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Seamus the Shank Engine
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Personal account for personal opinions. In this capacity, I represent neither my employer nor my very patient wife.

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It's giving
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Really gonna have to flip those blue and yellow squares on the ol' quadrant
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"It's so easy to get ze best of people ven zey care about eachother, vich is why evil vill always have ze edge. You good guys are always so bound by ze rules. You see? I kill my own men?"

- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
So we folded?
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Guys, please find a hill to die on that isn't a Blackwater Mercenary under Donald Trump with a Nazi tattoo
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
a leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Right to the Slab
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
October 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"As a Latino myself" lol, lmao
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Her.
September 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
'Real justice delivers facts, not fragile emotions'
September 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
September 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love this one
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
September 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
For everyone who needs it
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
oh no, political violence? Boy I hope we can come back from this.
September 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Very sorry to learn of Kirk's passing. No one should go out like that.
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is where I skeet from.
September 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Beating the male average by nearly 10% tbh
August 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM