Zack Wagner
@zackwag.com
Software engineer, husband, father, fool
The mint just made its last penny. A tragic day for folksy coming-of-age protagonists looking to derail trains and emotions alike.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The mint just made its last penny. A tragic day for folksy coming-of-age protagonists looking to derail trains and emotions alike.
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Me watching someone float between set pieces that act as commentary on societal strata: This is Candide
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Me watching someone float between set pieces that act as commentary on societal strata: This is Candide
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants
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Real talk. If your ass is still on board with the walkin' circus peanut you lost your damn mind.
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Real talk. If your ass is still on board with the walkin' circus peanut you lost your damn mind.
Islamaphobes after Trump endorses Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Islamaphobes after Trump endorses Cuomo
Life of Chuck is a really charming movie
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Life of Chuck is a really charming movie
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
As a father of a 12 year old and a 9 year old in my 40s, I can tell you the only people who care about beating a game without help are losers.
My life is already hard. Why would I seek more challenge in my recreation?
imagine saying you can't enjoy the Mona Lisa until you've "put in work."
My life is already hard. Why would I seek more challenge in my recreation?
imagine saying you can't enjoy the Mona Lisa until you've "put in work."
The debate over yellow paint in video games to guide players has resurfaced again after Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth director Naoki Hamaguchi told GamesRadar+ that "there is definitely a need" for it. What do you think? bit.ly/4qA6JRL
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
As a father of a 12 year old and a 9 year old in my 40s, I can tell you the only people who care about beating a game without help are losers.
My life is already hard. Why would I seek more challenge in my recreation?
imagine saying you can't enjoy the Mona Lisa until you've "put in work."
My life is already hard. Why would I seek more challenge in my recreation?
imagine saying you can't enjoy the Mona Lisa until you've "put in work."
Does Face/Off count as a body horror film?
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Does Face/Off count as a body horror film?
Is the screaming on Cheap Trick's Budokan real? Seems like a KISS Alive! situation.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is the screaming on Cheap Trick's Budokan real? Seems like a KISS Alive! situation.
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Small Business Tyrant riot basically
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Small Business Tyrant riot basically
I think it would be cool for Blue Jays to win. Most of all because we won't have to see any ball players break kayfabe and proudly go the White House to meet Trump
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think it would be cool for Blue Jays to win. Most of all because we won't have to see any ball players break kayfabe and proudly go the White House to meet Trump
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You gotta absorb all this baseball and store it in a gland for the winter months
October 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You gotta absorb all this baseball and store it in a gland for the winter months
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No kings except for the original kings of comedy
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No kings except for the original kings of comedy
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October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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my brain every time i post
October 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
my brain every time i post
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
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Adult converts aren't imbued with the requisite amount of shame required to be a Catholic
October 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Adult converts aren't imbued with the requisite amount of shame required to be a Catholic
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"Ay bruv you mustn't cheat on Kim. Knock that bloody business right off" -what I would say to stop Thurston Moore from cheating on Kim Gordon if I was there and also British.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Ay bruv you mustn't cheat on Kim. Knock that bloody business right off" -what I would say to stop Thurston Moore from cheating on Kim Gordon if I was there and also British.
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spotted at the local pinball place in Somerville
October 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
spotted at the local pinball place in Somerville
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1999 Dave Chappelle: Abba Zabba you my only friend
2025 Dave Chappelle: Sheikh Abdulaziz bin Salman you my only friend
2025 Dave Chappelle: Sheikh Abdulaziz bin Salman you my only friend
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
1999 Dave Chappelle: Abba Zabba you my only friend
2025 Dave Chappelle: Sheikh Abdulaziz bin Salman you my only friend
2025 Dave Chappelle: Sheikh Abdulaziz bin Salman you my only friend