Jonathan should be out riding his bike
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Less chirping, more warbling.
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If I got a new bike but don’t post it online did I even get a new bike?
Meet juice box
#NBD #newbikeday
Meet juice box
#NBD #newbikeday
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it is also a story about a man who refuses to ask for directions
Wasn’t the Odyssey a romance novel about some mopey widow refusing to get remarried??
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it is also a story about a man who refuses to ask for directions
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
You should… retire. Let’s go with retire, for now.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You should… retire. Let’s go with retire, for now.
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"I was going to run for my mom's congressional seat, but I realized I couldn't beat Scott Wiener. Now I'm running for his senate seat instead! No, I could not be bothered to re-film this video to focus on issues that actually pertain to this race. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"I was going to run for my mom's congressional seat, but I realized I couldn't beat Scott Wiener. Now I'm running for his senate seat instead! No, I could not be bothered to re-film this video to focus on issues that actually pertain to this race. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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another good tactic is the "misunderstanding email," where you describe the legal way and the illegal way to someone else (not mentioning legality at all), and then ask "as I understand it, you want me to do it [legal way]?" if you get a calendar invite rather than an email in response, screenshot.
whatever your job is, you should find out which laws in your area have treble damages for knowing violations, which laws have criminal penalties, and which laws relate to genuinely sordid violations of ethics. these are the ones you should email your boss about before legal.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
another good tactic is the "misunderstanding email," where you describe the legal way and the illegal way to someone else (not mentioning legality at all), and then ask "as I understand it, you want me to do it [legal way]?" if you get a calendar invite rather than an email in response, screenshot.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
So basically that bizarre shitting top gun thing but directly into the senate minority leader’s mouth?
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
So basically that bizarre shitting top gun thing but directly into the senate minority leader’s mouth?
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Thinking of this quote from Mamdani’s victory speech.
“We have bowed at the altar of caution and we have paid a mighty price” !!!!!! Say it louder so mr Schumer can hear!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Thinking of this quote from Mamdani’s victory speech.
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You ever drunk dial your senator?
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You ever drunk dial your senator?
My first joke was going to be “showing a picture of this to my bike shop and telling them to sell me a bike that can ride straight over it” but we’re gonna need numbers.
350lbs!!!
What in the ever loving fuck are we doing?
We’re gonna get to the point where these things have more rights than cyclists and pedestrians.
What in the ever loving fuck are we doing?
We’re gonna get to the point where these things have more rights than cyclists and pedestrians.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My first joke was going to be “showing a picture of this to my bike shop and telling them to sell me a bike that can ride straight over it” but we’re gonna need numbers.
We need the cargo bike dads to form a brigade and run these down
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
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DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We need the cargo bike dads to form a brigade and run these down
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
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Oakland, California has the most elite task force of gadflies in the country, with the possible exception of South Pasadena.
I couldn’t interest anybody in NYC in the details of our $1+ billion effort, but you guys have some really top-notch gadflies in Oakland, so it is worth looking into the mechanics of how corners are being chosen, how much it will balloon, whether it’s all truly necessary, and what could be changed
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oakland, California has the most elite task force of gadflies in the country, with the possible exception of South Pasadena.
This sounds like a great guest for your podcast @edzitron.com
LLMs are now widely used in social science as stand-ins for humans—assuming they can produce realistic, human-like text
But... can they? We don’t actually know.
In our new study, we develop a Computational Turing Test.
And our findings are striking:
LLMs may be far less human-like than we think.🧵
But... can they? We don’t actually know.
In our new study, we develop a Computational Turing Test.
And our findings are striking:
LLMs may be far less human-like than we think.🧵
Computational Turing Test Reveals Systematic Differences Between Human and AI Language
Large language models (LLMs) are increasingly used in the social sciences to simulate human behavior, based on the assumption that they can generate realistic, human-like text. Yet this assumption rem...
arxiv.org
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This sounds like a great guest for your podcast @edzitron.com
It’s so infuriating when the driver creeping on you gets mad when you show your displeasure. I don’t know you! I don’t know if you’re paying attention. No, I don’t trust you, sorry! Back the fuck off.
As a pedestrian, I gotta say the amount of cars that drive at me while I'm in a crosswalk is a way bigger problem than a bike or scooter on the sidewalk. Way more frequent too.
They don't stop or some will start accelerating right at you. Just stop for 10 more seconds.
They don't stop or some will start accelerating right at you. Just stop for 10 more seconds.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s so infuriating when the driver creeping on you gets mad when you show your displeasure. I don’t know you! I don’t know if you’re paying attention. No, I don’t trust you, sorry! Back the fuck off.
Spain, the cycling world owes you tremendous gratitude for this one.
it's yet another bad day for the "protesting a bike race doesn't work" crowd
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Premier Tech ends sponsorship of Israel - Premier Tech - Canadian Cycling Magazine
Canadian company cites shifting priorities and team name change as reasons for departure after four seasons
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November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Spain, the cycling world owes you tremendous gratitude for this one.
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When I have to pedal around a car crash
real picture
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When I have to pedal around a car crash
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for every like this post gets i will ride 1 city block on the sidewalk and for every repost i will ride 5 mph faster while doing so
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
for every like this post gets i will ride 1 city block on the sidewalk and for every repost i will ride 5 mph faster while doing so
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