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eldjester.bsky.social
Eld the Anti-fascist Malewife
@eldjester.bsky.social
Antifa malewife jester
TTRPG Module consultant
Actual Game Designer

Wanna contact me? Send me a DM here or an email at
eldjesterworks@gmail.com

You may know me from:
A Few Lancer Modules
My own game, Shirtless On A Rooftop
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SHIRTLESS ON A ROOFTOP V0.8 is now OUT!
My TTRPG all about punching people through windows, rolling down some stairs grappling someone as well as heart to hearts before a climactic fight got a NEW version with COOL ART by @moiddoesart.com
Go and check it out!
eldjester.itch.io/soar-shirtle...
Its my birthday today motherfuckers so i'm gonna need you to send me a shit ton of money to celebrate, I will use it all on Staminan and Crane Games for myself okay thanks (I mean its mostly gonna be art but)
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If this makes you want to pick up running CAIN but you're worried about making a starter investigation, then check this shit I made out brother

eldjester.itch.io/operation-we...
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Shelly, of the Shelleton Squad!!
#maleghast
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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tombloom.itch.io/games-for-fr... GAMES FOR FREAKS VOL 3 NOW AVAILABLE
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
SHIRTLESS ON A ROOFTOP
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Money, it wraps the mind, yes? Past a certain event horizon, once your digits go high up enough, something breaks in the brain, the part of it meant to provide you with empathy.
Its all numbers after that, every conversation is cost benefit.
Is it worth the cost? No? Then give me the money."
-Nadia
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Looking at how much my game changed with time, check how it used to look like in v01 and how it looks now in v08.5
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
tonight, my players fight across a parking lot, I'll come back with an update on how they're doing
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's a simple fact: everything that's hurt you, everything that has pained and wounded you has only made you stronger.

This world isn't kind, but you withstood the waves crashing on you, over and over, each and every day, never broken

The scars are who you were, what they mean is yours to decide.
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I think people confuse Art and Style when it comes to TTRPGs a lot tbh.
You can have a lot of good art, but that doesn't give your TTRPG an actual "style" in terms of how it feels to read or interact with
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Listen, I think its also telling this tends to happen a fair bit with "dex type builds".
Like do people complain about Paladin coded classes being able to cast magic?

Its always very weird to me
You will never convince me that this sort of thinking isn't a form of brainrot that actively makes people worse at games
eeughhh,,, went to the daggerheart discord to be like "happy new class day, hey i have some questions about how this one thing works--" and realized they were an hour deep into an argument about "nonmagical rogues" and quickly peaced out

we really are in the Eternal 2008
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is what my TTRPG Shirtless On A Rooftop is all about btw
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Do you think he was pissing when he learned the news
A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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😢
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We're getting at an interesting spot in SOAR's design cycle where it'll likely be ready to just get some number tweaks going forward, and the core mechanics will be locked in.
Exciting stuff
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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@powerupcomics.bsky.social has a chance to do the funniest thing right now
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This came to me in a dream after reading recent ttrpg discourse
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Been writing a game for the last while which ISN'T Shirtless On A Rooftop, but a different thing which I will affectionately call a Cyberpunk Gearslop Crunchcore game because you cannot stop me.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"The genius of Mr.Rose, you see, was that he took something that would make people underestimate you, and turned it against them.
A white cane, turned into a tool of perfect control, redirecting blows and foes alike, something they thought they'd do to YOU"
Art by @skycrime.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It's still spooky season so let's get out some #CAINrpg art! This is my exorcist Elijah. He's got a very punchable face.

#TTRPG | #CAIN | #Oc
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM