Imran Merchant
@wiiggin.bsky.social
Software architect in the Twin Cities.
Be kind. Be honest. Be brave.
Things won't get better if we don't talk about them.
Paired with @jessicann713.bsky.social ❤️
He/him
Be kind. Be honest. Be brave.
Things won't get better if we don't talk about them.
Paired with @jessicann713.bsky.social ❤️
He/him
These boss babies can't read
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
These boss babies can't read
Calling nazi shit a "policy preference" is really telling, dipshit
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Calling nazi shit a "policy preference" is really telling, dipshit
Why'd you take a picture of her on the toilet
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Why'd you take a picture of her on the toilet
My girlfriend, my roommate, and I played Bloodborne for the first time trading the controller between the three of us every time we died
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My girlfriend, my roommate, and I played Bloodborne for the first time trading the controller between the three of us every time we died
This week?
Coffee and a breakfast sandwich
Helldivers 2
Lunch
Metroid Prime 4
Dinner + movie
Bed
Coffee and a breakfast sandwich
Helldivers 2
Lunch
Metroid Prime 4
Dinner + movie
Bed
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This week?
Coffee and a breakfast sandwich
Helldivers 2
Lunch
Metroid Prime 4
Dinner + movie
Bed
Coffee and a breakfast sandwich
Helldivers 2
Lunch
Metroid Prime 4
Dinner + movie
Bed
Where do question marks and other punctuation go? Next to the letters? Or over there ?
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Where do question marks and other punctuation go? Next to the letters? Or over there ?
Isn’t this the movie that says a woman is wrong for wanting justice after being assaulted?
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Isn’t this the movie that says a woman is wrong for wanting justice after being assaulted?
And what incentive does the engineer have to not simply rubber stamp the agent’s suggestions? The more you assess its results the longer it takes and the fewer lines you can claim!
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And what incentive does the engineer have to not simply rubber stamp the agent’s suggestions? The more you assess its results the longer it takes and the fewer lines you can claim!
That's our fucking money, this is extortion
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That's our fucking money, this is extortion
"Oh I'm actually a dumbass, tee hee!"
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Oh I'm actually a dumbass, tee hee!"
I didn't know that, that's amazing
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I didn't know that, that's amazing
Racism is a choice. He doesn’t have to be like this. But the couches don’t fuck themselves, I guess.
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Racism is a choice. He doesn’t have to be like this. But the couches don’t fuck themselves, I guess.
Stained his fucking-couch with how much he was cumming to his friend being shot
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Stained his fucking-couch with how much he was cumming to his friend being shot
How come this dipshit doesn’t have to apologize for actual antisemitism
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How come this dipshit doesn’t have to apologize for actual antisemitism
Then what are you *for*, Tim?
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Then what are you *for*, Tim?
Charlie would have loved how they're politicizing his assassination, bless
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Charlie would have loved how they're politicizing his assassination, bless