Wtf Kayla
@wtfkayla.bsky.social
Just a hippie born in the wrong generation
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Wtf Kayla
@wtfkayla.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Of course I believe in you!
But. . . I also believe in Bigfoot, Aliens, and world peace
So. . .
But. . . I also believe in Bigfoot, Aliens, and world peace
So. . .
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I changed the term “Hey Siri” to “Hey Shithead” and now feel justified for what I paid for this phone.
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I changed the term “Hey Siri” to “Hey Shithead” and now feel justified for what I paid for this phone.
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They make Tums containers wicked hard to open because irony
January 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They make Tums containers wicked hard to open because irony
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Many people love camping but that's too in tents for me
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Many people love camping but that's too in tents for me
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ME: [looking at a drawing my 5 year old made] wow that's an awesome..... Shrek??
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
December 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
ME: [looking at a drawing my 5 year old made] wow that's an awesome..... Shrek??
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄and a Happy New years! 🥂🥳
. . . But also Fuck Christmas!
I'm so happy this shit is almost over.
. . . But also Fuck Christmas!
I'm so happy this shit is almost over.
December 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄and a Happy New years! 🥂🥳
. . . But also Fuck Christmas!
I'm so happy this shit is almost over.
. . . But also Fuck Christmas!
I'm so happy this shit is almost over.
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The stockings were thumbtacked to the wall with care
December 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM
The stockings were thumbtacked to the wall with care
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Don’s Gay Apparel is a great name for a store at the mall
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Don’s Gay Apparel is a great name for a store at the mall
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perfect night to rob santa’s house
December 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
perfect night to rob santa’s house
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Santa's workers hate Christmas because they always get elf-help manuals
December 24, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Santa's workers hate Christmas because they always get elf-help manuals
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I bet Santa's cum taste like candy canes
December 25, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I bet Santa's cum taste like candy canes
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Got high and ate Santa's cookies
December 25, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Got high and ate Santa's cookies
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime. Use him as bait and you’ll never have to share your fish again.
December 25, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime. Use him as bait and you’ll never have to share your fish again.
You should really stop holding in your farts. . . .
They float back up to your brain and that's where all your shitty ideas come from
They float back up to your brain and that's where all your shitty ideas come from
December 17, 2024 at 4:12 AM
You should really stop holding in your farts. . . .
They float back up to your brain and that's where all your shitty ideas come from
They float back up to your brain and that's where all your shitty ideas come from
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For once I would like to hear the airlines tell us that all flights are delayed due to drunken pilots streaking on the tarmac and not due to bad weather.
December 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
For once I would like to hear the airlines tell us that all flights are delayed due to drunken pilots streaking on the tarmac and not due to bad weather.
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your mom is ready to be picked up I’ll leave the outside light on
December 16, 2024 at 1:38 AM
your mom is ready to be picked up I’ll leave the outside light on
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Annual reminder: the Charlie Brown Christmas tree was not some gaudy fir or over-indulged spruce. It was a white pine and, as such, was perfect the way it was.
November 30, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Annual reminder: the Charlie Brown Christmas tree was not some gaudy fir or over-indulged spruce. It was a white pine and, as such, was perfect the way it was.
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Gnome or Xmas penis soap dispenser ?
December 16, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Gnome or Xmas penis soap dispenser ?
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Getting out of all Christmas plans by posting my obituary
December 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Getting out of all Christmas plans by posting my obituary
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I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.