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She’s with the mole rats now, mole rats ruined her life
He/him
He/him
Fuck, now I can’t unsee this
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Fuck, now I can’t unsee this
Saw Steven Soderbergh’s PRESENCE today and except for a climax that veers into After School Special territory, what a movie. Too many thoughts about it, too many thoughts
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Saw Steven Soderbergh’s PRESENCE today and except for a climax that veers into After School Special territory, what a movie. Too many thoughts about it, too many thoughts
Wow, apparently ACAB includes Poirot
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Wow, apparently ACAB includes Poirot
Jesus: One of you will betray me, and one of you will deny me
The disciples:
The disciples:
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Jesus: One of you will betray me, and one of you will deny me
The disciples:
The disciples:
Wow what a deeply misleading title
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wow what a deeply misleading title
“Throughout history, cheap punks have made themselves leaders! Regardless of their titles, they were still cheap punks!”
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“Throughout history, cheap punks have made themselves leaders! Regardless of their titles, they were still cheap punks!”
Wrong Marlon requests that you draw her like one of your French girls
September 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wrong Marlon requests that you draw her like one of your French girls
I don’t know, I just think it’s neat
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I don’t know, I just think it’s neat
It’s not a terribly good movie. It’s extremely, cheaply derivative. Its plot feels slapped together in the moment. The effects are less than subtle.
But for all that, it is a weirdly entertaining movie. In its best moments, it’s visually striking, and the story is kinda engaging
But for all that, it is a weirdly entertaining movie. In its best moments, it’s visually striking, and the story is kinda engaging
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It’s not a terribly good movie. It’s extremely, cheaply derivative. Its plot feels slapped together in the moment. The effects are less than subtle.
But for all that, it is a weirdly entertaining movie. In its best moments, it’s visually striking, and the story is kinda engaging
But for all that, it is a weirdly entertaining movie. In its best moments, it’s visually striking, and the story is kinda engaging
What this movie *is* … is THE RING
We’ve got a mysterious well, a curse you can avoid by passing it on to others, a journalist who must decode image clues
and in case The Ring wasn’t enough, the station also has A GRUDGE on it
I am not kidding
We’ve got a mysterious well, a curse you can avoid by passing it on to others, a journalist who must decode image clues
and in case The Ring wasn’t enough, the station also has A GRUDGE on it
I am not kidding
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What this movie *is* … is THE RING
We’ve got a mysterious well, a curse you can avoid by passing it on to others, a journalist who must decode image clues
and in case The Ring wasn’t enough, the station also has A GRUDGE on it
I am not kidding
We’ve got a mysterious well, a curse you can avoid by passing it on to others, a journalist who must decode image clues
and in case The Ring wasn’t enough, the station also has A GRUDGE on it
I am not kidding
There’s a running theme of cold indifference to others—from journalists, publishers, police detectives, embalmers—as though everyone in the world is immunized against empathy by their careers
Because this isn’t a very good movie, that theme is not explored, nor does it bear fruit in the narrative
Because this isn’t a very good movie, that theme is not explored, nor does it bear fruit in the narrative
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There’s a running theme of cold indifference to others—from journalists, publishers, police detectives, embalmers—as though everyone in the world is immunized against empathy by their careers
Because this isn’t a very good movie, that theme is not explored, nor does it bear fruit in the narrative
Because this isn’t a very good movie, that theme is not explored, nor does it bear fruit in the narrative
The actual plot of THE GHOST STATION involves a magazine journalist who just got in trouble for outing a trans woman (accidentally) because she posted pictures of her online as “The New Summer It Girl” w/out clearing consent. Desperate for a new story, she investigates a death at a train station
![A young Korean woman in close up, looking worried. Subtitle reads, “The problem is that you outed him [sic] without his [sic] consent”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aa2edb42wihbghrbee35b5p2/bafkreihrna3wkip7teh42jc6xbajadmqjjxxgkbumgs4oscoe4rbs6fa7y@jpeg)
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The actual plot of THE GHOST STATION involves a magazine journalist who just got in trouble for outing a trans woman (accidentally) because she posted pictures of her online as “The New Summer It Girl” w/out clearing consent. Desperate for a new story, she investigates a death at a train station
Look before I can tell you about DEAD WAVES I have to tell you about THE GHOST STATION and it is eating me up inside
OKAY so THE GHOST STATION is a Korean horror film about a train station where people keep dying, and the witnesses keep seeing little kids that aren’t there
OKAY so THE GHOST STATION is a Korean horror film about a train station where people keep dying, and the witnesses keep seeing little kids that aren’t there
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Look before I can tell you about DEAD WAVES I have to tell you about THE GHOST STATION and it is eating me up inside
OKAY so THE GHOST STATION is a Korean horror film about a train station where people keep dying, and the witnesses keep seeing little kids that aren’t there
OKAY so THE GHOST STATION is a Korean horror film about a train station where people keep dying, and the witnesses keep seeing little kids that aren’t there
The way she raises her eyebrows at him, IDK
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The way she raises her eyebrows at him, IDK
It was not, in fact, a ghost.
To find out what it was, you should watch the movie.
Dead animal warning, though, there’s some dead animals.
To find out what it was, you should watch the movie.
Dead animal warning, though, there’s some dead animals.
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It was not, in fact, a ghost.
To find out what it was, you should watch the movie.
Dead animal warning, though, there’s some dead animals.
To find out what it was, you should watch the movie.
Dead animal warning, though, there’s some dead animals.
Lots of trees, can’t go wrong with trees
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Lots of trees, can’t go wrong with trees
It’s beautifully shot, totally worth watching, you should watch it
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It’s beautifully shot, totally worth watching, you should watch it
I mean I think I have plenary to say about it, but I don’t want to. Somebody else has already said it all better.
It’s good, go watch it.
It’s good, go watch it.
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I mean I think I have plenary to say about it, but I don’t want to. Somebody else has already said it all better.
It’s good, go watch it.
It’s good, go watch it.
Wait, did I not do a thread about HELLBENDER / H6LLB6ND6R?
That’s because I didn’t want too.
I watched HELLBENDER by the Adam’s Family last week. It was good. I have like nothing else to say about it, it was just good
That’s because I didn’t want too.
I watched HELLBENDER by the Adam’s Family last week. It was good. I have like nothing else to say about it, it was just good
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wait, did I not do a thread about HELLBENDER / H6LLB6ND6R?
That’s because I didn’t want too.
I watched HELLBENDER by the Adam’s Family last week. It was good. I have like nothing else to say about it, it was just good
That’s because I didn’t want too.
I watched HELLBENDER by the Adam’s Family last week. It was good. I have like nothing else to say about it, it was just good
The Serpent’s Path is one of KK’s more obscure movies—never released in the US. It reminded me a lot of his latest film, CLOUD: a buddy film where friendship is inherently destructive. Significantly, prior to CLOUD, KK *remade* The Serpent’s Path (I haven’t watched that one yet tho)
September 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The Serpent’s Path is one of KK’s more obscure movies—never released in the US. It reminded me a lot of his latest film, CLOUD: a buddy film where friendship is inherently destructive. Significantly, prior to CLOUD, KK *remade* The Serpent’s Path (I haven’t watched that one yet tho)
And the thing is, the mathematician partner is played by legendary actor Sho Aikawa, still pretty young at this point, looking like a weird hybrid of Chow Yun Fat and Shah Rukh Khan
It is *weird* watching playing a relatively restrained character and not in a Takashi Miike movie, but weird good
It is *weird* watching playing a relatively restrained character and not in a Takashi Miike movie, but weird good
September 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
And the thing is, the mathematician partner is played by legendary actor Sho Aikawa, still pretty young at this point, looking like a weird hybrid of Chow Yun Fat and Shah Rukh Khan
It is *weird* watching playing a relatively restrained character and not in a Takashi Miike movie, but weird good
It is *weird* watching playing a relatively restrained character and not in a Takashi Miike movie, but weird good
The math subplot, with Japanese legend Sho Aikawa tutoring a classroom of students of all ages, especially a young girl prodigy, feels like KK explaining the message of his movie in the most unclear terms, like, what
But I mean that as a compliment. It’s very Herzog.
But I mean that as a compliment. It’s very Herzog.
September 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The math subplot, with Japanese legend Sho Aikawa tutoring a classroom of students of all ages, especially a young girl prodigy, feels like KK explaining the message of his movie in the most unclear terms, like, what
But I mean that as a compliment. It’s very Herzog.
But I mean that as a compliment. It’s very Herzog.
Most of the movie takes place in an abandoned factory, which makes sense because you know Kurosawa Kiyoshi loves his abandoned factories
September 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Most of the movie takes place in an abandoned factory, which makes sense because you know Kurosawa Kiyoshi loves his abandoned factories
Also there’s this lady, “The cripple,” who is running around with a fuckin sword cane
I’m in love
I’m in love
September 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Also there’s this lady, “The cripple,” who is running around with a fuckin sword cane
I’m in love
I’m in love