Royston
@voodooroy.bsky.social
It’s not where you’re from;
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
You would not believe how long people have found this potato hilarious in this house.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You would not believe how long people have found this potato hilarious in this house.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
We’re lucky. Our boy occasionally barks at them, but doesn’t get scared.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We’re lucky. Our boy occasionally barks at them, but doesn’t get scared.
I feel fully vindicated in my sustained policing never ever flying Ryanair:
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel fully vindicated in my sustained policing never ever flying Ryanair:
Typical. Just got round to buying the outdated one.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Typical. Just got round to buying the outdated one.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
CBeebies:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
CBeebies:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
Paid in jelly babies.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Paid in jelly babies.
How my TL ordered itself:
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How my TL ordered itself:
Oh fuck off, you plum.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh fuck off, you plum.
Trump claiming a Nobel prize for quantum computing is precious. Here’s one:
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Trump claiming a Nobel prize for quantum computing is precious. Here’s one:
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
Of a vicar with a ‘tato
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Of a vicar with a ‘tato
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
Decided to look at reviews for LR41 button batteries on Amazon - having been sent short-dated/flat items in the past.
I wasn’t prepared for this review:
I wasn’t prepared for this review:
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Decided to look at reviews for LR41 button batteries on Amazon - having been sent short-dated/flat items in the past.
I wasn’t prepared for this review:
I wasn’t prepared for this review:
Anyone else seeing this?
October 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Anyone else seeing this?
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
Bloody NASA.
They should have had Duran Duran announce this yesterday. Some people have no pizzazz.
They should have had Duran Duran announce this yesterday. Some people have no pizzazz.
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Bloody NASA.
They should have had Duran Duran announce this yesterday. Some people have no pizzazz.
They should have had Duran Duran announce this yesterday. Some people have no pizzazz.
Do they all go to the same salon?
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Do they all go to the same salon?
What? A man can’t get upset about an unflattering shot of his neckminge without looking ridiculous now?
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What? A man can’t get upset about an unflattering shot of his neckminge without looking ridiculous now?
“Got the Hellraiser Puzzle Cube listings up on eBay like we said?”
“Yeah - the kids in the photo look really cute waiting for their go.”
“The fucking what?”
“Yeah - the kids in the photo look really cute waiting for their go.”
“The fucking what?”
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“Got the Hellraiser Puzzle Cube listings up on eBay like we said?”
“Yeah - the kids in the photo look really cute waiting for their go.”
“The fucking what?”
“Yeah - the kids in the photo look really cute waiting for their go.”
“The fucking what?”
Can’t think why I thought of this guy…
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Can’t think why I thought of this guy…
On Thursday I had a nose round a charity shop while my car was charging in Stoke. Bought a tie in bold, block colours (being colour blind) I might confidently wear with a grey suit & white shirt. Checked with my kids this evening. I’ve bought a Jamaican tie, haven’t I?
(I am paler than milk.)
(I am paler than milk.)
October 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
On Thursday I had a nose round a charity shop while my car was charging in Stoke. Bought a tie in bold, block colours (being colour blind) I might confidently wear with a grey suit & white shirt. Checked with my kids this evening. I’ve bought a Jamaican tie, haven’t I?
(I am paler than milk.)
(I am paler than milk.)