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W K
@wkimper.bsky.social
Linguist, writer, aspiring cryptid. All-around queer weirdo. ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨
A thing I learned today: if you are slightly too old to have received the HPV vaccine, but are a man who has sex with men, the NHS might still give you a jab!
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
That feeling when your employer insists on asserting their commitment to inclusion by suggesting that trans staff should talk to a trusted colleague about our feelings or call a crisis helpline, while refusing to provide a list of the locations of sex-neutral toilets that already exist on campus…
May 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One thing that’s great about singular they is watching the gears grinding in people’s heads as they try to figure out whether I’m being coyly bisexual, flagrantly polyamorous, dating a nonbinary person, or all three.
April 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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The reason for the season:
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In several of my classes, I teach about the complexity of “biological sex” in the context of vocal tract anatomy and the resulting effects on speech production and perception, and I don’t know what else to do now except double the fuck down on that part of those lectures.
April 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The law determines what is legal. It does not determine what is true; what is just; what is morally and ethically sound and defensible. The history of law is the history of the legal system being wrong on these grounds.

Trans women are women.
April 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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"Helpless is a shitty feeling. But it is not forever, and it doesn't make you any less capable." Jett Reno, Star Trek: Discovery
What are the most encouraging words from Star Trek that you can think of right now?
April 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I get a little amped up about some things when I teach about neurodiversity and language, but I try to include enough delimitation that even students who aren’t on board with anticapitalist disability justice can still understand why concepts like mental age are scientifically counterproductive.
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I am *so sick* of generative language models being used for studying anything other than how generative language models work.
April 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Brb launching a competing app called Bouba that says gentle soft encouraging things to help you focus on your goals
Just got served this ad for an app called “Kiki” - complete with spiky mascot! #linguistics
March 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Lukewarm take on qUeEr Is a sLuR: yeah, that’s why I like it. My identity was forged in the heat of respectable people’s discomfort. I am that which Power regards with contempt and disgust — an invert, a deviant, a dirty faggot, a fahkin queeah. I love that about me; I love that about us.
March 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Someone told one of my students that we don’t actually care about them, we only care how they reflect on us. As though that was some secret Truth, as though sharing it was an act of initiation behind the curtain of academia. And like… WHAT. THE. FUCK.
March 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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WE MADE IT
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Does this mandatory online training on work station ergonomic safety constitute discrimination against me, an ADHD queer?
March 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Okay I’m not gonna do a Yellowjackets spoiler, but have we considered that these girls might actually be Klingons?
March 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Kids these days don’t listen to enough Phil Ochs, and it shows.
March 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Who are the five writers that made you?

Edna St. Vincent Millay
Mary Oliver
Leslie Feinberg
Samuel R. Delany
John Barth
Who are the five writers that made you?

Stephen King
Margaret Atwood
Oscar Wilde
Octavia Butler
Cormac McCarthy
Who are the five writers that made you?

Diane Duane
Barbara Hambly
Lloyd Alexander
William Faulkner
William Gibson
March 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thinking a lot lately about what it means to (per Pema Chödron) “practice meditation as if our hair were on fire”. Not as a form of self-soothing, but as a connection to our core values; an urgent and critical means of building and sustaining our capacity to rise to what this moment requires of us.
March 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Martin Niemoller: first they came for the socialists...

Dem consultants: our polls suggest we should also come for the socialists!!
March 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I took out the rubbish and recycling even though I didn’t feel like it, and I made some really excellent tofu and mushroom stir fry, and the world may be falling apart but for right now, in this very specific moment, I can eat this tasty food and rewatch Resident Alien and feel mostly okay.
March 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I can’t stop thinking about the fact that two of my students doing basic acoustic research with queer/trans subjects this year just assumed they would need a higher level of research ethics review for that reason alone.
March 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
On the one hand, the basic facts of my romantic life over the past few decades embarrassingly supports the time my mother said “who would ever want you?”— on the other hand, that has *way* more to do with my anxious-avoidant attachment style than my trans body, and WHOSE FAULT IS THAT lol
March 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
21 years ago, the last-straw argument that ended my relationship with my mother was about a haircut. Sure is wild to see a constant barrage of headlines resurrecting all the worst things she said to me in the form of proposed legislation; I should probably feel some kind of way about that, huh.
We reported on this a few days ago, but I want to point out this headline because this is where we are at.

A bill in Arkansas would ban gender affirming HAIRCUTS for transgender youth.

HAIRCUTS.

This is a straight up North Korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law for youth.
GOP bill could ban hairdressers from giving gender-nonconforming haircuts to minors - LGBTQ Nation
The bill would allow anyone to sue someone who affirms a young person's transition, and it specifically mentions hairstyles.
www.lgbtqnation.com
March 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Kindness is very cool.

Don’t let the insecure nihilists get away with suggesting otherwise.

Kindness is not a sign of weakness.

Choosing kindness is a radical act.

Because somebody prioritizes kindness does not mean they do not believe in self and community defense.
March 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There are many reasons I have been single for a very long time, but top of the list is probably the fact that the men I find most intensely attractive are also the men I know better than to ever be alone in a room with…
March 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM