Seamus the Shank Engine
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Personal account for personal opinions. In this capacity, I represent neither my employer nor my very patient wife.
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My most woke opinion is I *do* want to ban and confiscate guns. We should melt them all down and build a bridge over the Rio Grande with them, which we paint rainbow.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My most woke opinion is I *do* want to ban and confiscate guns. We should melt them all down and build a bridge over the Rio Grande with them, which we paint rainbow.
The Department of No-Shit-Sherlock announced today that the sky is blue
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
Bill Gates says we're in an AI bubble similar to the dot-com bubble
"Absolutely, there are a ton of these investments that will be dead ends," Bill Gates said on "Squawk Box."
www.businessinsider.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The Department of No-Shit-Sherlock announced today that the sky is blue
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
"It's so easy to get ze best of people ven zey care about eachother, vich is why evil vill always have ze edge. You good guys are always so bound by ze rules. You see? I kill my own men?"
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
"It's so easy to get ze best of people ven zey care about eachother, vich is why evil vill always have ze edge. You good guys are always so bound by ze rules. You see? I kill my own men?"
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
So we folded?
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
So we folded?
Incredible
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Incredible
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Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn.
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
DC ‘Sandwich Guy’ Found Not Guilty After Defense Successfully Highlights Absurdity Of It All
Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn.
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
Feeling faction homeless because I hate uncommitted AND I'm pro-Mamdani.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Feeling faction homeless because I hate uncommitted AND I'm pro-Mamdani.
Woke up to dead Dick Cheney, going to sleep to Prop 50. Today fucking rules.
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Woke up to dead Dick Cheney, going to sleep to Prop 50. Today fucking rules.
California knows how to party.
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
California knows how to party.
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Anyway, beat back facsism with this one weird trick:
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Anyway, beat back facsism with this one weird trick:
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
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democrats are probably going to win everything tonight running democratic socialists, anti-trump fervor, and various flavors of moderates and everyone will learn from this exactly what they already believed
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
democrats are probably going to win everything tonight running democratic socialists, anti-trump fervor, and various flavors of moderates and everyone will learn from this exactly what they already believed
We need to do the March to the Sea
we need to do reconstruction again
My column this week. Keep an eye on this Alabama constitutional amendment that would prevent naturalized citizens from holding most state offices. It feels like it has a much bigger target in its sights: the due process provisions of the 14th Amendment.
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We need to do the March to the Sea
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Standard time is the worst thing ever devised. Going home at 5pm in darkness is absolutely soul crushing. All so a bunch of morning people can have a little more daylight at 6am.
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Standard time is the worst thing ever devised. Going home at 5pm in darkness is absolutely soul crushing. All so a bunch of morning people can have a little more daylight at 6am.
A Malort section on the cocktail menu and the drink names are:
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A Malort section on the cocktail menu and the drink names are:
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
Guys, please find a hill to die on that isn't a Blackwater Mercenary under Donald Trump with a Nazi tattoo
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Guys, please find a hill to die on that isn't a Blackwater Mercenary under Donald Trump with a Nazi tattoo
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Look, it was three whole years ago that Platner was saying anti-gay things, but he's changed, and he definitely won't change again. How could he? It's not like a senate term takes more than three years, right?
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Look, it was three whole years ago that Platner was saying anti-gay things, but he's changed, and he definitely won't change again. How could he? It's not like a senate term takes more than three years, right?
88 Problems: The Graham Platner Story
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
88 Problems: The Graham Platner Story
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Anyone telling you this spells doom in Maine is being silly.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Anyone telling you this spells doom in Maine is being silly.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
Wait, he covered it up with Fenrir? AHahahahaha
October 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wait, he covered it up with Fenrir? AHahahahaha
If you said, "And then he *physically* demolishes the Whitehouse" you'd be kicked out of the writer's room for heavyhanded allegory.
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you said, "And then he *physically* demolishes the Whitehouse" you'd be kicked out of the writer's room for heavyhanded allegory.
If I were a wannabe strong man who already had the largest protest movement in US history on my hands, I would simply not starve 40 million desperate people with little to lose.
40 odd million people use SNAP. 7 million WIC. food banks are already way down because of funding cuts. It’s going to be catastrophic
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If I were a wannabe strong man who already had the largest protest movement in US history on my hands, I would simply not starve 40 million desperate people with little to lose.
An ironic Nazi is a Nazi. Just about every Nazi I've seen started out ironic. I would not be surprised if WWII historians discover Hitler was just joshin' and it got away from him.
All these people are saying “wait to you think he’s REALLY a Nazi,” and my response is “no I think it’s more likely he’s an irony-poisoned edgelord douchebro, another group that’s absolutely ruining the fucking country.”
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
An ironic Nazi is a Nazi. Just about every Nazi I've seen started out ironic. I would not be surprised if WWII historians discover Hitler was just joshin' and it got away from him.
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I am going to piss people off but its time I say it.
Stop fucking listening to these people. If Black people, especially Black women are telling you that a candidate looks suspect, yoi need to fucking listen
Stop fucking listening to these people. If Black people, especially Black women are telling you that a candidate looks suspect, yoi need to fucking listen
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am going to piss people off but its time I say it.
Stop fucking listening to these people. If Black people, especially Black women are telling you that a candidate looks suspect, yoi need to fucking listen
Stop fucking listening to these people. If Black people, especially Black women are telling you that a candidate looks suspect, yoi need to fucking listen
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The whole internet loves buff white populist, who combines left wing ideas with masculine aesthetics prized among reactionaries!
*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the populist has a totenkopf tattoo
*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the populist has a totenkopf tattoo
chat it doesn't look good
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The whole internet loves buff white populist, who combines left wing ideas with masculine aesthetics prized among reactionaries!
*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the populist has a totenkopf tattoo
*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the populist has a totenkopf tattoo
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Milkshake Duck (1971)
December 16, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Milkshake Duck (1971)