Jonathan should be out riding his bike
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Less chirping, more warbling.
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If I got a new bike but don’t post it online did I even get a new bike?
Meet juice box
#NBD #newbikeday
Meet juice box
#NBD #newbikeday
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"Are Québécois Latinos?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 10,321 pages of heated debate,
The Québécois are gonna drone strike you man
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
"Are Québécois Latinos?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 10,321 pages of heated debate,
Debí tirar más fotos is a no skips album btw
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Debí tirar más fotos is a no skips album btw
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You … umm.. wanna cite a source there champ?
🧵The Forgotten Team USA
On July 3, 1936, a month before the Nazi Olympics in Berlin, a group of American athletes boarded a ship bound for Europe.
The US team included Black sprinters from Harlem, Jewish gymnasts from Manhattan, and a biracial boxer from Pittsburgh.
On July 3, 1936, a month before the Nazi Olympics in Berlin, a group of American athletes boarded a ship bound for Europe.
The US team included Black sprinters from Harlem, Jewish gymnasts from Manhattan, and a biracial boxer from Pittsburgh.
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
You … umm.. wanna cite a source there champ?
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Righteous gemstones ass dialogue
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Righteous gemstones ass dialogue
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From the Super Bowl to the FIFA World Cup, 2026 will be a huge test for Bay Area transit 🚌🚂🏈⚽️🏟️
Check out my latest column about what’s at stake 👇
Mallon: 2026 sports events will test Silicon Valley's transit system
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Check out my latest column about what’s at stake 👇
Mallon: 2026 sports events will test Silicon Valley's transit system
sanjosespotlight.com/mallon-2026-...
Mallon: 2026 sports events will test Silicon Valley's transit system - San José Spotlight
As the Bay Area gets ready to host Super Bowl 60 at Levi’s Stadium this February, transit agencies are ramping up preparation.
sanjosespotlight.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
From the Super Bowl to the FIFA World Cup, 2026 will be a huge test for Bay Area transit 🚌🚂🏈⚽️🏟️
Check out my latest column about what’s at stake 👇
Mallon: 2026 sports events will test Silicon Valley's transit system
sanjosespotlight.com/mallon-2026-...
Check out my latest column about what’s at stake 👇
Mallon: 2026 sports events will test Silicon Valley's transit system
sanjosespotlight.com/mallon-2026-...
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the teaches of peaches are generally accepted to be:
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
February 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
the teaches of peaches are generally accepted to be:
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
1. suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me
2. it's fine all of the time
3. IUD
4. stay in school
5. huh?
6. what?
More of a 3-2 guy myself
My bike cleats have two holes and my wife has three
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
More of a 3-2 guy myself
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One of our guys pulled a lid with one finger the other week and without missing a beat the lady on the crew said “I bet your wife LOVES you”
somewhere in the world, a sewer worker is casually deadlifting a 70-lb manhole cover for the 16th time today so civilization can continue.
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
One of our guys pulled a lid with one finger the other week and without missing a beat the lady on the crew said “I bet your wife LOVES you”
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another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
Always, ALWAYS read Alex
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Always, ALWAYS read Alex
This is the future liberals want
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This is the future liberals want
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Life is NOT fair! And the solution is to fight to build equity into the system, not to band-aid you a federal-welfare fuck robot!
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Life is NOT fair! And the solution is to fight to build equity into the system, not to band-aid you a federal-welfare fuck robot!
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God toiled for 7 days. 7 days of the week. 7 cardinal sins. 7 dragon balls. 7 seasons in a year. "Seven" contains seven letters. "Letter" contains twelve. 12 disciples of the Christ. 12 tribes of Israel. 12 founding countries of Europe. The human body contains 12 vital organs. 12/7=3. 3+7=9=God.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
God toiled for 7 days. 7 days of the week. 7 cardinal sins. 7 dragon balls. 7 seasons in a year. "Seven" contains seven letters. "Letter" contains twelve. 12 disciples of the Christ. 12 tribes of Israel. 12 founding countries of Europe. The human body contains 12 vital organs. 12/7=3. 3+7=9=God.
What y’all look like holding the fork since they banned drop bars on mtbs
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
What y’all look like holding the fork since they banned drop bars on mtbs
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One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
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You can't even get a *single* slurp juice on an ape anymore, let alone multiple slurp juices
I can’t even really take screenshots because people are posting so much about how much money they’re losing on Crypto Twitter.
Cascading liquidations will continue until morale improves.
Cascading liquidations will continue until morale improves.
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
You can't even get a *single* slurp juice on an ape anymore, let alone multiple slurp juices
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*Sigh* guess I gotta fight god again
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
*Sigh* guess I gotta fight god again
Job is either sleep or be a weird looking cat
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Job is either sleep or be a weird looking cat
Rubbing evangelicals’ noses in the mess they made lol
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Rubbing evangelicals’ noses in the mess they made lol
I want to drive the mini snow plow
Oh and we absolutely have mini snow plows to do snow removal from bike lanes in Boston. Again this is from years ago (December 2020) as we haven't had much snow in recent years
This is from a walk audit on Cummins Highway. Most pedestrians were using the bike lane as the sidewalks weren't clear
This is from a walk audit on Cummins Highway. Most pedestrians were using the bike lane as the sidewalks weren't clear
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I want to drive the mini snow plow
GTA: GTA, where all the cars are tow trucks
I knew about the tow truck wars in Toronto but I did not know that MORE THAN 1 IN 8 bullets fired by guns anywhere in Toronto in the year 2024 were related to tow truck driver turf wars???
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
GTA: GTA, where all the cars are tow trucks
Who remembers “Yo”?
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Who remembers “Yo”?
Now to jump on my Tern and head to work and not think too hard about my ebike elitism bias.
It’s ok Bosch is currently bribing a senator for a posh ebike carve out.
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Now to jump on my Tern and head to work and not think too hard about my ebike elitism bias.
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Drivers:
"I know I almost hit you and your kid in a crosswalk. But I did wave, so I think that we're even."
"I know I almost hit you and your kid in a crosswalk. But I did wave, so I think that we're even."
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Drivers:
"I know I almost hit you and your kid in a crosswalk. But I did wave, so I think that we're even."
"I know I almost hit you and your kid in a crosswalk. But I did wave, so I think that we're even."