yoko ainur
@yngmelkor.bsky.social
puertorriqueño in baltimore city. @barelyamericano in the Twitter days. he/him. never stopped masking. every day I ask Congress to suck a little less.
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yoko ainur
@yngmelkor.bsky.social
· Jun 26
staring seductively at my wife, down to my nicest underwear, making the noises the dogist makes when taking dogs' photos
kinder bueno santas belong in schedule one next to heroin
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
kinder bueno santas belong in schedule one next to heroin
I then proceeded to steal Poseidon's trident from the Navy SEALS and they'll never get it back. Nor their access to heaven
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I then proceeded to steal Poseidon's trident from the Navy SEALS and they'll never get it back. Nor their access to heaven
glad Liverpool lost again. delighted. my love of this team was borne of failure and entrenched by the messianic Klopp years. let them throw dirt on us again, we were due. YNWA
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
glad Liverpool lost again. delighted. my love of this team was borne of failure and entrenched by the messianic Klopp years. let them throw dirt on us again, we were due. YNWA
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I’ve decided that the only person I want to interview Sam Altman is Ziwe
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’ve decided that the only person I want to interview Sam Altman is Ziwe
Thanksgiving tradition
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Thanksgiving tradition
I can't even beat the first boss in Alan Wake II in story mode
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can't even beat the first boss in Alan Wake II in story mode
40 years ago, Soda Stereo released 'Nada Personal'
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
40 years ago, Soda Stereo released 'Nada Personal'
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Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
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My Strange Addiction: Old Republicans
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My Strange Addiction: Old Republicans
women in (bamboo) stem?
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
women in (bamboo) stem?
God forbid women do anything
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
God forbid women do anything
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have u ever read a great novel or watched an amazing show or played a stellar video game and thought to yourself 'i wish i could forget i finished this so i could experience it again anew'
like that but without ever experiencing it again anew
like that but without ever experiencing it again anew
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
have u ever read a great novel or watched an amazing show or played a stellar video game and thought to yourself 'i wish i could forget i finished this so i could experience it again anew'
like that but without ever experiencing it again anew
like that but without ever experiencing it again anew
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November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Raskin is the overqualified nerd (complimentary) that Dem classmates put in charge of the group project but they will never let him present to the class nor get the credit he deserves
"They couldn't endorse Mam--" I'ma request you shut the FUCK up, provincial, until you read Raskin's endorsement of Mamdani, and then you go to the cone of shame.
jamieraskin.com/raskin-mamda...
jamieraskin.com/raskin-mamda...
Statement of Congressman Jamie Raskin Endorsing Zohran Mamdani for Mayor of New York City
Congressman Jamie Raskin released the following statement endorsing Zohran Mamdani for Mayor of New York City.
jamieraskin.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Raskin is the overqualified nerd (complimentary) that Dem classmates put in charge of the group project but they will never let him present to the class nor get the credit he deserves
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There is space in the tent for MTG but not Mamdani 😭
These are the people I’m supposed to trust with my life?
Everyone pls bffr.
These are the people I’m supposed to trust with my life?
Everyone pls bffr.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There is space in the tent for MTG but not Mamdani 😭
These are the people I’m supposed to trust with my life?
Everyone pls bffr.
These are the people I’m supposed to trust with my life?
Everyone pls bffr.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Pittsburgh Steelers
about time football rivalries started looking like fútbol rivalries
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
about time football rivalries started looking like fútbol rivalries
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The House is supposed to vote on releasing the Epstein files on Tuesday. That's your warning, Venezuela
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The House is supposed to vote on releasing the Epstein files on Tuesday. That's your warning, Venezuela
not sure I meant to do this but my marvel midnight suns character looks just like bad bunny
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
not sure I meant to do this but my marvel midnight suns character looks just like bad bunny
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“Leslie Lee rightly criticized the inconsistency of people who mourned Lynch’s passing while, in their own lives, failed to take simple protective steps — like wearing a respirator — that could have helped keep people like Lynch stay safe and alive.” Powerful writing about our friend.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Leslie Lee rightly criticized the inconsistency of people who mourned Lynch’s passing while, in their own lives, failed to take simple protective steps — like wearing a respirator — that could have helped keep people like Lynch stay safe and alive.” Powerful writing about our friend.
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Respect Alice Wong’s call here:
“When I am in public spaces and see most people unmasked either because they think the virus is a hoax, that masking is virtue signaling & a sign of weakness, aren't thinking about it, or that they simply don’t care, I feel like an expendable burden not worth saving.”
“When I am in public spaces and see most people unmasked either because they think the virus is a hoax, that masking is virtue signaling & a sign of weakness, aren't thinking about it, or that they simply don’t care, I feel like an expendable burden not worth saving.”
COVID Isn’t Going Anywhere. Masking Up Could Save My Life.
"When I am in public spaces and see most people unmasked, I feel like an expendable burden not worth saving."
www.teenvogue.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Respect Alice Wong’s call here:
“When I am in public spaces and see most people unmasked either because they think the virus is a hoax, that masking is virtue signaling & a sign of weakness, aren't thinking about it, or that they simply don’t care, I feel like an expendable burden not worth saving.”
“When I am in public spaces and see most people unmasked either because they think the virus is a hoax, that masking is virtue signaling & a sign of weakness, aren't thinking about it, or that they simply don’t care, I feel like an expendable burden not worth saving.”
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So saddened by the news that we have lost Alice Wong. It was an honor to know her and learn from her. May the lessons she shared continue to guide us for years to come.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So saddened by the news that we have lost Alice Wong. It was an honor to know her and learn from her. May the lessons she shared continue to guide us for years to come.
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The judge who oversaw the initial challenge to Trump’s attempt to use the Alien Enemies Act to quickly remove people from the country will soon have the authority to continue any contempt proceedings over whether the admin violated his first orders in the case on March 15.
I explain:
I explain:
D.C. Circuit won't review Trump admin contempt appeal further, sending matter back to Boasberg
The latest order over the Trump administration's actions sending flights to El Salvador on March 15.
www.lawdork.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The judge who oversaw the initial challenge to Trump’s attempt to use the Alien Enemies Act to quickly remove people from the country will soon have the authority to continue any contempt proceedings over whether the admin violated his first orders in the case on March 15.
I explain:
I explain:
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Scab known as Bari Weiss didn't just cross the picket line. she returned to a crime scene: Pittsburgh/Post-Gazette is "ground zero" (as @mikeelk.bsky.social beautifully explains) for huckster Bari's fraudulent up-marketing as "thinker" & "influencer"
bsky.app/profile/shae...
bsky.app/profile/shae...
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Scab known as Bari Weiss didn't just cross the picket line. she returned to a crime scene: Pittsburgh/Post-Gazette is "ground zero" (as @mikeelk.bsky.social beautifully explains) for huckster Bari's fraudulent up-marketing as "thinker" & "influencer"
bsky.app/profile/shae...
bsky.app/profile/shae...
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