Laura
@wompanafrank.bsky.social
I also like Necco Wafers. She/her
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I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
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probably bc it looked sick as hell
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
probably bc it looked sick as hell
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The magical girl transformation broke containment, now I’ve got people showing up in my comments scolding trans women for being anti-transit? Trolleys specifically?
It’s beautiful, really, it’s all I wanted 😭😭😭
It’s beautiful, really, it’s all I wanted 😭😭😭
January 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The magical girl transformation broke containment, now I’ve got people showing up in my comments scolding trans women for being anti-transit? Trolleys specifically?
It’s beautiful, really, it’s all I wanted 😭😭😭
It’s beautiful, really, it’s all I wanted 😭😭😭
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Y’all wanna see some fucking deranged quote tweets
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Y’all wanna see some fucking deranged quote tweets
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Who the fuck cares?
The Department of Travel launched an airport civility campaign in November that included a call for travelers to dress up. Are they doing it?
Uncle Sam is asking fliers to dress better at airports. Are we?
The Department of Travel launched an airport civility campaign in November that included a call for travelers to dress up. Are they doing it?
bit.ly
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Who the fuck cares?
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do you think that the ability to freely gamble on war crimes may have deleterious effects that haven’t been considered, including but not limited to insider traitoring?
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
do you think that the ability to freely gamble on war crimes may have deleterious effects that haven’t been considered, including but not limited to insider traitoring?
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video
Uniformed military are involved in this shambolic behavior and they all need to be held to account
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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oh, good, they haven’t thought this bit out at all, I’m sure everything will go great
trump is being asked by reporters how he plans to run venezuela and there is clearly no plan.
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
oh, good, they haven’t thought this bit out at all, I’m sure everything will go great
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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the tactical success here - that they went in and got him and no troops died - is going to dramatically raise the bar on the shit they think they can get away with at home and abroad and that terrifies me
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the tactical success here - that they went in and got him and no troops died - is going to dramatically raise the bar on the shit they think they can get away with at home and abroad and that terrifies me
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I did a war using the army and also Jimmy Kimmel has been very unfair to me
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I did a war using the army and also Jimmy Kimmel has been very unfair to me
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Many folks argue that the first two impeachments didn’t constraint Trump so why try again, but if the rule of law is to have any meaning, then Democrats must insist on at least trying to hold Trump accountable for asserting dictatorial powers to kidnap, invade, loot, and murder.
impeach him. try to do it once a month, if necessary. build the case over and over to not just the American people but to the world that this isn’t the way things should be here, that this isn’t the way we should use our power abroad.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Many folks argue that the first two impeachments didn’t constraint Trump so why try again, but if the rule of law is to have any meaning, then Democrats must insist on at least trying to hold Trump accountable for asserting dictatorial powers to kidnap, invade, loot, and murder.
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What the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
What the fuck
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Not that crazy IMO
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
News: Gang of Eight in Congress were only notified about Trump's Venezuela operation after it began, source familiar tells me. That means the heads of the Intelligence Committees in Senate and House were *not* consulted. Just crazy.
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Not that crazy IMO
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
➡️ The Republican-run Supreme Court has ruled the President can't be prosecuted for doing crimes in office
➡️ The Republican-run Congress has decided Trump's the boss and they are mere spectators
Historically, tell a guy he's a god-king with no consequences and this is the result
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Has every Republican in Congress just decided that they’re going to let a dementia addled narcissist who has no regard for the public interest do whatever the fuck he wants no matter how destructive and dangerous?
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Has every Republican in Congress just decided that they’re going to let a dementia addled narcissist who has no regard for the public interest do whatever the fuck he wants no matter how destructive and dangerous?
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Does Congress have any red line where they constrain Trump? He just unilaterally went to war against Venezuela. (Spare me any technicalities; we literally attacked them and kidnapped their president. That is effectively a declaration of war and he doesn’t have to put it on a scroll of parchment)
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Does Congress have any red line where they constrain Trump? He just unilaterally went to war against Venezuela. (Spare me any technicalities; we literally attacked them and kidnapped their president. That is effectively a declaration of war and he doesn’t have to put it on a scroll of parchment)
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A degenerate should be allowed to sleep in until 10:30 on a goddamn Saturday without war being declared
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A degenerate should be allowed to sleep in until 10:30 on a goddamn Saturday without war being declared
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Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
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![comeback jack
@meanunclejack
started tone matching my Iraqi corner store guy. i walk in,
"the big boss himself, where have you been hiding?"
"at school, where i missed you so dearly"
"habibi you are my number one guy"
"i will never betray you"
"king of my heart and the true big boss"
6:06 AM • Sep 9, 2023 from Chicago, IL
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comeback jacł @meanunclejac • Sep 9
its doing wonders for my mental health. i show up, he tells me he is looking for my wife, i say i will starve if i have to buy chips from anyone else. i buy my cigarettes, we gas each other up a little more, and we both leave in a better mood](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreibo2hdwiscvowf5bel4phx4fqdaezwuvyyib2esthz3vbwifjxerm@jpeg)
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