Zemyla
@zemyla.bsky.social
It's an attack that deals poison damage. (10 MP, 8d6 damage, any pronouns)
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
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this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
![All Things Motherhood Jasmen Powell • 6d • S
Hot take, but an honest one.
I think Al is going to replace a big part of traditional photography, especially when it comes to fa... See more
[ugly AI family photo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreihowb4dqnatcls7ownxqvmctzo7y75g2ofcrcwlumxvtaovgju4om@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
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NYT provides no evidence here, probably because the claim is flatly untrue. See eg recent Pew data, or many posts on the subject from @gelliottmorris.com this year
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
NYT provides no evidence here, probably because the claim is flatly untrue. See eg recent Pew data, or many posts on the subject from @gelliottmorris.com this year
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
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SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN...? FUCKING AKWA-MAN?!
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN...? FUCKING AKWA-MAN?!
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TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/
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There is a youtube video called "how to play skaven" that has the single funniest image ever created for any youtube video in the history of the universe and @fsohns.bsky.social needs to see it
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There is a youtube video called "how to play skaven" that has the single funniest image ever created for any youtube video in the history of the universe and @fsohns.bsky.social needs to see it
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The core concept I'd wanna hit for my Neo XXVC Future Solar System Pulp Thing I think would be "Fight for the Future".
See, I fucking LOATHE how the shithead corporate technocrat monsters have effectively stolen the very idea of progress and futurism and made it all about their messianic fantasies
See, I fucking LOATHE how the shithead corporate technocrat monsters have effectively stolen the very idea of progress and futurism and made it all about their messianic fantasies
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The core concept I'd wanna hit for my Neo XXVC Future Solar System Pulp Thing I think would be "Fight for the Future".
See, I fucking LOATHE how the shithead corporate technocrat monsters have effectively stolen the very idea of progress and futurism and made it all about their messianic fantasies
See, I fucking LOATHE how the shithead corporate technocrat monsters have effectively stolen the very idea of progress and futurism and made it all about their messianic fantasies
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I’ve done some catalogue searching and am fairly confident in saying that 5/10 titles in this list do not exist (1, 2, 4, 5 and 7).
Sloppy, unacceptable, and a real kick in the guts to real authors with real books they’d love people to buy and read!
Sloppy, unacceptable, and a real kick in the guts to real authors with real books they’d love people to buy and read!
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’ve done some catalogue searching and am fairly confident in saying that 5/10 titles in this list do not exist (1, 2, 4, 5 and 7).
Sloppy, unacceptable, and a real kick in the guts to real authors with real books they’d love people to buy and read!
Sloppy, unacceptable, and a real kick in the guts to real authors with real books they’d love people to buy and read!
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vsgr3rwyckhiavgqzdcuzm6i/bafkreifg5kvowgazg6uwqulfbdvxurqafbcescazwvgcl2catgvlrsc2fi@jpeg)
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
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The Indiana Senate Majority Leader is posting AI Slop of him kicking the shit out of Santa
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Indiana Senate Majority Leader is posting AI Slop of him kicking the shit out of Santa
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This is how John Fetterman’s Christmas is going
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is how John Fetterman’s Christmas is going
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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blunt force feminization (blunt force feminization)
November 3, 2024 at 12:43 AM
blunt force feminization (blunt force feminization)
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Uh oh… This spell said it would help “familiarize” me with magic, but I think there’s been a big misunderstanding here!!
W-Wait, I’m not a stray pet for the taking!! Someone help!!
#TFEveryday #TFTuesday #transfur
W-Wait, I’m not a stray pet for the taking!! Someone help!!
#TFEveryday #TFTuesday #transfur
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Uh oh… This spell said it would help “familiarize” me with magic, but I think there’s been a big misunderstanding here!!
W-Wait, I’m not a stray pet for the taking!! Someone help!!
#TFEveryday #TFTuesday #transfur
W-Wait, I’m not a stray pet for the taking!! Someone help!!
#TFEveryday #TFTuesday #transfur
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drew Curly Brace for Cave Story's 21st anniversary #cavestory
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
drew Curly Brace for Cave Story's 21st anniversary #cavestory
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When the most toxic couple you know breaks up and makes it everyone's problem
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When the most toxic couple you know breaks up and makes it everyone's problem
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Christmas Eve in downtown Ottawa:
Man wearing a giant syringe with the word “bioweapons” written on it stages a lonely protest against digital IDs and international pedophile cabals
Man wearing a giant syringe with the word “bioweapons” written on it stages a lonely protest against digital IDs and international pedophile cabals
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Christmas Eve in downtown Ottawa:
Man wearing a giant syringe with the word “bioweapons” written on it stages a lonely protest against digital IDs and international pedophile cabals
Man wearing a giant syringe with the word “bioweapons” written on it stages a lonely protest against digital IDs and international pedophile cabals