Jonathan should be out riding his bike
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If I got a new bike but don’t post it online did I even get a new bike?
Meet juice box
#NBD #newbikeday
Meet juice box
#NBD #newbikeday
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My bus operator, ending an emphatic explanation to a bus full of UC Berkeley students about moving to the back to make room: "I tell you what - the Stanford kids? They would have figured this out already."
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My bus operator, ending an emphatic explanation to a bus full of UC Berkeley students about moving to the back to make room: "I tell you what - the Stanford kids? They would have figured this out already."
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
So rich people mark every email as urgent huh
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
So rich people mark every email as urgent huh
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
The seven year stitch in time saves nine.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The seven year stitch in time saves nine.
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one time i was riding a racing bike & a car came up behind me close to the curb and didn't look like the driver was paying attention. i tried to leap the curb, clipped it with the side of my tires & flew headlong into a metal mailbox that was open, bent the door into an L and separated my shoulder
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
one time i was riding a racing bike & a car came up behind me close to the curb and didn't look like the driver was paying attention. i tried to leap the curb, clipped it with the side of my tires & flew headlong into a metal mailbox that was open, bent the door into an L and separated my shoulder
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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it is also a story about a man who refuses to ask for directions
Wasn’t the Odyssey a romance novel about some mopey widow refusing to get remarried??
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it is also a story about a man who refuses to ask for directions
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
You should… retire. Let’s go with retire, for now.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You should… retire. Let’s go with retire, for now.
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"I was going to run for my mom's congressional seat, but I realized I couldn't beat Scott Wiener. Now I'm running for his senate seat instead! No, I could not be bothered to re-film this video to focus on issues that actually pertain to this race. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"I was going to run for my mom's congressional seat, but I realized I couldn't beat Scott Wiener. Now I'm running for his senate seat instead! No, I could not be bothered to re-film this video to focus on issues that actually pertain to this race. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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another good tactic is the "misunderstanding email," where you describe the legal way and the illegal way to someone else (not mentioning legality at all), and then ask "as I understand it, you want me to do it [legal way]?" if you get a calendar invite rather than an email in response, screenshot.
whatever your job is, you should find out which laws in your area have treble damages for knowing violations, which laws have criminal penalties, and which laws relate to genuinely sordid violations of ethics. these are the ones you should email your boss about before legal.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
another good tactic is the "misunderstanding email," where you describe the legal way and the illegal way to someone else (not mentioning legality at all), and then ask "as I understand it, you want me to do it [legal way]?" if you get a calendar invite rather than an email in response, screenshot.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
So basically that bizarre shitting top gun thing but directly into the senate minority leader’s mouth?
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
So basically that bizarre shitting top gun thing but directly into the senate minority leader’s mouth?
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Thinking of this quote from Mamdani’s victory speech.
“We have bowed at the altar of caution and we have paid a mighty price” !!!!!! Say it louder so mr Schumer can hear!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Thinking of this quote from Mamdani’s victory speech.
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You ever drunk dial your senator?
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You ever drunk dial your senator?
My first joke was going to be “showing a picture of this to my bike shop and telling them to sell me a bike that can ride straight over it” but we’re gonna need numbers.
350lbs!!!
What in the ever loving fuck are we doing?
We’re gonna get to the point where these things have more rights than cyclists and pedestrians.
What in the ever loving fuck are we doing?
We’re gonna get to the point where these things have more rights than cyclists and pedestrians.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My first joke was going to be “showing a picture of this to my bike shop and telling them to sell me a bike that can ride straight over it” but we’re gonna need numbers.
We need the cargo bike dads to form a brigade and run these down
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
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DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We need the cargo bike dads to form a brigade and run these down
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live