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She’s with the mole rats now, mole rats ruined her life
He/him
He/him
If I tell my psychiatrist that I think I have OCD, he’ll roll his eyes because I already told him I think I have ADHD (and he barely stopped himself from rolling his eyes then), and I haven’t even mentioned that I think I’m a little on the autistic side
Look a thing can be three things all right?
Look a thing can be three things all right?
Was finally diagnosed this year after probably having OCD for most of my adulthood. Nobody would listen to me because "you don't have OCD, you just hyperfixate on your anxious thoughts too much." That cracks me up now when I think about it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If I tell my psychiatrist that I think I have OCD, he’ll roll his eyes because I already told him I think I have ADHD (and he barely stopped himself from rolling his eyes then), and I haven’t even mentioned that I think I’m a little on the autistic side
Look a thing can be three things all right?
Look a thing can be three things all right?
I don’t read Warren Ellis anymore and he was a *legend*. I got pissed at Nick Cave for touring with Warren Ellis and IT WASN’T EVEN THE SAME WARREN ELLIS, totally different guy. I don’t care, when you’re canceled your whole name line goes with you
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I don’t read Warren Ellis anymore and he was a *legend*. I got pissed at Nick Cave for touring with Warren Ellis and IT WASN’T EVEN THE SAME WARREN ELLIS, totally different guy. I don’t care, when you’re canceled your whole name line goes with you
Fuck, now I can’t unsee this
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Fuck, now I can’t unsee this
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A Very Tenebrous 2025.
The finest stories are being written in the cryptic, concealed corners that no one ever thinks to look into.
It's our mission to find them.
We can safely say we lived up to our promise this year:
NEW WEIRD HORROR + MORE🖤☠️
Read something Weird: store.tenebrouspress.com
The finest stories are being written in the cryptic, concealed corners that no one ever thinks to look into.
It's our mission to find them.
We can safely say we lived up to our promise this year:
NEW WEIRD HORROR + MORE🖤☠️
Read something Weird: store.tenebrouspress.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A Very Tenebrous 2025.
The finest stories are being written in the cryptic, concealed corners that no one ever thinks to look into.
It's our mission to find them.
We can safely say we lived up to our promise this year:
NEW WEIRD HORROR + MORE🖤☠️
Read something Weird: store.tenebrouspress.com
The finest stories are being written in the cryptic, concealed corners that no one ever thinks to look into.
It's our mission to find them.
We can safely say we lived up to our promise this year:
NEW WEIRD HORROR + MORE🖤☠️
Read something Weird: store.tenebrouspress.com
I teach Ms Marvel so THAT’S A WRITE-OFF, BABY!!!
Sale begins today and the correct price is $20.26. That’s basically giving it away.
Might be of interest to some of your followers @gwillow.me @gregpak.net @runwithskizzers.bsky.social
#books #comics
Might be of interest to some of your followers @gwillow.me @gregpak.net @runwithskizzers.bsky.social
#books #comics
Really excited to see that my #book on the #MsMarvel is on sale for $26, for the hardcover and softcover each.
www.upress.state.ms.us/Books/M/Ms.-...
The sale is from November 12-19, 2025.
#comics #books
www.upress.state.ms.us/Books/M/Ms.-...
The sale is from November 12-19, 2025.
#comics #books
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I teach Ms Marvel so THAT’S A WRITE-OFF, BABY!!!
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
One of my favorite movies of all time. Hirokazu Kore-Ed’s is one of the steadiest, most dependably talented filmmakers out there, and it is a shame more people don’t know his work.
Watched AFTER LIFE (1998) last night, and it floored me. It's a humanist fantasy-drama with a succinct and fascinating after-life scenario, which it uses to explore...Regular people. What matters to them. What matters to you? If you could only live in one memory forever, what would you choose?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
One of my favorite movies of all time. Hirokazu Kore-Ed’s is one of the steadiest, most dependably talented filmmakers out there, and it is a shame more people don’t know his work.
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
Me: Are you sad that Dianne Ladd died?
Student: IDK who that is
M: She was Laura Dern’s mom
S: IDK who that is either
M: She’s Bruce Dern’s daughter
S: I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS EITHER
M: Oh he was Dianne Ladd’s husband
Student: IDK who that is
M: She was Laura Dern’s mom
S: IDK who that is either
M: She’s Bruce Dern’s daughter
S: I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS EITHER
M: Oh he was Dianne Ladd’s husband
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me: Are you sad that Dianne Ladd died?
Student: IDK who that is
M: She was Laura Dern’s mom
S: IDK who that is either
M: She’s Bruce Dern’s daughter
S: I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS EITHER
M: Oh he was Dianne Ladd’s husband
Student: IDK who that is
M: She was Laura Dern’s mom
S: IDK who that is either
M: She’s Bruce Dern’s daughter
S: I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS EITHER
M: Oh he was Dianne Ladd’s husband
Yesterday I told my students that Mamdani was going to lose. They were furious with me.
What I didn’t tell them is that I am always wrong, and from a young age I have used that to game the system in a sort of reverse-The Secret negative speaking-into-being
What I didn’t tell them is that I am always wrong, and from a young age I have used that to game the system in a sort of reverse-The Secret negative speaking-into-being
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Yesterday I told my students that Mamdani was going to lose. They were furious with me.
What I didn’t tell them is that I am always wrong, and from a young age I have used that to game the system in a sort of reverse-The Secret negative speaking-into-being
What I didn’t tell them is that I am always wrong, and from a young age I have used that to game the system in a sort of reverse-The Secret negative speaking-into-being
Saw Steven Soderbergh’s PRESENCE today and except for a climax that veers into After School Special territory, what a movie. Too many thoughts about it, too many thoughts
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Saw Steven Soderbergh’s PRESENCE today and except for a climax that veers into After School Special territory, what a movie. Too many thoughts about it, too many thoughts
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
Dick Cheney was only 84?! I thought he was 84 when he was VP 25 years ago!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Dick Cheney was only 84?! I thought he was 84 when he was VP 25 years ago!!
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The third one will be called GODZILLA MINUS NEGATIVE ONE I guess
Toho and director Takashi Yamazaki are re-teaming for the next Godzilla movie, with Yamazaki handling the VFX as well as writing & directing the Godzilla Minus One follow-up. The title was revealed by Toho tonight: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO!
‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ – Teaser Video Reveals ‘Godzilla Minus One’ Sequel Title!
Toho and director Takashi Yamazaki (Godzilla Minus One) are re-teaming for the next Godzilla movie, with Yamazaki handling the VFX as well as writing & directing the Godzilla Minus One follow-up. The ...
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November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The third one will be called GODZILLA MINUS NEGATIVE ONE I guess
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Who doesn't enjoy a lively dinner with unusual meats, special seasonings, and vegetables grown in that garden you can't go near, all in the company of a lovely Large Family? It must be time for another edition of the Sunday Scaries buttondown.com/daviddemchuk...
Fact, fiction and the space between.
Jovial serial killers, Violent Unexplained Events, mothers who just love gardening, teens who never leave the house. This must be the Sunday Scaries!
buttondown.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Who doesn't enjoy a lively dinner with unusual meats, special seasonings, and vegetables grown in that garden you can't go near, all in the company of a lovely Large Family? It must be time for another edition of the Sunday Scaries buttondown.com/daviddemchuk...
Wow, apparently ACAB includes Poirot
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Wow, apparently ACAB includes Poirot
Oh thank god I thought I was the only person who found that movie deeply misogynist
I for 2/3rds the way through and was like, ohhhhh so the lesson is that she's going to have to learn to love herself and then she'll be okay? but no, women are stupid vapid bitches right 'til the end and they should be punished for trying to survive patriarchy in the most gruesome way, gotcha
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Oh thank god I thought I was the only person who found that movie deeply misogynist
Vincent Price? You mean the guy who read stories between shows on the Disney Channel in the 80s?
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Vincent Price? You mean the guy who read stories between shows on the Disney Channel in the 80s?
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I'm a big fan of the ts-dash, pioneered by Laurence Sterne:
November 13, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I'm a big fan of the ts-dash, pioneered by Laurence Sterne:
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Standard em-dashes are good but too short, I need them to be at least 4 inches in length to convey just how long I (and so the reader) should pause for at that juncture.
Here, try it out———————————————————for yourself
Here, try it out———————————————————for yourself
October 12, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Standard em-dashes are good but too short, I need them to be at least 4 inches in length to convey just how long I (and so the reader) should pause for at that juncture.
Here, try it out———————————————————for yourself
Here, try it out———————————————————for yourself
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
only I’ll actually tell you the movie instead of vagueposting because this drives me nuts
CAT PEOPLE, it’s CAT PEOPLE
only I’ll actually tell you the movie instead of vagueposting because this drives me nuts
CAT PEOPLE, it’s CAT PEOPLE
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
only I’ll actually tell you the movie instead of vagueposting because this drives me nuts
CAT PEOPLE, it’s CAT PEOPLE
only I’ll actually tell you the movie instead of vagueposting because this drives me nuts
CAT PEOPLE, it’s CAT PEOPLE
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Sometimes i get sad at those “I wanted to look up what kind of horse pulled medieval wagons It’s three hours later and playtex bra sewers made spacesuits i have a problem” no. No, you don’t. Hydrate and get back in there
I strongly recommend everyone do research sometimes 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯.
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sometimes i get sad at those “I wanted to look up what kind of horse pulled medieval wagons It’s three hours later and playtex bra sewers made spacesuits i have a problem” no. No, you don’t. Hydrate and get back in there
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All right, folks, I leave you with one last YT horror: Shiraishi Koji’s legendary gonzo mockumentary SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI. It’s truly enjoyable & constantly goes to the craziest place imaginable.
And that’s it! There’s a ton of horror exclusively on YT, & I hope you’ll have fun exploring!
And that’s it! There’s a ton of horror exclusively on YT, & I hope you’ll have fun exploring!
31. SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI 01: CAPTURE THE SLIT-MOUTH WOMAN!
We’ve reached the end of the month, & I leave you with a treat: Shiraishi Koji’s bat-guano insane series, part Zac Baggins, part X-Files, somewhere between parody and horror
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWtN...
We’ve reached the end of the month, & I leave you with a treat: Shiraishi Koji’s bat-guano insane series, part Zac Baggins, part X-Files, somewhere between parody and horror
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWtN...
Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi! File 01 Capture The Slit Mouthed Woman!
YouTube video by Asian Horror
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All right, folks, I leave you with one last YT horror: Shiraishi Koji’s legendary gonzo mockumentary SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI. It’s truly enjoyable & constantly goes to the craziest place imaginable.
And that’s it! There’s a ton of horror exclusively on YT, & I hope you’ll have fun exploring!
And that’s it! There’s a ton of horror exclusively on YT, & I hope you’ll have fun exploring!