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B. Walker
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I make video games, I try to be interested. Seattle WA, he/him.
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all the kinds of modern Indie Games:

-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Shocked and pleased to discover Spencer Radcliffe released a 2025 album, Ohio Vision. Really good stuff!
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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GDC is a joke.
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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fuck
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A Goff man honor to see Say Anything!! Max Bemis may be 40something which is honestly pretty weird for the content of his songs but he brought it 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
At the Say Anything / Motion City Soundtrack 15-year reunion tour; honestly relieved to see the number of young people. Also a guy with a throwback foot-tall spiky Mohawk!
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Vote blue? No, matter who!
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Home Is Where forever!! Shoutout to their front woman, who just has a really cool vibe/style. Leaving the stage a couple songs into the set to pick up pizza she ordered was weird though, gotta say
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Adored seeing Young Jesus tonight. The man feels a hundred times stronger than normal, I think, he lives for the rest of us. A sad strong beautiful singer.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Shoutout to Mamdani 🫡 what a nice feeling it is seeing young, passionate leftists climb the ranks! An honor to live vicariously through you, Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Absolutely honored to be playing so many good indie games lately. Being an IGF judge, and the recent slate on Xbox Gamepass, has overloaded me. Good recent games: The Roottrees are Dead, Henry Halfhead, BALL x PIT, Dawnfolk
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just wanted to say I am very excited to see Appleseed Cast and Mineral and Pity Sex and a bunch of other weird old emo bands next week 🙏
October 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
We went to see Star Wars Episode 8, and I remembered how cool Gwendolyn Christie is!! She may only show an eye in the movie, but I would show her my lips!!
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.
August 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
God, what an article. The social upheaval in the months following a remote tribe getting phones and internet access. www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/w...
The Internet’s Final Frontier: Remote Amazon Tribes (Published 2024)
www.nytimes.com
June 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
A pleasure to see Oso Oso again! The world remains foolish for not making them into nonstop radio stars. Shoutout to their cool poster for their Vera Project stop, too.
June 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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"Content" is something to fill an empty vessel: it repositions your view of the world to align with corporations. Art becomes something disposable, fungible, serving a financial interest and nothing more. The word "artist" is right there; I beg you to claim it and leave "content creator" to molder
March 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Did you hear about the new Trump pardon? Yeah, someone said they liked Trump and I said "PARDON??" The heart icon below will mark this as one of your favorite posts, and the icon of arrows going in a circle will share it with your friends. I pray you all have a blessed evening.
May 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM