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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 9h

The first time I ever rode a bike with pedal+shoe clips I came to a stop outside a crowded restaurant patio and couldn’t get my foot disconnected and slow motion fell in the street at 0mph in front of all those people.

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 20h

Remember when cops shot at Anthony Macklin at least 45 times while he slept in his car in his grandmas driveway and they only hit him 3 times? Was on the same block as below.

WRTV News @wrtv.bsky.social · 20h

A person was shot and killed in the 3500 block of North Oxford Street, on the city's northeast side Tuesday morning, according to Indianapolis Metropolitan Police.

Person fatally shot Indianapolis' northeast side

A person was shot and killed in the 3500 block of North Oxford Street, on the city's northeast side Tuesday morning, according to Indianapolis Metropolitan Police.

www.wrtv.com

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21h

Veterans Day? I had a little active duty this morning

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

They should do like a DH for the nfl but he’s a greased up guy

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

We exist and we vote

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

I am all of these things (weird wealthy hornball. Married. Dumb)

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

Going to watch Monday night football with some friends. I don’t actually hate the sport of football, just everything that happens during nfl broadcasts when the clock isn’t running. If I see a commercial about using AI to make your gambling picks I am detonating the vest.

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

Winter bike shoes (insulated velosambas) are ON.

Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

It’s probably higher than this due to unreporteds and lag between data/time of publishing but this would still mean a crash every 9.9 minutes during third shift Sunday hours (lowest possible traffic volumes)

WRTV News @wrtv.bsky.social · 1d

Indianapolis Metropolitan Police reported a significant increase in crashes overnight, with officers responding to more than 50 crashes since midnight -- and nearly 50 schools are delayed.

First snow of season brings crashes, school delays across central Indiana

Indianapolis Metropolitan Police reported a significant increase in crashes overnight, with officers responding to more than 50 crashes since midnight.

www.wrtv.com

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

Telling the tow truck guy he can use the winch on the front of the jeep if that’s easier. Also it’s a sneaky way to have someone teach me how to use it.

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

Still snowing. Queue jeep and tacoma guys confidently sliding off an embankment

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

My commute took the exact same amount of time as normal.

6 sets of bike tire tracks and two sets of footprints in the snow on the 2700 block of the Monon

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1d

Not even 7am and two of the interstates are closed. Gonna be a good day.

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

Couple flurries. Time to put away those leaf blowers and bust out the salt spreaders. Nature should be dominated and submitted to our will at all times.

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

Right now someone is designing a 2026 car model with a sports betting app available on the dashboard screen

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

Am being told that they were talking about Hitler on the current nfl broadcast.

Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

I’m trying to watch YouTube videos about tiny houses built in the woods and YouTube’s genius algorithm is like “this mid-30s straight white man is our target audience for draft kings sports book. Offer him $10 for NFL Sunday”

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve evolved from not being a football fan to actively hating the NFL. It’s so corny. NFL players are corny. The army collab stuff is corny. Sports gambling is a huge social ill. Sure baseball players are way more racist on average but at least I can ignore it. The nfl is forced on us.

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Bicycle Jihadist @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

Inviting all 5 of my friends over for a bonfire where I’ll burn all the wet leaves I spent all day blowing into a pile but the fire is only smoldering so I use the leaf blower on it to keep it blown alive like a forge and then no one can hear chainsmokers playing on my blown out Bluetooth speaker

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