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wokuling.bsky.social
Woku
@wokuling.bsky.social
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30+ // agender // neurodiverse // disabled // poly // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them
#booksky #takewarning

"defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom
"a bad influence" -- my FIL

tell your pet i said hi

Married to @ashodin.com
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discord.com/channels/713...

Invite if needed: discord.gg/cHbbfdcZ
Screenshot of discord message: 6:28pm Adam Becker We’ve received credible reports of doxxing about an hour ago that were verified and deleted afterwards. Swatting, threats, and doxxing will not be tolerated and will face an immediate permanent ban from the server. That account has been banned and due to safety concerns with the swatting /doxxing The conversation around the OBX 2025 event on this server is now closed. OBX 2025 results will not be unsanctioned, that decision is final. Anyone discussing this event in this server in any channel in any capacity will receive a 1 week timeout. A second offense will be a permanent ban. Attempt to skirt this policy at your own risk.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I got a bingo on this one lol
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...

No one is shocked.
A bar graph in the form of a pie chart showing my top intelligence is linguistic, followed by intrapersonal (myself smart) and interpersonal (people smart) at the same level.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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A sea of "fell for it again" awards being pulled to a giant "fell for it again" award by an angel made of "fell for it again" in the style of Neon Genesis Evangelion
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I'm a good friend

#takewarning
Woku 7:26pm Canes are at Leafs tonight so @Mike I hope your team loses
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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lmao #takewarning
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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#PokemonZA

Designer: let's make you wear fancy garb for the fancy party!!
Designer's idea of fancy:
A burgundy paisley suit with dark gold accents, reminiscent of curtains. The character has a hair color of lime green and brown.
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Meme of girl texting a boy. Girl: I'm in a really scary place right now Boy: Damn, Wild Zone 17?
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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#raiseup #PokemonZA
A black cat sitting on a pair of pajama pants worn by the photographer. On one side the ESPN Commercial Break bumper, and on the other, a map of the SSW portion of Lumiose City.
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Got my Halloween Candy this year!!
A pile of single-dose Tylenol packs
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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And Id fucking do it again!!
Listifictions (w/o blocks) @streetscrypt has added you to the "Americanophobia" moderation list
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Bought an empanada. It came with a friend.
A beige and white dog gazing attentively at the camera
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I cast a spell on u, no take-backsies
A cartoon wizard with white brows and hair, bent at the elbow, fingers outstretched: OoOoOoOoO self-doubt and self-loathing are over OoOoOoOoO you're capable and worthy and sexy OoOoOoOoO
September 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Boss, the fascism
Tumblr user nitewrighter: Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
September 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rottentomatoes score

You have to have a love of over-the-top action and an absolutely absurd sense of humor to enjoy this movie.
The Losers (2010) - 47% Tomatometer, 54% Popcornmeter On a mission deep in the Bolivian jungle, a team of elite commandos (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chris Evans) finds itself on the receiving end of a lethal betrayal. Now presumed dead, the men join forces with a mysterious operative named Aisha (Zoe Saldana) to hunt down their enemy and even the score.
September 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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When Mack has an OnlyFans, this will be behind a paywall
A black cat sleeping belly-up with curled back paws. Two pink nipples are attention-catching.
September 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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This feels like an overestimation
September 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Mack says use proper form on the treadmill
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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This is who runs this account. When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
A black cat with wide green eyes, a tuft of white fur on his chest, and a sliver of a tongue poking out of his mouth.
September 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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#catsofbluesky
August 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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@prozdishere.bsky.social you have a fan
August 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Screenshot from Twitter by rei (@froggywoods): apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
August 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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D*ms in PR emails vs. in Reality
August 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Upper panel: A man driving a bus, subtitle reads "don't make me tap the sign" Lower panel: A sign that reads "Disabled people don't owe you their medical history"
August 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM