Zoë-Wan Kenobi
@zozorenee.bsky.social
Friend, lover, bad dancer, drinker, smoker, game player, reader, and fishing enthusiast
Yuggera / Brisbane
Yuggera / Brisbane
What movie lives rent free in your head?
February 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
What movie lives rent free in your head?
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Important question: why haven’t Idles or Amyl & the Sniffers been asked to perform on SNL yet???
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Important question: why haven’t Idles or Amyl & the Sniffers been asked to perform on SNL yet???
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an unresolvable tension — between not giving a fuck about all the bullshit and wanting to fuck up all that very same bullshit — lies at the heart of Limp Bizkit,
January 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
an unresolvable tension — between not giving a fuck about all the bullshit and wanting to fuck up all that very same bullshit — lies at the heart of Limp Bizkit,
Punk AF ✊
Shout out to the legend Grace Tame for wearing our shirt to morning tea with the Prime Minister. What an icon!
(Image source: Mick Tsikas AAP)
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(Image source: Mick Tsikas AAP)
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January 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Punk AF ✊
This is me, now on day 3 of RSV
DAY 1 OF BEING SICK: this is unpleasant but clearly this is the worse of it
DAY 2 OF BEING SICK: i may have underestimated yon virus, but i’m on the mend
DAY 3 OF BEING SICK: the world has never seen this level of suffering. i am god’s one true martyr
DAY 2 OF BEING SICK: i may have underestimated yon virus, but i’m on the mend
DAY 3 OF BEING SICK: the world has never seen this level of suffering. i am god’s one true martyr
January 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is me, now on day 3 of RSV
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"You, there! What day is it?"
"Why, it's Christmas morning, sir."
"What year?!"
"Why, it's Christmas morning, sir."
"What year?!"
December 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
"You, there! What day is it?"
"Why, it's Christmas morning, sir."
"What year?!"
"Why, it's Christmas morning, sir."
"What year?!"
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If you put on electronic music while you work with a computer it makes you better at the computer.
December 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
If you put on electronic music while you work with a computer it makes you better at the computer.
Moo Deng is dead to me
important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi
December 16, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Moo Deng is dead to me
I just can't with this fucking nuclear bullshit from the Libs. We are all dumber for having to tolerate this being given oxygen
December 13, 2024 at 10:00 AM
I just can't with this fucking nuclear bullshit from the Libs. We are all dumber for having to tolerate this being given oxygen
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Sky News attempting to blame the Australian government for a synagogue being set alight is fine.
But me blaming the Israeli government for the actual atrocities they're committing is antisemitic?
lol, fuck off.
But me blaming the Israeli government for the actual atrocities they're committing is antisemitic?
lol, fuck off.
December 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Sky News attempting to blame the Australian government for a synagogue being set alight is fine.
But me blaming the Israeli government for the actual atrocities they're committing is antisemitic?
lol, fuck off.
But me blaming the Israeli government for the actual atrocities they're committing is antisemitic?
lol, fuck off.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
![Screenshot from the X-Files showing Dana Scully wearing a brown pant suit standing in front of a car with her hands on her hips. Closed caption text reads [Aggressively sighs in the background].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h3ptq6n7o3fhy4tz2uluqc6n/bafkreick54yynyfzzujbrecjaqznjyofk25seyguyc642hk3ivfbeptcnm@jpeg)
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Not going to lie, I thought this was Bert from Sesame Street.
November 30, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Not going to lie, I thought this was Bert from Sesame Street.
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clapping and cheering after the oompa loompas finish their song about how it's my stupid self centered kid's own fault he got turned into Starbursts
November 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM
clapping and cheering after the oompa loompas finish their song about how it's my stupid self centered kid's own fault he got turned into Starbursts
The guy from Cake describing an interaction with a Karen:
She is calling me rude
She is calling me rude
The guy from Cake describing his friend’s garden:
He’s growing hibiscus
He’s growing hibiscus
The guy from Cake watching the Summer Olympics:
He’s throwing the discus
He’s throwing the discus
November 29, 2024 at 5:31 AM
The guy from Cake describing an interaction with a Karen:
She is calling me rude
She is calling me rude
Michael Berkman is such a shining light in the Queensland Parliament, he honestly comes across as one of the only members that has an empathy or compassion #qldpol
November 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Michael Berkman is such a shining light in the Queensland Parliament, he honestly comes across as one of the only members that has an empathy or compassion #qldpol
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We're now on Jupiter... here it is coming into view
November 26, 2024 at 8:23 AM
We're now on Jupiter... here it is coming into view
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Just for once in my lifetime, I would like a technology bill proposed by people who actually know how to use a computer
The plan to stop people from using VPNs to dodge age restrictions?
The government expects social media companies to monitor posts and flag users who seem to actually be in Australia, no matter what location they claim.
/1
The government expects social media companies to monitor posts and flag users who seem to actually be in Australia, no matter what location they claim.
/1
November 25, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Just for once in my lifetime, I would like a technology bill proposed by people who actually know how to use a computer
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@indistarr.bsky.social So we’re visiting Australia and we decided to drive from Brisbane to Sydney yesterday. In our travels we found these, and I have to ask… What in the actual fuck? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
@indistarr.bsky.social So we’re visiting Australia and we decided to drive from Brisbane to Sydney yesterday. In our travels we found these, and I have to ask… What in the actual fuck? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being able to take the ferry home after a long week is truly one of the best things about living near the Brisbane River
November 22, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Being able to take the ferry home after a long week is truly one of the best things about living near the Brisbane River
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Wait hold on. The government’s social media ban is for 13 to 16 year olds…
So ten year olds can use Snapchat and Insta?!? Huh?!?
So ten year olds can use Snapchat and Insta?!? Huh?!?
November 21, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Wait hold on. The government’s social media ban is for 13 to 16 year olds…
So ten year olds can use Snapchat and Insta?!? Huh?!?
So ten year olds can use Snapchat and Insta?!? Huh?!?
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🧵Spotted on a sunny spring day in small city Aotearoa New Zealand:
A small human (3?) in a bucket hat holding his mum's hand. He gives her a stern frown and intones with hilarious pomposity: Mum, I think we should go to the cafe so I can see what I can eat.
His mum snort laughs: Should we now?!(1)
A small human (3?) in a bucket hat holding his mum's hand. He gives her a stern frown and intones with hilarious pomposity: Mum, I think we should go to the cafe so I can see what I can eat.
His mum snort laughs: Should we now?!(1)
November 20, 2024 at 1:08 AM
🧵Spotted on a sunny spring day in small city Aotearoa New Zealand:
A small human (3?) in a bucket hat holding his mum's hand. He gives her a stern frown and intones with hilarious pomposity: Mum, I think we should go to the cafe so I can see what I can eat.
His mum snort laughs: Should we now?!(1)
A small human (3?) in a bucket hat holding his mum's hand. He gives her a stern frown and intones with hilarious pomposity: Mum, I think we should go to the cafe so I can see what I can eat.
His mum snort laughs: Should we now?!(1)
Fuck yeah, tix to Jack White secured! Now, to find something to distract me from the feeling of anticipation in between buying tickets and the actual gig.
November 18, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Fuck yeah, tix to Jack White secured! Now, to find something to distract me from the feeling of anticipation in between buying tickets and the actual gig.
People of Bluesky! Quote a favorite film using gifs only.
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
People of Bluesky! Quote a favorite film using gifs only.