W K
@wkimper.bsky.social
Linguist, writer, aspiring cryptid. All-around queer weirdo. ✨🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✨
Fun fact about canaries in coal mines: those miners loved those birds, like a lot, and did not just let them die. There was a whole *device* invented to get those lil birds some oxygen as soon as they got woozy. This is absolutely how committed we should be to sex worker mutual aid.
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Fun fact about canaries in coal mines: those miners loved those birds, like a lot, and did not just let them die. There was a whole *device* invented to get those lil birds some oxygen as soon as they got woozy. This is absolutely how committed we should be to sex worker mutual aid.
(A) Sitting In Chairs Wrong is not a protected characteristic under the Equality Act
(B) Sit up straight, you lazy faggot
(C) Ugh, you can’t say anything anymore
(D) DEMOLISH THE STEREOTYPICAL IDEAL OF THE PROPER SITTING POSTURE
(B) Sit up straight, you lazy faggot
(C) Ugh, you can’t say anything anymore
(D) DEMOLISH THE STEREOTYPICAL IDEAL OF THE PROPER SITTING POSTURE
March 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
(A) Sitting In Chairs Wrong is not a protected characteristic under the Equality Act
(B) Sit up straight, you lazy faggot
(C) Ugh, you can’t say anything anymore
(D) DEMOLISH THE STEREOTYPICAL IDEAL OF THE PROPER SITTING POSTURE
(B) Sit up straight, you lazy faggot
(C) Ugh, you can’t say anything anymore
(D) DEMOLISH THE STEREOTYPICAL IDEAL OF THE PROPER SITTING POSTURE
There are many reasons I have been single for a very long time, but top of the list is probably the fact that the men I find most intensely attractive are also the men I know better than to ever be alone in a room with…
March 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There are many reasons I have been single for a very long time, but top of the list is probably the fact that the men I find most intensely attractive are also the men I know better than to ever be alone in a room with…
“Interesting. You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately.”
Love a man in blue eyeshadow throwing shade on the idea of state monopoly on violence.
Love a man in blue eyeshadow throwing shade on the idea of state monopoly on violence.
March 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Interesting. You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately.”
Love a man in blue eyeshadow throwing shade on the idea of state monopoly on violence.
Love a man in blue eyeshadow throwing shade on the idea of state monopoly on violence.
Rewatching TOS makes it so clear that Gene Roddenberry’s grand vision of the future was like 90% horniness. Now there was a man whose opposition to bigotry and capitalism was rooted in the fact that they were standing in the way of MAXIMUM FUCKING.
March 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Rewatching TOS makes it so clear that Gene Roddenberry’s grand vision of the future was like 90% horniness. Now there was a man whose opposition to bigotry and capitalism was rooted in the fact that they were standing in the way of MAXIMUM FUCKING.
This is a deep indictment of who I am as a person.
December 10, 2024 at 11:49 PM
This is a deep indictment of who I am as a person.
I learned at a pretty young age that I am deeply ill suited to front line activist work. Am I really of any use to anyone? Unclear. The best I can really offer right now is that I am living evidence that young trans people can grow up to be adults who do not have their shit together, too.
December 4, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I learned at a pretty young age that I am deeply ill suited to front line activist work. Am I really of any use to anyone? Unclear. The best I can really offer right now is that I am living evidence that young trans people can grow up to be adults who do not have their shit together, too.
I’m proud of you! You know who else is proud of you? General Martok.
August 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I’m proud of you! You know who else is proud of you? General Martok.
How did it take ::mumbles:: years for me to realise that “venting warp plasma” is the best euphemism for farting.
June 28, 2024 at 10:00 AM
How did it take ::mumbles:: years for me to realise that “venting warp plasma” is the best euphemism for farting.
Me full-on speed walking to my train: SECTION 31 DOES IT!
June 22, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Me full-on speed walking to my train: SECTION 31 DOES IT!
Dr. Selar is extremely professional and supportive because transphobia would be illogical.
June 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Dr. Selar is extremely professional and supportive because transphobia would be illogical.
Dr. Boyce: not even a TERF, just transphobic.
June 13, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Dr. Boyce: not even a TERF, just transphobic.
Nurse Chapel does your injections perfectly every time, and you’re never quite sure if she’s flirting with you in the mess hall, but then one of her exes comes aboard and they’re a chill enby who is very generous with their space weed and now you’re all besties planning a trip to Risa together.
June 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Nurse Chapel does your injections perfectly every time, and you’re never quite sure if she’s flirting with you in the mess hall, but then one of her exes comes aboard and they’re a chill enby who is very generous with their space weed and now you’re all besties planning a trip to Risa together.
Dr. M’Benga always has Nurse Chapel do your injections; he’s very professional, but you get the sense that he’s not comfortable with trans people socially. He will not hesitate to hide you in the transporter buffer and single handedly fight off a legion of soldiers from TERFvala IX to protect you.
June 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Dr. M’Benga always has Nurse Chapel do your injections; he’s very professional, but you get the sense that he’s not comfortable with trans people socially. He will not hesitate to hide you in the transporter buffer and single handedly fight off a legion of soldiers from TERFvala IX to protect you.
Dr. Phlox always asks you slightly inappropriate personal questions, but in a charming and guileless way, and tells you about cool diverse alien sexual biologies. He sources your hormones from his tank of specially bred alien space snails. He cheerfully tells his TERF friends why they’re wrong.
June 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Dr. Phlox always asks you slightly inappropriate personal questions, but in a charming and guileless way, and tells you about cool diverse alien sexual biologies. He sources your hormones from his tank of specially bred alien space snails. He cheerfully tells his TERF friends why they’re wrong.
Dr. T’Ana uses TERFs as scratching posts. Not in a sexy way.
June 13, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Dr. T’Ana uses TERFs as scratching posts. Not in a sexy way.
Dr. Crusher tells you she never would have guessed you’re trans as though it’s supposed to be a compliment, but she will absolutely break the prime directive to get you the care you need.
June 13, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Dr. Crusher tells you she never would have guessed you’re trans as though it’s supposed to be a compliment, but she will absolutely break the prime directive to get you the care you need.
Dr. Bashir tells you the same story about the trans woman he went on four dates with at every checkup, but his surgical results are fucking phenomenal.
June 13, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Dr. Bashir tells you the same story about the trans woman he went on four dates with at every checkup, but his surgical results are fucking phenomenal.
You’ve just robbed a bank. Who is your getaway driver?
April 28, 2024 at 8:51 AM
You’ve just robbed a bank. Who is your getaway driver?
On the other hand: cats?
January 29, 2024 at 6:27 PM
On the other hand: cats?
Post which Star Trek character you need a hug from
January 28, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Post which Star Trek character you need a hug from