Toni Snark
@withaniplease.bsky.social
Happy to be back with my pocket pals.
Waikato.
Waikato.
@witchnwords.bsky.social new batch for this coming month. 17934 (50s)
I can't see how it would be better 😑
I can't see how it would be better 😑
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@witchnwords.bsky.social new batch for this coming month. 17934 (50s)
I can't see how it would be better 😑
I can't see how it would be better 😑
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This is fucking baller
Thinking of the Helmand Culture woman from Shahr-e Sukhteh in Iran with the sick ass golden artificial eye again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This is fucking baller
Goddammit l. My book was too good, I read it too late, then couldn't switch my brain off.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Goddammit l. My book was too good, I read it too late, then couldn't switch my brain off.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
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Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jay Jays NZ inexplicably has multiple Junji Ito licensed tees and they look quite good
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jay Jays NZ inexplicably has multiple Junji Ito licensed tees and they look quite good
@kats-garden.nz laughing at faculties and phalanges.
Every time I hear phalanges I think of "Regina Phalange" from Friends.
Every time I hear phalanges I think of "Regina Phalange" from Friends.
a group of people are sitting on a couch and one of them says regina phalange
Alt: A white woman with blonde hair, and a white man with shirt black hair ere sitting on a couch and one of them says regina phalange, then they shake hands.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@kats-garden.nz laughing at faculties and phalanges.
Every time I hear phalanges I think of "Regina Phalange" from Friends.
Every time I hear phalanges I think of "Regina Phalange" from Friends.
One of my first jobs, when I was a teen, was a dish washer in a bakery.
Tonight I did just five hours as a dish washer, for friends of a friend, at a party. My feet and back have lodged a protest.
Tonight I did just five hours as a dish washer, for friends of a friend, at a party. My feet and back have lodged a protest.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
One of my first jobs, when I was a teen, was a dish washer in a bakery.
Tonight I did just five hours as a dish washer, for friends of a friend, at a party. My feet and back have lodged a protest.
Tonight I did just five hours as a dish washer, for friends of a friend, at a party. My feet and back have lodged a protest.
Me: I really need a job.
Seek: Well what about...
Me: Not. Fucking. Likely.
www.seek.co.nz/job/88651790...
Seek: Well what about...
Me: Not. Fucking. Likely.
www.seek.co.nz/job/88651790...
Private Household Concierge Job in Matangi, Waikato - SEEK
Unique Cambridge-based role supporting a busy Exec and household across two properties - plenty of challenge and reward here.
www.seek.co.nz
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Me: I really need a job.
Seek: Well what about...
Me: Not. Fucking. Likely.
www.seek.co.nz/job/88651790...
Seek: Well what about...
Me: Not. Fucking. Likely.
www.seek.co.nz/job/88651790...
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From the archives, cos it's been a while since I have managed to get out, I have some new stuff in the works though. So I have that going for me, which is nice #ThrowbackThursday #photographylovers #PhotographyIsArt #photograph #waltermittyproject
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
From the archives, cos it's been a while since I have managed to get out, I have some new stuff in the works though. So I have that going for me, which is nice #ThrowbackThursday #photographylovers #PhotographyIsArt #photograph #waltermittyproject
Went to a gas station today that is automated. Pulled up to a pump and the person at the pump in front of me said "Oh the guy before me said that one your at is leaking." I looked and sure enough gas was rapidly trickling from the nozzle, down the pump and onto the forecourt. I said to her...
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Went to a gas station today that is automated. Pulled up to a pump and the person at the pump in front of me said "Oh the guy before me said that one your at is leaking." I looked and sure enough gas was rapidly trickling from the nozzle, down the pump and onto the forecourt. I said to her...
Quick! It's the "cry for help" code!
*whispers* I'm starting to enjoy drawing graphs.
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom
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November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Quick! It's the "cry for help" code!
Dear content managers
Five emails in 24 hours is too much.
Looking at you Ecoya (three emails per day every day), Two Dudes, and Furmoo.
Regards, Me.
Five emails in 24 hours is too much.
Looking at you Ecoya (three emails per day every day), Two Dudes, and Furmoo.
Regards, Me.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dear content managers
Five emails in 24 hours is too much.
Looking at you Ecoya (three emails per day every day), Two Dudes, and Furmoo.
Regards, Me.
Five emails in 24 hours is too much.
Looking at you Ecoya (three emails per day every day), Two Dudes, and Furmoo.
Regards, Me.
Kinda? OMG Have you read it? I am now SO excited. What a read!!! I had to force myself to put it down and go to sleep.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Kinda? OMG Have you read it? I am now SO excited. What a read!!! I had to force myself to put it down and go to sleep.
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How is the feminine rage going gals?
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
How is the feminine rage going gals?
Hey @ninjakitty.bsky.social baby got some new shoes (ok yeah they're pads, but they're disc brakes these days and the joke won't work that way).
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey @ninjakitty.bsky.social baby got some new shoes (ok yeah they're pads, but they're disc brakes these days and the joke won't work that way).
Yes, even if it's just for my eyes, yes.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yes, even if it's just for my eyes, yes.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I was looking at this thinking "Oh yeah, ok so that's them. Oh yep that's a younger Melania too. Who is this on the left of the pic. Looks so familiar."
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was looking at this thinking "Oh yeah, ok so that's them. Oh yep that's a younger Melania too. Who is this on the left of the pic. Looks so familiar."
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
Holy shit y'all, that's Kylie Bax. The model from AoNZ.
It's Lotto tonight.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's Lotto tonight.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
The big $55m jackpot.
I hope we all win.
Thought I might clean out my phone contacts.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Thought I might clean out my phone contacts.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
Matt the fan guy Delete
Carl motorbike Delete
Andrew Cooper's dad Delete
Nana & Grandad, keep.
I can't believe you fuckers didn't laugh at this.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
OK, so maybe I don't need to buy any Christmas decorations. But now I do.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I can't believe you fuckers didn't laugh at this.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
Maybe I laughed too hard in my utter exhaustion? Who cares, still funny.
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OK, so maybe I don't need to buy any Christmas decorations. But now I do.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
OK, so maybe I don't need to buy any Christmas decorations. But now I do.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
In Cheesus name, Ramen.
Awesome... the awakenings seem to have started. Doesn't help Mr Toni got home at 3.30 and promptly starting snoring as soon as he got in bed.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Awesome... the awakenings seem to have started. Doesn't help Mr Toni got home at 3.30 and promptly starting snoring as soon as he got in bed.