Narco Rubio
@cryptidrespecter.bsky.social
Bicycle commuter, master gardener, and DIY guy. Immune to light beer.
Just watched a guy in a red mustang blow the light at market/Alabama at around 60mph only to brake hard ~100 foot later and pull into the city county building garage
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Just watched a guy in a red mustang blow the light at market/Alabama at around 60mph only to brake hard ~100 foot later and pull into the city county building garage
If IU wins they are going to pardon Jared Fogle
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If IU wins they are going to pardon Jared Fogle
Fernando Mendoza is a virgin
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fernando Mendoza is a virgin
As I was leaving the grocery store there was a guy walking in with his dog.
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
As I was leaving the grocery store there was a guy walking in with his dog.
Been doing a lot of time theft against my paid protestor duties
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Been doing a lot of time theft against my paid protestor duties
Gore Sous Vidal
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Gore Sous Vidal
Lots of power lines within arms reach in Cincinnati due to the topography
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Lots of power lines within arms reach in Cincinnati due to the topography
Excited to teach Greenland about burger
January 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Excited to teach Greenland about burger
Hey guys I appreciate you putting tens of millions of pounds of salt out in anticipation of a 1” snow event but I was still able to see the road in some spots so it wasn’t enough.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Hey guys I appreciate you putting tens of millions of pounds of salt out in anticipation of a 1” snow event but I was still able to see the road in some spots so it wasn’t enough.
Just saw a near miss on the butler university quad sidewalk between an unleashed golden retriever and a university landscaping truck
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Just saw a near miss on the butler university quad sidewalk between an unleashed golden retriever and a university landscaping truck
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If you tried that ICE shit in a small town you'd do just fine. Small towns are full of wimps and snitches
January 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
If you tried that ICE shit in a small town you'd do just fine. Small towns are full of wimps and snitches
All vops are bastards
Indianapolis City-County Councilor Vop Osili announced his candidacy for mayor Thursday. In December, the Democrat who served as council president for eight years announced he would not seek re-election in that position.
City-County Councilor Vop Osili announces 2027 Indianapolis mayoral bid
Indianapolis City-County Councilor Vop Osili announced his candidacy for mayor Thursday, becoming the first person to officially enter the 2027 race.
www.wrtv.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
All vops are bastards
I enjoy living indoors
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I enjoy living indoors
This weekend my buddies are dressing like ice and going to Martinsville, Indiana and beating the shit out of people
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This weekend my buddies are dressing like ice and going to Martinsville, Indiana and beating the shit out of people
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Wednesday will be a regular day for students at a school on the city's southwest side as police try to figure out why a car crashed into a classroom earlier this morning. https://tinyurl.com/xkzxse5
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Wednesday will be a regular day for students at a school on the city's southwest side as police try to figure out why a car crashed into a classroom earlier this morning. https://tinyurl.com/xkzxse5
Who the fuck is Rob Gibson
"We cannot put all data centers in the same box. There are some that are bad for our community. There are some that could possibly be a good investment," Councilor Rob Gibson said. https://tinyurl.com/bduv676c
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Who the fuck is Rob Gibson
RIP to the Dilbert guy. He was watching an ostrich egg cooking in the microwave when a car came flying through the wall of his house. The car didn’t hit him but then the driver got out and shot him. He was only 68 and is survived by no one because he was an unlovable loser.
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
RIP to the Dilbert guy. He was watching an ostrich egg cooking in the microwave when a car came flying through the wall of his house. The car didn’t hit him but then the driver got out and shot him. He was only 68 and is survived by no one because he was an unlovable loser.
Went in to my old boss’s office because I wanted to steal that chair and I also found two binders. One labeled “strategic information” and the other “pending issues” so I grabbed those too.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Went in to my old boss’s office because I wanted to steal that chair and I also found two binders. One labeled “strategic information” and the other “pending issues” so I grabbed those too.
Pretty fash out there right now
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Pretty fash out there right now
AI and the surveillance state got my ass carrying multiple disguises at all times
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
AI and the surveillance state got my ass carrying multiple disguises at all times
Barred Owl in my back yard
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Barred Owl in my back yard
Found a cooler when I was picking through the junk at an illegal dumpster. Took it home and put some old ortlieb pannier hardware on it. Now I have a cooler pannier.
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Found a cooler when I was picking through the junk at an illegal dumpster. Took it home and put some old ortlieb pannier hardware on it. Now I have a cooler pannier.
RFK loves protein so much he eats his own c*m out of Olivia Nuzzi’s butthole
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
RFK loves protein so much he eats his own c*m out of Olivia Nuzzi’s butthole
Ripped a mirror off this car (for coming across center line at me as they made a right on red) and a different guy opened his car door to yell at me so I ripped his mirror off too. Mind your own business.
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Ripped a mirror off this car (for coming across center line at me as they made a right on red) and a different guy opened his car door to yell at me so I ripped his mirror off too. Mind your own business.
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