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Ches (23-11-3)
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the optimistic canes fan in your replies • he/him • north carolina • 24 • UNC alum • jesperi kotkaniemi’s strongest soldier • D1 Eric Tulsky glazer • 37 enjoyer • software developer • Wizard101 player • Bluesky bot creator
We may never win again!

#LetsGoCanes
December 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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i love calling my buddies @chesometer.bsky.social and @xenowes.bsky.social My Boys like how mr. boss calls pim and charlie His Boys
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
DOUBLE DIGIT L SEASON FOR THE CHIEFS LFGGGG 🤣🤣🤣
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have such a bad habit of repeatedly doubling down in completely meaningless arguments with strangers lmfao

It is a skill finely tuned and honed to ragebait opposing fans on sports twitter and is entirely vestigial everywhere else
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Genuinely what the hell happened to the Lions. This was a fucking electric team less than a year ago and now they look completely inept
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have been gifted the most ridiculously fancy and high-tech iron ever made. What the hell, why does this even exist. This looks like a prop from a Star Wars movie
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dude every single one of these Christmas football matchups is the most unwatchable slop humanly possible. It’s impressive to bat 0.00 considering how many games are on today
December 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I appear to have made the children’s movie fandom mad lmfao
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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When I see furries in my replies
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Has Mike Reilly ever taken a single picture where he doesn’t look like he’s mid-sneeze

#LetsGoCanes
The season of giving ❤️

Our guys and their families did some shopping to provide gifts for families in need this holiday season.
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I am on suicide watch due to Seth Jarvis saying my least favorite movie of all time is his favorite Christmas movie

#LetsGoCanes
But is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m being held hostage please someone save me
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
aw hell nah the liberals are having a pedophile-off
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Symbolic

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s really awesome that I’m making Christmas cookies and nothing else of note happened today

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Idk if this is playoff demons, idk if it’s resting on your laurels because you’re ahead in the division and it’s almost Christmas, but whatever the hell is going on is still absolutely unacceptable

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is actually a quote from the canes players during the third period

#LetsGoCanes
Dude am I stupid how did I not realize there’s a game going on right now

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Experience Panthers hockey
Lundell slashes Nikishin behind the play, but no call despite the ref staring right at them
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Dude am I stupid how did I not realize there’s a game going on right now

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Taking my morning supplement of Melatonin to ensure that I’m always just a sleepy little guy
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’LL WEAR THESE MORTAL COILS

LIKE SNAKES AROUND MY ANKLES, ILL BE THANKFUL

I DESERVE NO LESS

SPENT MY LAST DAYS UNDER DURESS
a young boy in a blue shirt is standing on a chair in a classroom
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is standing on a chair in a classroom
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December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
At this point I’m just a full-on sicko regarding my own college’s football program. Why the fuck not? You ain’t winning anything anyways, just make it cartoonish levels of camp

#GoHeels
RE: Bobby Petrino. He's gonna end up the interim at UNC. Amazing work by everyone in charge in Chapel Hill.
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am unconvinced that the panthers are still not going to let me down at the last minute. Maybe it’s just “Being a Carolina Panthers fan” trauma speaking, but my gut is telling me that they’re going to miss the playoffs at the last mathematical moment. Still, that’s a huge W.

#KeepPounding
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the christmas cookies in my oven once the timer is up:
Yeah we’re absolutely cooked.
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dude my legs are STILL crazy sore after that concert
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM