Laura
@wompanafrank.bsky.social
I also like Necco Wafers. She/her
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Happy November 10th
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy November 10th
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They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
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for the record, that is actually her theory: that the Mossad killed Charlie Kirk with the help of Mormons who are engaged in a complex money laundering scheme
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
for the record, that is actually her theory: that the Mossad killed Charlie Kirk with the help of Mormons who are engaged in a complex money laundering scheme
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They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
(Forbes) - The Trump Organization’s second-term push to monetize Donald Trump’s presidency has reached the aisles of military exchanges, as Coast Guard-run stores .. have stocked Trump-branded wine and cider. 🤡
@zacheverson.com
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
@zacheverson.com
www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
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Greatest country in the world.
Number one importer of potassium.
Number one importer of potassium.
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Greatest country in the world.
Number one importer of potassium.
Number one importer of potassium.
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Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
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I see a lot of you are still up saying dumb shit, let me in on that action
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I see a lot of you are still up saying dumb shit, let me in on that action
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
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The US government's decision to stop supporting a telescope facility that would have given us unprecedented insight into the early universe is calamitous, says Chanda Prescod-Weinstein
The end of US support for the CMB-S4 telescope is devastating
The US government's decision to stop supporting a telescope facility that would have given us unprecedented insight into the early universe is calamitous, says Chanda Prescod-Weinstein
www.newscientist.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The US government's decision to stop supporting a telescope facility that would have given us unprecedented insight into the early universe is calamitous, says Chanda Prescod-Weinstein
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why is the disc horse bot personally victimizing me :(
If you say “big titty Alf” your toxicity is showing THE END
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
why is the disc horse bot personally victimizing me :(
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...wait, what do you mean by "dolphin alzheimer's?"
[goes online]
Oh :(
...oh.
Oh _fuck_.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
scitechdaily.com/beached-dolp...
[goes online]
Oh :(
...oh.
Oh _fuck_.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
scitechdaily.com/beached-dolp...
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
...wait, what do you mean by "dolphin alzheimer's?"
[goes online]
Oh :(
...oh.
Oh _fuck_.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
scitechdaily.com/beached-dolp...
[goes online]
Oh :(
...oh.
Oh _fuck_.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
scitechdaily.com/beached-dolp...
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Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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the correct plural is "breakings bad"
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the correct plural is "breakings bad"
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gonna get myself like four or five and see if i can create for myself a type of human-insect hybrid situation
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
gonna get myself like four or five and see if i can create for myself a type of human-insect hybrid situation
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you don't even need a coupon or nothing
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
you don't even need a coupon or nothing
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don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
don't skip leg day theyre handing out free legs
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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yr goddamned right
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
yr goddamned right
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I used to work for Natty and he should he believed regarding the potentially nightmarish death toll in Sudan.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I used to work for Natty and he should he believed regarding the potentially nightmarish death toll in Sudan.
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“More people could have died in the past week in El Fasher, and this is without hyperbole, than died in the past two years in Gaza,” says Nathaniel Raymond, Executive Director at Yale’s Humanitarian Research Lab, who joins Mehdi remotely.”
zeteo.com/p/sudans-dea...
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Sudan's Death Toll Could Exceed Gaza’s. Here’s Everything You Need to Know
Two experts on Sudan explain how the killing in El Fasher is worse than anyone knows.
zeteo.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“More people could have died in the past week in El Fasher, and this is without hyperbole, than died in the past two years in Gaza,” says Nathaniel Raymond, Executive Director at Yale’s Humanitarian Research Lab, who joins Mehdi remotely.”
zeteo.com/p/sudans-dea...
zeteo.com/p/sudans-dea...
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ruthlessly committed to dialectics
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ruthlessly committed to dialectics
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thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson
Jefferson is the most frustrating founding father lol He was such a piece of shit, but he was also right A LOT.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson