ryan
youfoundryan.bsky.social
ryan
@youfoundryan.bsky.social
former software engineer at twitter before the apartheid kid took over. denver.

mostly post about my native landscape project and ska
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i took my dog for santa photos
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
So, I accidentally went on a date with a Nazi this past weekend.

No, I did not know she was a Nazi going into the date.

Then, the next morning:

1/n
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
well, last night i went on a date with someone i met at the dog park who turned out to be a neo-nazi and then woke up to this text
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the mayor of denver knew what he was talking about when he said the liberal moms would lead the protests
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have friends from my time at Twitter who got cut in the fork there, and are now getting cut again in the fed fork.
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I happened to be at the right place right time to capture one of the first photos of takahē mating in captivity at Zealandia in Wellington!
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
it's not a tj's but there's a liquor store in boulder with a vought f4u corsair suspended from the ceiling
September 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Still getting this in denver.
August 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“I threw the sandwich”
August 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sold out crowd of 2000! Mostly funny stories about stuff behind the scenes like Cary busting his foot on the first day of shooting and being afraid to tell Rob Reiner
July 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
soon
July 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
by friday
July 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
June 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
the luggage gargoyles, on the other hand,
March 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i’m excited for this year’s punk in the park in park in denver
March 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
SINGLE ROLL CALL! 🗣️

Quote this with your best selfie to let Bluesky know you’re single, perhaps your boo is here! 🤭
January 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I was once at a beach bar in Thailand (Koh Lanta, not an area known for sex tourism) and some old brit asked me why I wasn't in Pattaya with the barely-legal prostitutes. I backed away slowly.
January 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
proposal to nickname this one the arrested development
January 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
January 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the number kicked around internally was $20m. it was honestly a great event
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
there's an area in austria called the ötztal valley where buses tow trailers of bike racks. instead of the two bike spots bolted on front like we do in the states, every bus can fit like 20 bikes. it's awesome.
January 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM