 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
what new indignity does today hold
June 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pandora woke up today and chose violence
June 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
To whoever taught my child how to say "I don't want to" what is your problem man
May 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
is the Kool-Aid Man the jar or the liquid

*googles kool aid man* makes sense

*googles jarman* wait what is happen-OH MY GOD
May 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Would you still love me if I was...
If you like General Greivous, wait until you meet...
May 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I have a great Sisyphus joke but it's - wait, I fucked up, let me start over
I've got a great Theseus joke, but it's been reworked so many times you have to hear the original too, or it's just not the same.
I got a great Odysseus joke, but it got lost and takes forever to come back
April 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
You know, I've lived in some pretty liberal areas but I didn't know I was moving to a city with a goddamn statue of Lenin in it
March 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Slice of life: trying not to choke up while asking my daughter if I can take one of the pictures she brought home from daycare because we're going to be apart for a couple months. She runs away and grabs three more drawings for me to take with me
March 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Chicken meatballs are both the worst way to prepare chicken and the worst way to make meatballs
March 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
March 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I woke up in the middle of the night, fed you a bottle, changed your diaper, and now you need to be *rocked* to go back to sleep? Christ what a baby
March 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I had forgotten just how truly terrible newborns are
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Life with a newborn. Please just kill me
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM