Royston
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It’s not where you’re from;
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
You would not believe how long people have found this potato hilarious in this house.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You would not believe how long people have found this potato hilarious in this house.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Oh no. Have just realised something very mathematical about our boy Fenton:
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Oh no. Have just realised something very mathematical about our boy Fenton:
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
Predictable things:
1. Some of the Republicans on the petition will take the very big things offered to them in order to remove their names.
2. It’s clear Trump’s implicated, but it’s not a dealbreaker for his shitty people. This is not his comeuppance. He will not be shamed: he has none.
1. Some of the Republicans on the petition will take the very big things offered to them in order to remove their names.
2. It’s clear Trump’s implicated, but it’s not a dealbreaker for his shitty people. This is not his comeuppance. He will not be shamed: he has none.
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Predictable things:
1. Some of the Republicans on the petition will take the very big things offered to them in order to remove their names.
2. It’s clear Trump’s implicated, but it’s not a dealbreaker for his shitty people. This is not his comeuppance. He will not be shamed: he has none.
1. Some of the Republicans on the petition will take the very big things offered to them in order to remove their names.
2. It’s clear Trump’s implicated, but it’s not a dealbreaker for his shitty people. This is not his comeuppance. He will not be shamed: he has none.
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Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah whoever jacked up tariffs on coffee from Brazil earlier this year must be a real bonehead
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Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
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Farage has admitted - boasted - that he encouraged a foreign power to interfere in the media of his own country. Some patriot.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
Do politically-charged groups handing out weapons get proscribed, or is that just for inconvenient groups who’ve put paint on your aeroplanes?
‘Women & children to the front’ is a paramilitary and far-right strategy of legitimisation. Paramilitary backed far-right violence, intimidation & pogroms August 2024, Ballymena 2025 etc - same modus operandi. It was common knowledge that these weapons were to be handed out by this far-right group.
All-female far-right group give out pink knuckledusters at anti-migrant protest
An all-female far right group founded in England has started a branch in Northern Ireland, handing out pink knuckledusters to crowds gathered at a protest over the weekend.
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Do politically-charged groups handing out weapons get proscribed, or is that just for inconvenient groups who’ve put paint on your aeroplanes?
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Good morning to all those people who wasted the last decade saying, "there's no point tackling climate change in the UK, because China."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
China’s CO2 emissions have been flat or falling for past 18 months, analysis finds
World’s biggest polluter on track to hit peak emissions target early but miss goal for cutting carbon intensity
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Good morning to all those people who wasted the last decade saying, "there's no point tackling climate change in the UK, because China."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
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‘Tommy Robinson face-swaps’ is the trending topic that keeps on giving – 23 of the funniest Tommy Ten-Names transformations www.thepoke.com/2025/11/11/t...
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
‘Tommy Robinson face-swaps’ is the trending topic that keeps on giving – 23 of the funniest Tommy Ten-Names transformations www.thepoke.com/2025/11/11/t...
Can anyone else hear the “kick
me as hard as you can in the nuts” subtext to all of this bollocks.
FUND IT PROPERLY YOU TIT.
me as hard as you can in the nuts” subtext to all of this bollocks.
FUND IT PROPERLY YOU TIT.
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can anyone else hear the “kick
me as hard as you can in the nuts” subtext to all of this bollocks.
FUND IT PROPERLY YOU TIT.
me as hard as you can in the nuts” subtext to all of this bollocks.
FUND IT PROPERLY YOU TIT.
My leg was saved by plastic surgery & skin grafts when I was a teenager. Am hugely grateful for the NHS.
However, a weird side effect is that occasionally I get an unscratchable itch on a part of my leg that is no longer where it was, and it’s a horrible feeling. Must be worse for amputees.
However, a weird side effect is that occasionally I get an unscratchable itch on a part of my leg that is no longer where it was, and it’s a horrible feeling. Must be worse for amputees.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My leg was saved by plastic surgery & skin grafts when I was a teenager. Am hugely grateful for the NHS.
However, a weird side effect is that occasionally I get an unscratchable itch on a part of my leg that is no longer where it was, and it’s a horrible feeling. Must be worse for amputees.
However, a weird side effect is that occasionally I get an unscratchable itch on a part of my leg that is no longer where it was, and it’s a horrible feeling. Must be worse for amputees.
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Benjamin Thomas Faulty Bossoms
England and Wales, Census, 1911
England and Wales, Census, 1911
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Benjamin Thomas Faulty Bossoms
England and Wales, Census, 1911
England and Wales, Census, 1911
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Didn’t happen over this labourlist.org/2019/11/bbc-...
BBC accepts "mistake" in editing out laughter from Johnson video - LabourList
The BBC has said that “a mistake on our part” was made after being criticised for editing a…
labourlist.org
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Didn’t happen over this labourlist.org/2019/11/bbc-...
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"They're looking for someone with a thick skin and recent experience of flagship BBC news programming."
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"They're looking for someone with a thick skin and recent experience of flagship BBC news programming."
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Husbands with Grindr profiles?
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Husbands with Grindr profiles?
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This is exactly how he will be remembered
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This is exactly how he will be remembered
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Every year Quality Street get more grateful they didn't call it Quantity Street.
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every year Quality Street get more grateful they didn't call it Quantity Street.
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Heathrow. What a brother know.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Heathrow. What a brother know.