Spandau Calrissian
@wildebube.bsky.social
On your left. Seriously doubt I’ll be here long.
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one of the dumbest bitches of all time
Ana Kasparian: "For the first time in my life, I'm watching Candace Owens' show, pretty much on a regular basis."
"And I find what she has to say about the investigation into the assassination of Charlie Kirk both fascinating, and I think what she's doing is justified..."
"And I find what she has to say about the investigation into the assassination of Charlie Kirk both fascinating, and I think what she's doing is justified..."
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
one of the dumbest bitches of all time
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Keep your Black Mirror shit away from me
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Keep your Black Mirror shit away from me
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New personality incoming.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
New personality incoming.
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Republicans are going to kill us all, and Democrats are going to get us all killed.
Republicans need to be stopped, and the current Democrat party has shown they won't be the ones to do it. They are cowards at best, collaborators really. Entirely new blood will be needed for this fight.
Republicans need to be stopped, and the current Democrat party has shown they won't be the ones to do it. They are cowards at best, collaborators really. Entirely new blood will be needed for this fight.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Republicans are going to kill us all, and Democrats are going to get us all killed.
Republicans need to be stopped, and the current Democrat party has shown they won't be the ones to do it. They are cowards at best, collaborators really. Entirely new blood will be needed for this fight.
Republicans need to be stopped, and the current Democrat party has shown they won't be the ones to do it. They are cowards at best, collaborators really. Entirely new blood will be needed for this fight.
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Look at our ruling class dawg.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Look at our ruling class dawg.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
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Honestly you're all experiencing what women and POC experience all the fucking time which is watching how no one will actually make a white man accountable for his actions when his actions involve harming someone who is not also a white man. Isn't it frustrating?
This Trump/Epstein stuff is so typical of a modern political "scandal," in that ... we know he did it. He knows he did it. Everyone knows he did it & everyone knows that everyone knows he did it. There is zero "did he do it?" involved here. The whole thing is about ... what, exactly?
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Honestly you're all experiencing what women and POC experience all the fucking time which is watching how no one will actually make a white man accountable for his actions when his actions involve harming someone who is not also a white man. Isn't it frustrating?
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Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
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Whenever Ken Starr returns to the news, it's fun to remember that one deputy investigating Bill Clinton (and Vice Foster) was ... Brett Kavanaugh!
Extra fun to remember that GWBush FL Recount team in 2000 included Brett K, J Roberts, AC Barrett.
Plus help from FL gov Jeb Bush. Good times!
Extra fun to remember that GWBush FL Recount team in 2000 included Brett K, J Roberts, AC Barrett.
Plus help from FL gov Jeb Bush. Good times!
Ken Starr emailing with Epstein in 2018 is a really interesting thing to learn about!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Whenever Ken Starr returns to the news, it's fun to remember that one deputy investigating Bill Clinton (and Vice Foster) was ... Brett Kavanaugh!
Extra fun to remember that GWBush FL Recount team in 2000 included Brett K, J Roberts, AC Barrett.
Plus help from FL gov Jeb Bush. Good times!
Extra fun to remember that GWBush FL Recount team in 2000 included Brett K, J Roberts, AC Barrett.
Plus help from FL gov Jeb Bush. Good times!
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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President Child calls vegetables "gross, yucky" and implies they're not "necessary, safe and effective."
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
President Child calls vegetables "gross, yucky" and implies they're not "necessary, safe and effective."
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To: Jeevacation@gmail.com
From: spinker@mit.edu
RE: your girlfriend's homework
From: spinker@mit.edu
RE: your girlfriend's homework
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
To: Jeevacation@gmail.com
From: spinker@mit.edu
RE: your girlfriend's homework
From: spinker@mit.edu
RE: your girlfriend's homework
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Chuck Grassley objectively the funniest option here. You thought Biden was old? Welcome to 92 year old President U Kno What
A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Chuck Grassley objectively the funniest option here. You thought Biden was old? Welcome to 92 year old President U Kno What
Looking back in 2025, I don’t think there’s a Coen Brothers film that doesn’t qualify, they’re all bangers and one day they’ll all get their due. Even The Hudsucker Proxy, Intolerable Cruelty, and The Ladykillers remake. Those boys did not miss.
HAIL CAESAR! is legit one of the Coen's masterpieces, and this whole sequence of their date together is so sweet and lovely it could've been its own movie
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Looking back in 2025, I don’t think there’s a Coen Brothers film that doesn’t qualify, they’re all bangers and one day they’ll all get their due. Even The Hudsucker Proxy, Intolerable Cruelty, and The Ladykillers remake. Those boys did not miss.
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Translation: He’s weighing a pardon
JUST IN: Trump not weighing pardon for Epstein co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell, White House says
Trump not weighing pardon for Epstein co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell
A petition to release the Epstein files is expected to have enough signatures Wednesday evening.
trib.al
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Translation: He’s weighing a pardon
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Centrist-brained goblins love to go on cable teevee and admit that Nazis like them more than leftists and not spend even one second contemplating why that might be the case
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Centrist-brained goblins love to go on cable teevee and admit that Nazis like them more than leftists and not spend even one second contemplating why that might be the case
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It couldn't possibly be that women specific basic rights are being taken away or anything.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It couldn't possibly be that women specific basic rights are being taken away or anything.
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
We’re all taking it in the data hole.
Allow me to translate. October data was not collected as field staff were all furloughed. In some cases, that data can be recovered from businesses. In other cases, the window to collect the data has closed (consumer prices, labor force status) and the data hole may be permanent.
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We’re all taking it in the data hole.
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Pam Bondi going to meet Trump
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Pam Bondi going to meet Trump
Just another day in the Republic of Salò
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just another day in the Republic of Salò
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org
pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles