Toni Snark
@withaniplease.bsky.social
Happy to be back with my pocket pals.
Waikato.
Waikato.
I was looking at this thinking "Oh yeah, ok so that's them. Oh yep that's a younger Melania too. Who is this on the left of the pic. Looks so familiar."
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was looking at this thinking "Oh yeah, ok so that's them. Oh yep that's a younger Melania too. Who is this on the left of the pic. Looks so familiar."
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
It's Lotto tonight.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's Lotto tonight.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
Thought I might clean out my phone contacts.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Thought I might clean out my phone contacts.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
I can't believe you fuckers didn't laugh at this.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
OK, so maybe I don't need to buy any Christmas decorations. But now I do.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I can't believe you fuckers didn't laugh at this.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
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OK, so maybe I don't need to buy any Christmas decorations. But now I do.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
OK, so maybe I don't need to buy any Christmas decorations. But now I do.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
Awesome... the awakenings seem to have started. Doesn't help Mr Toni got home at 3.30 and promptly starting snoring as soon as he got in bed.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Awesome... the awakenings seem to have started. Doesn't help Mr Toni got home at 3.30 and promptly starting snoring as soon as he got in bed.
Star Wars watch update. Smashed through Andor, again, the Rogue One (that movie is now even better with the Andor prequel) now it's A New Hope.
han solo says everything 's perfectly all right now and we 're fine
Alt: Han Solo says everything 's perfectly all right now and we're fine. Reader, they were not fine.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Star Wars watch update. Smashed through Andor, again, the Rogue One (that movie is now even better with the Andor prequel) now it's A New Hope.
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Cyber Fuc*ed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
April 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cyber Fuc*ed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
Although I have very good systems for my experiences in dealing with the job application process, I missed one today that I am extremely sad about.
I'm just so terribly sad.
I'm just so terribly sad.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Although I have very good systems for my experiences in dealing with the job application process, I missed one today that I am extremely sad about.
I'm just so terribly sad.
I'm just so terribly sad.
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The entire country right now:
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The entire country right now:
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I’m trying to get a sense of whether a quote is reasonable for somewhat urgent work…
If you’ve had a low-pressure hot water cylinder replaced with an external heat-pump ready (not necessarily included) one recently in Wellington/Lower Hutt, would you mind sharing the approximate cost?
If you’ve had a low-pressure hot water cylinder replaced with an external heat-pump ready (not necessarily included) one recently in Wellington/Lower Hutt, would you mind sharing the approximate cost?
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m trying to get a sense of whether a quote is reasonable for somewhat urgent work…
If you’ve had a low-pressure hot water cylinder replaced with an external heat-pump ready (not necessarily included) one recently in Wellington/Lower Hutt, would you mind sharing the approximate cost?
If you’ve had a low-pressure hot water cylinder replaced with an external heat-pump ready (not necessarily included) one recently in Wellington/Lower Hutt, would you mind sharing the approximate cost?
Read about Kevin in the alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Read about Kevin in the alt text.
@stoneyboboney.bsky.social I feel @merriam-webster.com did this insta post just for you.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@stoneyboboney.bsky.social I feel @merriam-webster.com did this insta post just for you.
"Puppy defends home, wrestles croc."
The puppy just ran past at high speed with a green Croc in his mouth 🤣
The shoe is almost as big as he is.
The shoe is almost as big as he is.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Puppy defends home, wrestles croc."
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Mamdani is gonna implement Shihad law. Clocks WILL go back in the winter, whether they like it or not
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mamdani is gonna implement Shihad law. Clocks WILL go back in the winter, whether they like it or not
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**PRICE DROP ON BUTTER!!!**
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
**PRICE DROP ON BUTTER!!!**
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
Warning folks. There's another fucking Skinny ad on.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Warning folks. There's another fucking Skinny ad on.
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The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
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Me seeing an older Falcon parked up: I reckons that's an 84, hmmmm maybe an 82.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Me seeing an older Falcon parked up: I reckons that's an 84, hmmmm maybe an 82.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
I got it.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I got it.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
Jae Carpet Cleaners have just left, we booked them for a full house steam clean (thanks Mum for covering this).
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Jae Carpet Cleaners have just left, we booked them for a full house steam clean (thanks Mum for covering this).
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
Love getting the professionals in 🥰