ryan
@youfoundryan.bsky.social
former software engineer at twitter before the apartheid kid took over. denver.
mostly post about my native landscape project and ska
mostly post about my native landscape project and ska
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ryan
@youfoundryan.bsky.social
· Nov 10
hi latest xitter exodus. welcome!
you can expect posts about native gardening, denver and my dog santiago
you can expect posts about native gardening, denver and my dog santiago
i took my dog for santa photos
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i took my dog for santa photos
So, I accidentally went on a date with a Nazi this past weekend.
No, I did not know she was a Nazi going into the date.
Then, the next morning:
1/n
No, I did not know she was a Nazi going into the date.
Then, the next morning:
1/n
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So, I accidentally went on a date with a Nazi this past weekend.
No, I did not know she was a Nazi going into the date.
Then, the next morning:
1/n
No, I did not know she was a Nazi going into the date.
Then, the next morning:
1/n
@schnorkles.bsky.social another for the rural-ruination files
“United's long-haul international flying and our hub-to-hub flying will not be impacted by [the FAA’s] schedule reduction direction... Instead, we will focus our schedule reductions on regional flying and domestic mainline flights that do not travel between our hubs.”
- United CEO Scott Kirby
- United CEO Scott Kirby
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@schnorkles.bsky.social another for the rural-ruination files
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COMMENTARY: Why I'm raising money for a food bank in a deep red, pro-Trump area during the government shutdown
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
COMMENTARY: Why I'm raising money for a food bank in a deep red, pro-Trump area during the government shutdown
i want a netflix show that's just sliwa meeting bodega cats while telling the camera about all the times the mob tried to kill him
I look forward to Sliwa's long tenure as the Special Parade Assistant in the Mamdani administration, where he can affirm each and every parade's right to exist
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i want a netflix show that's just sliwa meeting bodega cats while telling the camera about all the times the mob tried to kill him
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Tolkien, who saw almost all his friends die in the Somme, and knew the seduction of despair, wrote both Denethor and Saruman as doomers.
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tolkien, who saw almost all his friends die in the Somme, and knew the seduction of despair, wrote both Denethor and Saruman as doomers.
“politically correct sirens” sounds like an all-women punk group led by neko case
Trump: "You hear those sirens going off? That's good. A good sound. That means they either got the bad guy or they're gonna stop the bad guy. You didn't hear that sound bc nobody wanted to do anything. Listen to the beauty of that sound. That's the real deal sirens, not politically correct sirens"
October 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“politically correct sirens” sounds like an all-women punk group led by neko case
@bencollins.bsky.social Bad Pedophile at Rise Comedy in Denver, tonight 6:30 www.crowdwork.com/e/the-onion-...
The Onion's Jeffrey Epstein Bad Pedophile • RISE Comedy
a screening of the Onion's satirical short film "Jeffrey Epstein Bad Pedophile"
www.crowdwork.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social Bad Pedophile at Rise Comedy in Denver, tonight 6:30 www.crowdwork.com/e/the-onion-...
chucky kirk was a shit human being and i refuse to mourn his death
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
chucky kirk was a shit human being and i refuse to mourn his death
costco has good prices on champagne fyi
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
costco has good prices on champagne fyi
August 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
colbert/lamar 2028
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
colbert/lamar 2028
our large adult governor
Jared Polis vows to chain himself to Colorado Capitol plaza to stop $28 million pedestrian bridge that he proposed
Jared Polis vows to chain himself to Colorado Capitol plaza to stop $28 million pedestrian bridge that he proposed
The bridge was the governor’s idea to celebrate the state’s 150th anniversary. But it was panned by lawmakers, historic preservationists and, apparently, the public.
coloradosun.com
July 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
our large adult governor
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as a longtime former twitter employee, seeing what it's become is like watching your favorite child become a skinhead
July 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
as a longtime former twitter employee, seeing what it's become is like watching your favorite child become a skinhead
taken in the gop house cloakroom
June 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
taken in the gop house cloakroom
chicago pope means ketchup on a hot dog gets you excommunicated
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
chicago pope means ketchup on a hot dog gets you excommunicated
the episode of letterkenny where the hicks and natives team up to beat the shit out of some nazis
Putting more positive on the ole TL: what’s a moment in a piece of media that took you from “ok this is pretty good” to “oh shit this is GREAT”?
Here are some of mine:
-The entire finale of s1 Severance
-“Satisfied” in Hamilton
-The end of Act 1 in Cyberpunk 77
Here are some of mine:
-The entire finale of s1 Severance
-“Satisfied” in Hamilton
-The end of Act 1 in Cyberpunk 77
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the episode of letterkenny where the hicks and natives team up to beat the shit out of some nazis
@kylec.bsky.social Do you know if the chaos with federal grants affects Denver's veteran housing programs which, AIUI, were largely funded with VA grants?
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@kylec.bsky.social Do you know if the chaos with federal grants affects Denver's veteran housing programs which, AIUI, were largely funded with VA grants?
i've binge-watched letterkenny like a dozen times does that qualify me for canadian residency
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i've binge-watched letterkenny like a dozen times does that qualify me for canadian residency
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I’ve spent about 2-3 hours each day on calls or chats with my US gov friends. Here’s an anonymized recap of what’s going on.
First, I am so very sorry that they are living our last year at Twitter. I never wanted to think about that time again, and I hope my advice is helpful. 1/
First, I am so very sorry that they are living our last year at Twitter. I never wanted to think about that time again, and I hope my advice is helpful. 1/
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I’ve spent about 2-3 hours each day on calls or chats with my US gov friends. Here’s an anonymized recap of what’s going on.
First, I am so very sorry that they are living our last year at Twitter. I never wanted to think about that time again, and I hope my advice is helpful. 1/
First, I am so very sorry that they are living our last year at Twitter. I never wanted to think about that time again, and I hope my advice is helpful. 1/
i took a beginner pistol class today and many of the other students were trans folks who said they're there because they're scared and want to know how to defend themselves
January 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i took a beginner pistol class today and many of the other students were trans folks who said they're there because they're scared and want to know how to defend themselves
not an ingredient but: thermoworks thermometers
Is there a condiment or similar pantry ingredient that if you see it in someone's house, instantly confers legitimacy on their cooking?
January 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
not an ingredient but: thermoworks thermometers
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Wow, it's almost like Trump is enacting a radical, incredibly unpopular agenda that he never mentioned or explicitly denied during the campaign, and the Democrats and press are so mentally committed to servile accommodationism that they're pretending he has a sweeping mandate for that agenda!
I didn't anticipate the public health freezes. Did anyone? Was anyone in Trump world boasting about this ahead of time, like they did everything else? Stopping government from doing things in our system is much easier than making it do things you want, even things like banning a vaccine.
January 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wow, it's almost like Trump is enacting a radical, incredibly unpopular agenda that he never mentioned or explicitly denied during the campaign, and the Democrats and press are so mentally committed to servile accommodationism that they're pretending he has a sweeping mandate for that agenda!