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Melissa Hall
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I practice personal law at a queer law firm, am a big fan of my wife, my kid, Roller Derby, romance novels, dogs and places I can walk to.
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Of all the faith based philosophies, the one that has the most evidence against it is privatization.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have not made oyster dressing once since I moved away from home and I have never once missed it.
hi, please, eat the food you want on the holidays you want. my family was choked by one person's expectations of dead great grandma's famous whatever, it was never right, no one else liked that menu. cook what you want, order what you want, use the shortcuts or conveniences you want.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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We present evidence
that adversarial poetry
functions as a universal single-turn jailbreak technique
for Large Language Models (LLMs).

Across 25 frontier
proprietary and open-weight models,
curated poetic prompts
yielded
high attack-success rates (ASR),
with some providers exceeding 90%.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Roose demonstrating that pulling a Chotiner isn't actually that hard. These people wanna hang themselves so badly they'll grab the rope out of your hands.
me: oh god it can't get worse can it
roblox ceo: we are innovating ways to get kids addicted to gambling
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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the Appalachian mountains are so ancient they predate the evolution of bones.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Money you make by having money or owning something should always be taxed at a higher rate than money you make from doing something
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I wish we had a justice system that looked at violence and tried to figure out how we failed the person who was harmed instead of looking at violence and trying to figure out who did the wrong thing.

One puts money and energy into the systems that protect people, the other is focused on punishment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I love this story so much. Also this man drove a bendy bus on route with no damage and it appears no training. That is amazing.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Alphas and Millennials at sixes and sevens over 6-7
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Everyone is talking about The Dolls, but I think that's ignoring the full spectrum of queer expression, which is helpfully shown on the chart below (feel free to tag yourselves)
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Textbooks are now shrink-wrapped?

That is new.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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If anyone has one of those 15' skeletons in your yard and you're worried about it getting cold as winter sets in, Artizia has you covered.

Or rather, it has them covered.
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We have ordered the local newspaper in paper form.

It is surprisingly soothing and nice to have this thing you read and get context for things but then it is done and you have read it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Ok insurance news doesn't sound exciting but I found this very, very interesting as a emergency response funding mechanism

www.cbc.ca/news/science...
Jamaica invested heavily in climate disaster insurance. It looks about to pay off | CBC News
Jamaica’s decade-long effort to build layers of financial protection in case of natural disasters might help the country access millions of dollars in the immediate aftermath of Hurricane Melissa — an...
www.cbc.ca
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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TIL the US government is discontinuing the penny in the stupidest way possible
Banks and retailers run short on pennies as the US Mint stops making them
The abrupt decision has left retailers and banks without guidance.
www.denverpost.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Here are the details directly from the practice.

queerdoc.com/queerdoc-sub...
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I am so proud of Queer Docs for quashing federal subpoenas to keep their patients safe.
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Fun tip:
Carving goes much faster with power tools.
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Proven’s actions should lose them customers. That’s not the behavior of a professional company.

(also reminds me of a certain CEO who makes similarly unprofessional, erratic, and baseless decisions. More than one.)

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
10M people watched a YouTuber shim a lock; the lock company sued him. Bad idea.
It’s still legal to pick locks, even when you swing your legs.
arstechnica.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If your collection of trophies from your former trial team students resembles the trophies collected by serial killers, you are doing it wrong.

And also probably bad at this.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Something I did not anticipate as a complication of going back to school was figuring out my tech stack.

Last time I was there it was a laptop. No cell phone required. Lots of heavy books and various kinds of stationary.

Fortunately my wife has been very tolerant of my varied spin outs.
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Elected official is a customer service position.
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Elected official is a customer service position.
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yay! I got both courses I wanted next semester.

Now.I just have to figure out textbooks.
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Nothing like flying to make me feel my privilege and wish it was like this for everyone.
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM