Seamus the Shank Engine
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Personal account for personal opinions. In this capacity, I represent neither my employer nor my very patient wife.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
No Enron! No Enron! You're the Enron!
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
No Enron! No Enron! You're the Enron!
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What we’re seeing is a repeated and increasingly explicit offer of white reconciliation over a shared commitment to preserving white supremacy.
James Carville a few months ago: "Roll over and play dead."
James Carville now: "The Democratic Party must now run on the most populist economic platform since the Great Depression."
Genius! If only someone had thought of this before!
James Carville now: "The Democratic Party must now run on the most populist economic platform since the Great Depression."
Genius! If only someone had thought of this before!
Opinion | James Carville: Out With Woke. In With Rage.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What we’re seeing is a repeated and increasingly explicit offer of white reconciliation over a shared commitment to preserving white supremacy.
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Chris I do not need this right before Virgo Cup
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Chris I do not need this right before Virgo Cup
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My most woke opinion is I *do* want to ban and confiscate guns. We should melt them all down and build a bridge over the Rio Grande with them, which we paint rainbow.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My most woke opinion is I *do* want to ban and confiscate guns. We should melt them all down and build a bridge over the Rio Grande with them, which we paint rainbow.
The Department of No-Shit-Sherlock announced today that the sky is blue
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
Bill Gates says we're in an AI bubble similar to the dot-com bubble
"Absolutely, there are a ton of these investments that will be dead ends," Bill Gates said on "Squawk Box."
www.businessinsider.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The Department of No-Shit-Sherlock announced today that the sky is blue
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say:
"Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"
"It's so easy to get ze best of people ven zey care about eachother, vich is why evil vill always have ze edge. You good guys are always so bound by ze rules. You see? I kill my own men?"
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
"It's so easy to get ze best of people ven zey care about eachother, vich is why evil vill always have ze edge. You good guys are always so bound by ze rules. You see? I kill my own men?"
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
- Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader
So we folded?
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
So we folded?
Incredible
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Incredible
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Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn.
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
DC ‘Sandwich Guy’ Found Not Guilty After Defense Successfully Highlights Absurdity Of It All
Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn.
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C.
www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...
Feeling faction homeless because I hate uncommitted AND I'm pro-Mamdani.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Feeling faction homeless because I hate uncommitted AND I'm pro-Mamdani.
Woke up to dead Dick Cheney, going to sleep to Prop 50. Today fucking rules.
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Woke up to dead Dick Cheney, going to sleep to Prop 50. Today fucking rules.
California knows how to party.
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
California knows how to party.
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Anyway, beat back facsism with this one weird trick:
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Anyway, beat back facsism with this one weird trick:
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
Find a black woman
Ask her who she is voting for
Vote for that person
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democrats are probably going to win everything tonight running democratic socialists, anti-trump fervor, and various flavors of moderates and everyone will learn from this exactly what they already believed
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
democrats are probably going to win everything tonight running democratic socialists, anti-trump fervor, and various flavors of moderates and everyone will learn from this exactly what they already believed
We need to do the March to the Sea
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We need to do the March to the Sea
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Standard time is the worst thing ever devised. Going home at 5pm in darkness is absolutely soul crushing. All so a bunch of morning people can have a little more daylight at 6am.
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Standard time is the worst thing ever devised. Going home at 5pm in darkness is absolutely soul crushing. All so a bunch of morning people can have a little more daylight at 6am.
A Malort section on the cocktail menu and the drink names are:
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A Malort section on the cocktail menu and the drink names are:
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
- Meet George Jeppsen
- Jane, His Wife
- Their Boy Elroy
- Daughter: Judy
A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.
Guys, please find a hill to die on that isn't a Blackwater Mercenary under Donald Trump with a Nazi tattoo
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Guys, please find a hill to die on that isn't a Blackwater Mercenary under Donald Trump with a Nazi tattoo
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Look, it was three whole years ago that Platner was saying anti-gay things, but he's changed, and he definitely won't change again. How could he? It's not like a senate term takes more than three years, right?
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Look, it was three whole years ago that Platner was saying anti-gay things, but he's changed, and he definitely won't change again. How could he? It's not like a senate term takes more than three years, right?
88 Problems: The Graham Platner Story
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
88 Problems: The Graham Platner Story
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Anyone telling you this spells doom in Maine is being silly.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Anyone telling you this spells doom in Maine is being silly.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general.
And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.
Wait, he covered it up with Fenrir? AHahahahaha
October 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wait, he covered it up with Fenrir? AHahahahaha
If you said, "And then he *physically* demolishes the Whitehouse" you'd be kicked out of the writer's room for heavyhanded allegory.
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you said, "And then he *physically* demolishes the Whitehouse" you'd be kicked out of the writer's room for heavyhanded allegory.