Incapable Hans
@whatevil.bsky.social
He/Him.
Socialist. Family-Abolitionist. Trans-Ally.
Just want things to be fair for ordinary people, really.
Socialist. Family-Abolitionist. Trans-Ally.
Just want things to be fair for ordinary people, really.
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2016: In 10 years we'll have a man on Mars
2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon
2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life
2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon
2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
2016: In 10 years we'll have a man on Mars
2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon
2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life
2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon
2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life
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I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
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sure, whatever, probably. but actually its because within a very short timeframe we will no longer be able to grow coffee
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
sure, whatever, probably. but actually its because within a very short timeframe we will no longer be able to grow coffee
Hearing Keir Starmer has today told The Telegraph that Keir Starmer “has his full confidence”.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Hearing Keir Starmer has today told The Telegraph that Keir Starmer “has his full confidence”.
Ok. Hypothetical:
You’re a decent man.
You find yourself in a position of power and come to have an adviser who tells you to enable a genocide, jail those who speak against it, attack immigrants and foreigners, attack the left, hire a paedophile, attack trans people…
What do you do?
You’re a decent man.
You find yourself in a position of power and come to have an adviser who tells you to enable a genocide, jail those who speak against it, attack immigrants and foreigners, attack the left, hire a paedophile, attack trans people…
What do you do?
Can I offer you a different perspective? I believe Starmer is a decent man - who listened to his advisor. That advisor was wrong. A failure of judgement. The world is in a dangerous place. This is NOT the time for a change of leadership but a time for strong, principled leaders to come together
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Ok. Hypothetical:
You’re a decent man.
You find yourself in a position of power and come to have an adviser who tells you to enable a genocide, jail those who speak against it, attack immigrants and foreigners, attack the left, hire a paedophile, attack trans people…
What do you do?
You’re a decent man.
You find yourself in a position of power and come to have an adviser who tells you to enable a genocide, jail those who speak against it, attack immigrants and foreigners, attack the left, hire a paedophile, attack trans people…
What do you do?
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In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
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if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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Live footage of the Big Air at the Winter Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Live footage of the Big Air at the Winter Olympics.
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The resident noticed that on the envelope it says, Hardings Print Solutions Middlesex. Our contributor Callum Taylor called up Hardings Print Solutions, this is what happened 👇
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Wake up babe, Norwegian Prince Andrew just dropped.
Norway crown princess apologises to king and queen over Epstein friendship reut.rs/3Zou0tB
Norway crown princess apologises to king and queen over Epstein friendship
It's one of several scandals to hit the Nordic country's monarchy.
reut.rs
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Wake up babe, Norwegian Prince Andrew just dropped.
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We've had 6 incompetent PMs in a row. It's surely statistically improbable that this is pure bad luck and has nothing to do with our political culture/system or capitalism. But that's what we're being invited to believe.
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
We've had 6 incompetent PMs in a row. It's surely statistically improbable that this is pure bad luck and has nothing to do with our political culture/system or capitalism. But that's what we're being invited to believe.
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somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills
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this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
April 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day
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Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them
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Then and now:
Joe Dancey’s Linkedin profile on 18 Sept 2025 and today.
Spot the difference!
[Dancey is Wes Streeting’s partner]
Joe Dancey’s Linkedin profile on 18 Sept 2025 and today.
Spot the difference!
[Dancey is Wes Streeting’s partner]
February 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Then and now:
Joe Dancey’s Linkedin profile on 18 Sept 2025 and today.
Spot the difference!
[Dancey is Wes Streeting’s partner]
Joe Dancey’s Linkedin profile on 18 Sept 2025 and today.
Spot the difference!
[Dancey is Wes Streeting’s partner]
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2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
So, Epstein.
At the very least, the US, UK and Israeli governments knew what was going on, right?
At the very least, the US, UK and Israeli governments knew what was going on, right?
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
So, Epstein.
At the very least, the US, UK and Israeli governments knew what was going on, right?
At the very least, the US, UK and Israeli governments knew what was going on, right?
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I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.