Tom Cullen
@yestom.bsky.social
Ex Dulwich Hamlet FC owner, current Social and Marketing Consultant. Always minding how I go and being lucky.
The definition of pulling the ladder up behind you.
Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
The definition of pulling the ladder up behind you.
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if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling
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I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?
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Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Welcome to everyone joining Bluesky from twitter. Someone will be assigned to you to misunderstand one of your jokes and scream at you shortly.
Don’t make me tap the traitors post
Traitors producer 1: What’s the task going to be today?
Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again.
BAFTA: would you like some awards?
Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again.
BAFTA: would you like some awards?
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Don’t make me tap the traitors post
Traitors producer 1: What’s the task going to be today?
Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again.
BAFTA: would you like some awards?
Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again.
BAFTA: would you like some awards?
January 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Traitors producer 1: What’s the task going to be today?
Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again.
BAFTA: would you like some awards?
Traitors producer 2: just lob a load of shite in the woods for them to find again.
BAFTA: would you like some awards?
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‘10.8 million families use X as their main news source’
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
‘10.8 million families use X as their main news source’
900 days sober.
Mind how you go, be lucky.
Mind how you go, be lucky.
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 AM
900 days sober.
Mind how you go, be lucky.
Mind how you go, be lucky.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history
This is such a shitshow. It’s magic.
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is such a shitshow. It’s magic.
Who put 20p in Lauryn Hill?
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Who put 20p in Lauryn Hill?
Fuck FIFA so hard in whatever hole they consent to the least.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Fuck FIFA so hard in whatever hole they consent to the least.
‘If I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through the window’
“Put your phone away and have a proper piss”
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
‘If I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through the window’
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
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We've been waiting a while 😉
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We've been waiting a while 😉
Love you, @dulwichhamletfc.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Love you, @dulwichhamletfc.bsky.social
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nothing on Earth has moved faster today than the fingers of racists composing racist posts
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
nothing on Earth has moved faster today than the fingers of racists composing racist posts
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Was just reading about the history of BST, clocks changing etc, and discovered that the dude who campaigned for it in the early 20th century, a builder called William Willett, is the great-great grandfather of Chris Martin from Coldplay, which is what the song “Clocks” should be about, but isn’t
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Was just reading about the history of BST, clocks changing etc, and discovered that the dude who campaigned for it in the early 20th century, a builder called William Willett, is the great-great grandfather of Chris Martin from Coldplay, which is what the song “Clocks” should be about, but isn’t
Man I fucking love this game. 1 and 2. 3 not so much.
dungeon keeper, print ad, excerpt, quote (1996) archive.org/details/PCZO...
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Man I fucking love this game. 1 and 2. 3 not so much.
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The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
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Most of Westminster is still on X.
This is a "recommended" tweet pushed to a (very much not-Nazi) contact's iPhone lockscreen last week.
Who knows how many millions it was pushed to by Musk's platform, including in this case, in the UK?
It's now been deleted, but only after getting thousands of RTs.
Who knows how many millions it was pushed to by Musk's platform, including in this case, in the UK?
It's now been deleted, but only after getting thousands of RTs.
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Most of Westminster is still on X.
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day: