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Imran Merchant
@wiiggin.bsky.social
Software architect in the Twin Cities.
Be kind. Be honest. Be brave.
Things won't get better if we don't talk about them.
Paired with @jessicann713.bsky.social ❤️
He/him
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January 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” -- James Baldwin
this is why teaching history feels so important to me right now.
The thing I always come back to is how many people never despaired against longer odds, and how arrogant it would be to put myself above them.
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
What you let them do to Palestinians they will do to you
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.
Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Speaker for the Dead, The Ocean at the End of the Lane
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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New AIWeirdness post: ChatGPT will apologize for anything, including stuff that didn't happen. It's not reflecting on stuff it did wrong, it's improv.
www.aiweirdness.com/chatgpt-will...
August 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh my god that little sniff at the end
I meant for this to be a photo but I'm very glad it wasn't
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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You motherfuckers don't care about fraud. You don't give a rat's ass when the police dept runs their yearly overtime grift, racketeering shakedowns or the most massive PTSD worker's comp fraud in the history of this city - you are the actual fraud for pretending.
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Metroid Prime 4

1/10 writing
Pretty
Okay-ish combat

Opening all those vaginas by clitoris telekinesis was funny, but ultimately does not save it

Bad game is bad, skip it
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It looks like the robot is mocking him afterward lmao
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The Duke of Serkonos's self-portrait in Dishonored 2 was based on George W. Bush's portrait of Putin.
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jokes on you bitch, I make my white friends apologize to me every day
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump take penis :(
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Aside from insanity about ChatGPT being alive because it compliments him and is a lady, that's *not* the lesson of My Octopus Teacher! That man stalked an octopus, projected emotions onto it, and got its fucking arm ripped off by a shark, at the explicit expense of his family! youtu.be/whb4unrhy44
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Stop fucking shooting each other
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
As someone who has been the target of explicit racial abuse and discrimination in the workplace, the idea that we can and should just let it be is laughably deluded
i also believe in building a better world for workers. i also believe that all people are entitled to respect and dignity and that there ought to be social sanction for those who openly degrade others. you call me a “n*gger” to my face and i am not going to smile and shake your hand.
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Just occurred to me if the 12 Days gifts are cumulative (I.e. on day three you receive three hens, two doves, and a partridge, in addition to the partridges on day one and two, and the doves on day two), you’d have enough to eat a bird a day for the entire year. 364 birds (minus Christmas Day).
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My alma mater continues to show that they don’t respect students and cannot be trusted with the stewardship of the university
UT-Dallas fired the editor of the student paper, then fired the staff when they went on strike to object, then banned their independent newspaper from campus, and now are trying to discipline the former student editor for fact-checking a letter to the editor? Glad @thefireorg.bsky.social is on this.
UT Dallas is Trying to Punish a Student Editor for Editing
UT Dallas has consistently been accused of free speech violations in recent years.
www.dallasobserver.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Crashing the economy because non-white people have jobs, America in 2025
Masked federal agents are storming into neighborhoods, detaining people (regardless of status), assaulting constitutional observers, & pointing live weapons at unarmed civilians - while their lawyers seek to undermine due process.

Nothing about this is about safety.

And it’s costing us *billions*
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM