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Mushroom coffee claims I expect to see:
Cures toenail fungus
Fights gingivitis
Lightens age spots
Regrows hair
Cures toenail fungus
Fights gingivitis
Lightens age spots
Regrows hair
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Mushroom coffee claims I expect to see:
Cures toenail fungus
Fights gingivitis
Lightens age spots
Regrows hair
Cures toenail fungus
Fights gingivitis
Lightens age spots
Regrows hair
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Finally got around to painting a follow up to the Lego Counterspell.
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Finally got around to painting a follow up to the Lego Counterspell.
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This week on Casual Magic, the amazingly delightful artist @paulscottcanavan.com! youtu.be/yksMiufXGfo?...
"I'm a Goth Boy Who Wants to Paint Graveyards" with Paul Scott Canavan | Casual Magic Ep. 315
YouTube video by Casual Magic with Shivam Bhatt
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February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
This week on Casual Magic, the amazingly delightful artist @paulscottcanavan.com! youtu.be/yksMiufXGfo?...
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"Spy Kit", an artifact for MTG.
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"Spy Kit", an artifact for MTG.
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
It's no secret: Subscribers to my Newsletter get an extra discount in my online shop!
The next newsletter goes out soon - sign up today:
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"Spy Kit", an artifact for MTG.
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"Spy Kit", an artifact for MTG.
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Periodic reminder that anyone who invokes the phrase “woke garbage” when talking about entertainment is a fucking idiot and/or a grifter.
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Periodic reminder that anyone who invokes the phrase “woke garbage” when talking about entertainment is a fucking idiot and/or a grifter.
Just gave these away for free over on Discord for the Januarty giveaway
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Just gave these away for free over on Discord for the Januarty giveaway
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Join us on discord for exclusive art reveals and giveaways! discord.gg/cataclysmarc... @bdm.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Join us on discord for exclusive art reveals and giveaways! discord.gg/cataclysmarc... @bdm.bsky.social
Southwest is trying so hard to make the changes work
The expensive commercial trying to frame the previous boarding as chaotic when it was anything but
Pay More, Get Less - Southwest
The expensive commercial trying to frame the previous boarding as chaotic when it was anything but
Pay More, Get Less - Southwest
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Southwest is trying so hard to make the changes work
The expensive commercial trying to frame the previous boarding as chaotic when it was anything but
Pay More, Get Less - Southwest
The expensive commercial trying to frame the previous boarding as chaotic when it was anything but
Pay More, Get Less - Southwest
Bummed most Olympic coverage is locked behind Peacocks paywall
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Bummed most Olympic coverage is locked behind Peacocks paywall
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I think we should spend a little more time to compliment our peers, friends, and strangers in the Magic space.
It's very easy to miss the impact they provide and the good work they, it's always good to remind folks of the fact.
It's very easy to miss the impact they provide and the good work they, it's always good to remind folks of the fact.
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I think we should spend a little more time to compliment our peers, friends, and strangers in the Magic space.
It's very easy to miss the impact they provide and the good work they, it's always good to remind folks of the fact.
It's very easy to miss the impact they provide and the good work they, it's always good to remind folks of the fact.
SB commercial take aways
Piss
Shit
De-aging
Ring wants you to believe constant surveillance is a good thing
Piss
Shit
De-aging
Ring wants you to believe constant surveillance is a good thing
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
SB commercial take aways
Piss
Shit
De-aging
Ring wants you to believe constant surveillance is a good thing
Piss
Shit
De-aging
Ring wants you to believe constant surveillance is a good thing
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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STARTS THIS FRIDAY!
Experience all 3 nights of the Gorge with Volta like never before!
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Experience all 3 nights of the Gorge with Volta like never before!
▶️ Learn more and register at volta.live.
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
STARTS THIS FRIDAY!
Experience all 3 nights of the Gorge with Volta like never before!
▶️ Learn more and register at volta.live.
Experience all 3 nights of the Gorge with Volta like never before!
▶️ Learn more and register at volta.live.
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Just once, once, I’d like an interviewer, when talking to a tech bro about how their efficiency-drive in taking over infrastructure is going to cut costs, just once, I want them to ask “How much will this efficiency cut prices?”
Not costs
Prices
It would expose this charade immediately
Not costs
Prices
It would expose this charade immediately
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Just once, once, I’d like an interviewer, when talking to a tech bro about how their efficiency-drive in taking over infrastructure is going to cut costs, just once, I want them to ask “How much will this efficiency cut prices?”
Not costs
Prices
It would expose this charade immediately
Not costs
Prices
It would expose this charade immediately
The likelihood of me beating this is extremely small
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The likelihood of me beating this is extremely small
There are no Seattle fans within earshot of here
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
There are no Seattle fans within earshot of here
All of these commercials got green lit
Take that risk with your ideas
Take that risk with your ideas
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
All of these commercials got green lit
Take that risk with your ideas
Take that risk with your ideas
YOSHI WITH THE SUPER SCOPE
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
YOSHI WITH THE SUPER SCOPE
Hoping there’s a SW Starfighter teaser today
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Hoping there’s a SW Starfighter teaser today
So glad American Idiot made the rotation
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
So glad American Idiot made the rotation
The Rhystic Studies Big-Ass Dragon Tee 🐉
Preorder now:
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More info:
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Preorder now:
stitcherssupply.com/products/rhy...
More info:
open.substack.com/pub/rhystics...
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Watching a movie where Genie gets chased by Mr Krabs and Jame Gumb
Name the movie
Name the movie
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Watching a movie where Genie gets chased by Mr Krabs and Jame Gumb
Name the movie
Name the movie
Not a mixologist ala @bdm.bsky.social or @phrost.bsky.social and a bit boring in the glassware dept overall but I do enjoy a rum runner nonetheless
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Not a mixologist ala @bdm.bsky.social or @phrost.bsky.social and a bit boring in the glassware dept overall but I do enjoy a rum runner nonetheless
Last day to enter!
January Giveaway Announcement!
6 random never-before-given-away cards
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6 random never-before-given-away cards
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Giveaway runs through 2/6/26. Good luck!
Please read the form for information on how to earn up to 3 total entries.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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"Let's fucking kill effective search functions so we can just feed them whatever we want instead"
I want to know how much money that sentence made someone
I want to know how much money that sentence made someone
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
"Let's fucking kill effective search functions so we can just feed them whatever we want instead"
I want to know how much money that sentence made someone
I want to know how much money that sentence made someone