Jay Zeffren
@zefferal.bsky.social
We share the same time and position on the planet's crust. That counts for more than you'd think.
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It's like having your B button be jump and your A button being attack. You've had to live with it and suck it up, but you know it's wrong and are truly unhappy with it. Then you discover button mapping, letting you to fix things. Suddenly your sorrow turns to elation as things finally feel right.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It's like having your B button be jump and your A button being attack. You've had to live with it and suck it up, but you know it's wrong and are truly unhappy with it. Then you discover button mapping, letting you to fix things. Suddenly your sorrow turns to elation as things finally feel right.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. I hope you make a Four Seasons Total Landscake.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. I hope you make a Four Seasons Total Landscake.
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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e pluribus, numnum
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
e pluribus, numnum
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The gyro we all needed!
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The gyro we all needed!
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Lettuce celebrate
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lettuce celebrate
the rage I felt for this card when it was first printed
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the rage I felt for this card when it was first printed
Tonight I'm going
To New York city
The place I'll call my home
And tonight I'm going where the climate's shitty
Where I won't feel so alone
And I will build it up right from the ground
With my own bare hands
Until the sun doth set
On the silhouette of this broken promise land
To New York city
The place I'll call my home
And tonight I'm going where the climate's shitty
Where I won't feel so alone
And I will build it up right from the ground
With my own bare hands
Until the sun doth set
On the silhouette of this broken promise land
Say Anything "My Bare Hands"
YouTube video by Equal Vision Records
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November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tonight I'm going
To New York city
The place I'll call my home
And tonight I'm going where the climate's shitty
Where I won't feel so alone
And I will build it up right from the ground
With my own bare hands
Until the sun doth set
On the silhouette of this broken promise land
To New York city
The place I'll call my home
And tonight I'm going where the climate's shitty
Where I won't feel so alone
And I will build it up right from the ground
With my own bare hands
Until the sun doth set
On the silhouette of this broken promise land
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Hades II is amazing. There are nods to both Lattimore's and Wilson's Odyssey translations.
Lattimore: “Tell me, Muse, of the man of many ways…”
Wilson: “Tell me about a complicated man…”
Hades II: “Some know him as the man of many ways; certainly he is a complicated one.”
Lattimore: “Tell me, Muse, of the man of many ways…”
Wilson: “Tell me about a complicated man…”
Hades II: “Some know him as the man of many ways; certainly he is a complicated one.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hades II is amazing. There are nods to both Lattimore's and Wilson's Odyssey translations.
Lattimore: “Tell me, Muse, of the man of many ways…”
Wilson: “Tell me about a complicated man…”
Hades II: “Some know him as the man of many ways; certainly he is a complicated one.”
Lattimore: “Tell me, Muse, of the man of many ways…”
Wilson: “Tell me about a complicated man…”
Hades II: “Some know him as the man of many ways; certainly he is a complicated one.”
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Who is wise? One who learns from all people.
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Who is wise? One who learns from all people.
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
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With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.
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Wait a minute, it’s Halloween! And my giveaway has nothing even remotely Halloween themed!
Luckily I have the perfect solution! Adding this pair showing my favorite part of one of my favorite Disney movies.
I will add reposts to this, so repost both to double your chances!
Pulling a winner Nov 2!
Luckily I have the perfect solution! Adding this pair showing my favorite part of one of my favorite Disney movies.
I will add reposts to this, so repost both to double your chances!
Pulling a winner Nov 2!
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wait a minute, it’s Halloween! And my giveaway has nothing even remotely Halloween themed!
Luckily I have the perfect solution! Adding this pair showing my favorite part of one of my favorite Disney movies.
I will add reposts to this, so repost both to double your chances!
Pulling a winner Nov 2!
Luckily I have the perfect solution! Adding this pair showing my favorite part of one of my favorite Disney movies.
I will add reposts to this, so repost both to double your chances!
Pulling a winner Nov 2!
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
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NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...
We Have AI Now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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October 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...
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A conversation with @basswakil.bsky.social this morning reminded me that I was briefly interested in how to make Commander decks that can also work as their own, distinct casual formats. Maybe I should revisit that idea.
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 1 · Token Triumph - Commander (Emmara, Soul of the Accord) ·
Token Triumph
Similar to my experiment with Anowon (https://www.tumblr.com/brokeboardgames/714590870406578176/revisiting…
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October 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A conversation with @basswakil.bsky.social this morning reminded me that I was briefly interested in how to make Commander decks that can also work as their own, distinct casual formats. Maybe I should revisit that idea.
www.tumblr.com/brokeboardga...
www.tumblr.com/brokeboardga...
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This week’s giveaway is:
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This week’s giveaway is:
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL is my one hundredth one page game.
YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want.
PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...
YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want.
PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT GIRL is my one hundredth one page game.
YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want.
PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...
YOU ARE A GOAT GIRL. It is always your birthday and God Himself could not stop you from doing exactly what you want.
PDFs (including text-only) and design commentary here: www.patreon.com/posts/138800...
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i NEED to know the backstory here
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r/LosAngeles 6h
Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h
ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h
ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I...
r/diet 1d
What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month?
Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vtcm54bmbkuaj32aiqtbvrwu/bafkreibzhetovxcwgpqwitexh7ifjezeywakn2pvrtyzqcxnsi3uov7xeq@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i NEED to know the backstory here
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I miss when "it's good in Commander" was code for "it's bad in every other format."
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I miss when "it's good in Commander" was code for "it's bad in every other format."
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It's honestly embarrassing it took me this long to do a card like this.
If you don't support @scryfall.com you should
If you don't support @scryfall.com you should
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's honestly embarrassing it took me this long to do a card like this.
If you don't support @scryfall.com you should
If you don't support @scryfall.com you should
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While we’re at it: from my 2018 comics essay “About Face,” laying out the normalization of fascist presence via pop culture & consumer goods. It’s also the central chapter of SAVE IT FOR LATER. popula.com/2019/02/24/a...
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
While we’re at it: from my 2018 comics essay “About Face,” laying out the normalization of fascist presence via pop culture & consumer goods. It’s also the central chapter of SAVE IT FOR LATER. popula.com/2019/02/24/a...
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ngl “no nazi shit” turned out to be a bigger cognitive lift for some people than i anticipated
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ngl “no nazi shit” turned out to be a bigger cognitive lift for some people than i anticipated