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A screenshot from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. A woman with red hair looks forward. The caption reads "you must be dying to...touch butts?"
September 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Pandora woke up today and chose violence
A screenshot of a Pandora push notification reading "20 years ago Static-X dropped 'Start a War'"
June 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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A comment thread starting with a picture of Big Bird and some children running through a field. The caption reads "The children are fast, but Big Bird is faster"
May 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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A picture of The Good Place committee from the TV show the Good Place
May 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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What happened in 8 seconds!?
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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You know, I've lived in some pretty liberal areas but I didn't know I was moving to a city with a goddamn statue of Lenin in it
A screenshot of the Google maps location "Statue of Lenin" in Seattle, WA. It's rated 4.2 stars with 772 ratings.
March 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Life with a newborn. Please just kill me
A screenshot of an Android alarm screen. It shows active alarms set for 12:00 AM, 3:00 AM, and 6:00 AM.
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Christmas house best house
A tabby cat peers out from inside a gingerbread themed cardboard house
January 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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He eepy
A screenshot of the quoted skeet paused on the word "somnolent"
January 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This is either really good or really bad
Screenshot of my "BlueSky-Score" calculation, displaying my score of "NaN (not a number) - invalid score"
December 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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A screenshot showing a Bluesky toast notification "No longer following Lora Kolodny"
December 6, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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This fucking site I swear
Two consecutive posts in my feed. The first reads "I'm going to set up a blue sky kissing booth 😘" and the second reads "I'm going to fucking cut one of your thumbs off while you're asleep"
November 19, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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I'll say!
The same "call them skeets" whiteboard from the previous post, except the word "no" in "no major downtime" had been clumsily and obviously edited out
November 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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"he smells like overexposed Axe body spray and stale Astroglide"
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
November 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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A meme of Sam and Frodo. Frodo is labeled "progressive" and says "what are we holding on to, Sam?" Sam is labeled "leftists" responds "it's called a Molotov cocktail and you're gonna want to throw it fast"
November 9, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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To say nothing of this asshole who just pisses on the wall if he thinks I need to wash the litterboxes
A mackerel tabby stares judgmentally from a blue pillow
November 8, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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I am Jack's lantern
An orange cat looks to the right, in profile. Behind him, half obscured, a black cat glares directly at the camera.
October 31, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Hey babe, wanna come grip up these guts?
In the week of May 23rd, 1665 you died from Griping in the Guts
October 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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I'm gonna find it eventually
My hand holding a black grape with a suggestive looking scar
October 12, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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This is Oracle. When this picture was taken, she had free access to multiple cat beds, including one with a heating pad and two that were handmade by a friend of mine. Obviously she chose to get comfy on a dirty dishtowel.

(yes her legs are weird, they're paralyzed, have since been amputated)
A calico cat lies on a white dishtowel with pink stripes. Her right hind leg extends toward the camera in a way that looks decidedly unnatural
October 12, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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It is *impossible* to take a good picture of this but I would like to share
A picture of a cuttlefish tattoo wrapping around my forearm. The body and eye of the cuttlefish are visible The same tattoo from a different angle. Less of the body is visible but more tentacles can be seen
October 3, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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A silly little guy of the highest order
A black cat is shown with his tongue hanging comically far out of his mouth. In the background an out of focus tortie can be seen
October 2, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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A cyclops baby in a basket. A hand holds a note written in an alien language in the foreground
September 27, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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A screenshot from the "posh mudcrab" Skyrim mod. It shows a large crab wearing a top hat and monocle. A mammoth skull and small river are visible in the background.
September 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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guess we doin serial numbers now
September 16, 2024 at 10:47 PM