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· Sep 22
If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog
I gotta say the absurdity of a narcissist parent when you're day enough removed from the daily living with them can sometimes be hilarious.
I mean horrifying still but in the same way a sitcom would be horrendous if real sometimes
I mean horrifying still but in the same way a sitcom would be horrendous if real sometimes
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I gotta say the absurdity of a narcissist parent when you're day enough removed from the daily living with them can sometimes be hilarious.
I mean horrifying still but in the same way a sitcom would be horrendous if real sometimes
I mean horrifying still but in the same way a sitcom would be horrendous if real sometimes
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
Because of your intelligence it is inevitable.
I dunno maybe I should become ominously complimentary
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Because of your intelligence it is inevitable.
Hey babe have I ever told you about my ability to not be Elon Musk? Try not to swoon too hard
This is so divorced I've somehow gained a second wife by simply not being this man
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey babe have I ever told you about my ability to not be Elon Musk? Try not to swoon too hard
Not only will if not stop it it's enough of a reason to do a boycott to me
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not only will if not stop it it's enough of a reason to do a boycott to me
I'm starting to think if I sat down with the brightest minds in my friend groups and specifically set out to make the most morally repulsive IT product legally allowed I would be unable to top LLMs as they are right now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm starting to think if I sat down with the brightest minds in my friend groups and specifically set out to make the most morally repulsive IT product legally allowed I would be unable to top LLMs as they are right now.
The prophecy requires you remain beautiful.
I dunno maybe I should become ominously complimentary
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The prophecy requires you remain beautiful.
To the tune of tmnt: Special interest game weekend!
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
To the tune of tmnt: Special interest game weekend!
I'm sorry little Timmy but you took amoxicillin for that infection and need to die now
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm sorry little Timmy but you took amoxicillin for that infection and need to die now
I dunno maybe I should become ominously complimentary
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I dunno maybe I should become ominously complimentary
Alert! We have reached teef out stage of relaxed! Not a drill!
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Alert! We have reached teef out stage of relaxed! Not a drill!
Who up getting their morning chest rubbing in
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Who up getting their morning chest rubbing in
You know I did once tell my therapist I was never suicidal but I wonder if I should have specified "out of spite"
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You know I did once tell my therapist I was never suicidal but I wonder if I should have specified "out of spite"
I don't man to be gross on main but this arouses me greatly
OpenAI pirated large numbers of books and used them to train models.
OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so.
A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.
OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so.
A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don't man to be gross on main but this arouses me greatly
I'm joining the war on human rights abuses on the side of... Wait that can't be right?
Let me see these notes... Uh huh. Yup.... No that checks out I guess.
The Vatican?
Let me see these notes... Uh huh. Yup.... No that checks out I guess.
The Vatican?
BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm joining the war on human rights abuses on the side of... Wait that can't be right?
Let me see these notes... Uh huh. Yup.... No that checks out I guess.
The Vatican?
Let me see these notes... Uh huh. Yup.... No that checks out I guess.
The Vatican?
Ugh I'm so sick of all these people handing me genders I already said no thanks I don't know what I'd even use it for
everybody transgender
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ugh I'm so sick of all these people handing me genders I already said no thanks I don't know what I'd even use it for
Ok look brain you don't have to turn random thoughts of others they spout into horrible little parody songs and then play them against my will
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ok look brain you don't have to turn random thoughts of others they spout into horrible little parody songs and then play them against my will
Imagine saying this about someone because they talked about how upstanding Dick Cheney of all people is
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Imagine saying this about someone because they talked about how upstanding Dick Cheney of all people is
Pro tip: your tests should probably pass when handing code to a potential employer
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Pro tip: your tests should probably pass when handing code to a potential employer
You know what irks me creepo guys continue to ensure is ruined? Platonic compliments between friends.
So you know what, you reading this are looking pretty and/or handsome today (take your preferred version)
So you know what, you reading this are looking pretty and/or handsome today (take your preferred version)
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You know what irks me creepo guys continue to ensure is ruined? Platonic compliments between friends.
So you know what, you reading this are looking pretty and/or handsome today (take your preferred version)
So you know what, you reading this are looking pretty and/or handsome today (take your preferred version)
Doctor's hate this one weird trick
*Curses the nearest doctor to always have a pebble in their shoe*
*Curses the nearest doctor to always have a pebble in their shoe*
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Doctor's hate this one weird trick
*Curses the nearest doctor to always have a pebble in their shoe*
*Curses the nearest doctor to always have a pebble in their shoe*
Ok to be fair no one writing for the NYPost has ever been in a supportive relationship they can't comprehend it
Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ok to be fair no one writing for the NYPost has ever been in a supportive relationship they can't comprehend it
Fun fact: you can call your wife a foul temptress from the bowels of tartarus when she talks to you through a hole in the bathroom floor from the basement
(Terms and conditions apply check your wife's sense of humor before attempting)
(Terms and conditions apply check your wife's sense of humor before attempting)
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fun fact: you can call your wife a foul temptress from the bowels of tartarus when she talks to you through a hole in the bathroom floor from the basement
(Terms and conditions apply check your wife's sense of humor before attempting)
(Terms and conditions apply check your wife's sense of humor before attempting)
Getting my gutter sucked to become immortal
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Getting my gutter sucked to become immortal
I, personally, cause autism.
Pay me $1 million USD or I will give you a random special interest to hyperfixate on based on a dice roll
Pay me $1 million USD or I will give you a random special interest to hyperfixate on based on a dice roll
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I, personally, cause autism.
Pay me $1 million USD or I will give you a random special interest to hyperfixate on based on a dice roll
Pay me $1 million USD or I will give you a random special interest to hyperfixate on based on a dice roll