Imran Merchant
@wiiggin.bsky.social
Software architect in the Twin Cities.
Be kind. Be honest. Be brave.
Things won't get better if we don't talk about them.
Paired with @jessicann713.bsky.social ❤️
He/him
Be kind. Be honest. Be brave.
Things won't get better if we don't talk about them.
Paired with @jessicann713.bsky.social ❤️
He/him
Oh my god that little sniff at the end
I meant for this to be a photo but I'm very glad it wasn't
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh my god that little sniff at the end
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You motherfuckers don't care about fraud. You don't give a rat's ass when the police dept runs their yearly overtime grift, racketeering shakedowns or the most massive PTSD worker's comp fraud in the history of this city - you are the actual fraud for pretending.
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You motherfuckers don't care about fraud. You don't give a rat's ass when the police dept runs their yearly overtime grift, racketeering shakedowns or the most massive PTSD worker's comp fraud in the history of this city - you are the actual fraud for pretending.
Metroid Prime 4
1/10 writing
Pretty
Okay-ish combat
Opening all those vaginas by clitoris telekinesis was funny, but ultimately does not save it
Bad game is bad, skip it
1/10 writing
Pretty
Okay-ish combat
Opening all those vaginas by clitoris telekinesis was funny, but ultimately does not save it
Bad game is bad, skip it
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Metroid Prime 4
1/10 writing
Pretty
Okay-ish combat
Opening all those vaginas by clitoris telekinesis was funny, but ultimately does not save it
Bad game is bad, skip it
1/10 writing
Pretty
Okay-ish combat
Opening all those vaginas by clitoris telekinesis was funny, but ultimately does not save it
Bad game is bad, skip it
It looks like the robot is mocking him afterward lmao
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It looks like the robot is mocking him afterward lmao
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Merry Christmas you filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
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The Duke of Serkonos's self-portrait in Dishonored 2 was based on George W. Bush's portrait of Putin.
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Duke of Serkonos's self-portrait in Dishonored 2 was based on George W. Bush's portrait of Putin.
Jokes on you bitch, I make my white friends apologize to me every day
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Jokes on you bitch, I make my white friends apologize to me every day
Trump take penis :(
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump take penis :(
Aside from insanity about ChatGPT being alive because it compliments him and is a lady, that's *not* the lesson of My Octopus Teacher! That man stalked an octopus, projected emotions onto it, and got its fucking arm ripped off by a shark, at the explicit expense of his family! youtu.be/whb4unrhy44
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Aside from insanity about ChatGPT being alive because it compliments him and is a lady, that's *not* the lesson of My Octopus Teacher! That man stalked an octopus, projected emotions onto it, and got its fucking arm ripped off by a shark, at the explicit expense of his family! youtu.be/whb4unrhy44
Stop fucking shooting each other
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Stop fucking shooting each other
As someone who has been the target of explicit racial abuse and discrimination in the workplace, the idea that we can and should just let it be is laughably deluded
i also believe in building a better world for workers. i also believe that all people are entitled to respect and dignity and that there ought to be social sanction for those who openly degrade others. you call me a “n*gger” to my face and i am not going to smile and shake your hand.
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
As someone who has been the target of explicit racial abuse and discrimination in the workplace, the idea that we can and should just let it be is laughably deluded
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rip gainax, you ended in a weird convoluted way that pissed a lot of people off
Hideaki Anno just announced via the khara website that Gainax is officially dead and gone as a corporate entity as of December 10th: www.khara.co.jp/2025/12/11/2...
「株式会社ガイナックス」について
2025年12月10日の官報掲載にありますように、アニメーション制作スタジオだった「株式会社ガイナックス」の破産整理が終わり、法人として消滅し、その42年弱の歴史を終えました。 創設期から20年以上籍を置き、今日まで株主として関わっていたものとして誠に残念な最後ですが、静かに受け止めています。 まず、2019年、当時の代表取締役社長巻智博氏の逮捕を受け、弊社と共にガイナックス社の再建、後に整...
www.khara.co.jp
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
rip gainax, you ended in a weird convoluted way that pissed a lot of people off
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Just occurred to me if the 12 Days gifts are cumulative (I.e. on day three you receive three hens, two doves, and a partridge, in addition to the partridges on day one and two, and the doves on day two), you’d have enough to eat a bird a day for the entire year. 364 birds (minus Christmas Day).
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just occurred to me if the 12 Days gifts are cumulative (I.e. on day three you receive three hens, two doves, and a partridge, in addition to the partridges on day one and two, and the doves on day two), you’d have enough to eat a bird a day for the entire year. 364 birds (minus Christmas Day).
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
My alma mater continues to show that they don’t respect students and cannot be trusted with the stewardship of the university
UT-Dallas fired the editor of the student paper, then fired the staff when they went on strike to object, then banned their independent newspaper from campus, and now are trying to discipline the former student editor for fact-checking a letter to the editor? Glad @thefireorg.bsky.social is on this.
UT Dallas is Trying to Punish a Student Editor for Editing
UT Dallas has consistently been accused of free speech violations in recent years.
www.dallasobserver.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My alma mater continues to show that they don’t respect students and cannot be trusted with the stewardship of the university
Crashing the economy because non-white people have jobs, America in 2025
Masked federal agents are storming into neighborhoods, detaining people (regardless of status), assaulting constitutional observers, & pointing live weapons at unarmed civilians - while their lawyers seek to undermine due process.
Nothing about this is about safety.
And it’s costing us *billions*
Nothing about this is about safety.
And it’s costing us *billions*
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Crashing the economy because non-white people have jobs, America in 2025
Stay the fuck home, Minnesota
Stay safe on the roads, Minnesota. This winter isn’t going anywhere.
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Stay the fuck home, Minnesota
iOS has always been somewhere between bad and merely okay, and has mostly only backslid
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
iOS has always been somewhere between bad and merely okay, and has mostly only backslid
Resident Evil 4 has more ports than Skyrim, what are you fuckers on about
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Resident Evil 4 has more ports than Skyrim, what are you fuckers on about
Jimmy Fallon quit your job and disappear into the woods challenge (difficulty impossible)
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Jimmy Fallon quit your job and disappear into the woods challenge (difficulty impossible)
Don't talk about my wife's breasts you old fucking pervert
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Don't talk about my wife's breasts you old fucking pervert
iOS 26
Windows Vista-ass operating system
Welcome back Aero glass
Windows Vista-ass operating system
Welcome back Aero glass
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
iOS 26
Windows Vista-ass operating system
Welcome back Aero glass
Windows Vista-ass operating system
Welcome back Aero glass
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