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30+ // agender // neurodiverse // disabled // poly // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them
#booksky #takewarning

"defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom
"a bad influence" -- my FIL

tell your pet i said hi

Married to @ashodin.com
Pinned
This depression is not AI-Generated. It was fully made by real brains.
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I thought we could get past this. For the betterment of all.

But she won't let it. She won't. I'm upset.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I finally did it
#CarolinaCulture    #CarolinaHurricanes
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
underrated aspect of marriage is having midnight discussions about what unhinged shit you'd spoil for your 1997 self.

I love you @ashodin.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Facts!
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
anyway fuck this, time for hockey
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The IFPA has thrown away any shred of credibility/respectability they had left with this.

Josh Sharpe and Adam Becker need to be thrown out with the same vigor that the IFPA threw away their values.
The IFPA has chosen to shut down discussion of the OBX event in their own discord server.

As everyone knows, shutting down discussion of a topic in one singular place will surely get people to stop. /s
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The IFPA has chosen to shut down discussion of the OBX event in their own discord server.

As everyone knows, shutting down discussion of a topic in one singular place will surely get people to stop. /s
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I am willing to fight anyone who disrespects trans people.

If you are one of those people, block me now for both of our sanity.
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Instead of listening to the community Josh Sharpe instead decided to blame a trans woman, also of whom was a victim from this weekend, for all the problems and absolved himself from any and all responsibility.

It was a pathetic and cowardly display from a spineless leader.
Today has been me spending the past 11 hours pinging the ifpa admins hourly about the horrible statement they released that does not address the concerns of many players.

The IFPA leadership is clearly content with hate crimes occurring at their tournaments being ignored with zero consequences.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm not a big believer in Ch*nge petitions but it's nice to see people signing and sharing this c.org/wRnfqcCT5s
Have you seen this petition yet?
Remove WPPRs from OBX Fall Flippers - failure to follow IFPA guidelines.
c.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
hey who wants to buy me a supernote
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I should not be around a bag of open snacks.

I will eat them all. And then I will have a totally-preventable tummy ache that I will whine about.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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No quarter for hate. The International Flipper Pinball Association needs to do better.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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For the Turkey Fryers in this season of fried turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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just stop

you made a perfect cookie, we’re done here
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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DA R0MAN Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I might as well post the message I sent to the IFPA regarding this matter, asking that the pinball tournaments at OBX Flippers have heavily penalized or zero ranking points (which would make everyone reconsider the event and their actions).

Some names and details obscured or edited, just in case.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The IFPA's spoken up about the incident at last weekend's OBX Flippers pinball event, and it's weak: An apology for inaction, an email address for reporting player safety issues, and a one-year ban for an annual event that doesn't stop them from just running slightly later in 2026.

Spineless.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I spent my birthday playing in a @lymanstaverndc.bsky.social monthly 2 years ago and it, along with every time I've been there, has been a great experience.

It warms my heart to see them standing alongside us. They're seriously good people, check them out.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Where's the best place to pick up girls?

- Repost: Claw Machine
- Like: Animal Shelter

Settle a debate for me
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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All the dmen heading into game tonight!
a person in a clear bubble with a nick logo on the bottom
ALT: a person in a clear bubble with a nick logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM