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· Sep 22
If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog
Ok legit question: AI sloppers always talking about how much "easier" it makes to make things to sell, but like... Do even any of them want what's being produced? I never hear them talk about how excited they are for the next AI b generated game or the like
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Ok legit question: AI sloppers always talking about how much "easier" it makes to make things to sell, but like... Do even any of them want what's being produced? I never hear them talk about how excited they are for the next AI b generated game or the like
She might not be a service animal but damn if petting my extremely fluffy dog doesn't help solve most issues
We're going to file this under "kinda fucked up stuff that we just never thought about because everything is normal to a child" and go pet my dog
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
She might not be a service animal but damn if petting my extremely fluffy dog doesn't help solve most issues
Ok this fucked me up for a moment. I was going to joke about something my one parent made me, but now that I think on it I can't think of anything they've ever made for me.
I can point to literal walls in this house built with the help of the other one and nothing for them.
I can point to literal walls in this house built with the help of the other one and nothing for them.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Ok this fucked me up for a moment. I was going to joke about something my one parent made me, but now that I think on it I can't think of anything they've ever made for me.
I can point to literal walls in this house built with the help of the other one and nothing for them.
I can point to literal walls in this house built with the help of the other one and nothing for them.
"my god I can see the afterlife, that one isekai was right"
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"my god I can see the afterlife, that one isekai was right"
One day I'll see news that won't make me think "I should legally be allowed to slap people as hard as I can on publicly broadcast tv for being this stupid and/or vile"
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
One day I'll see news that won't make me think "I should legally be allowed to slap people as hard as I can on publicly broadcast tv for being this stupid and/or vile"
Making garlic bread ala mode
Tomato ice cream is a thing!
(Right there with you:
...no. Just. no.)
(Right there with you:
...no. Just. no.)
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Making garlic bread ala mode
Dogs are objectively the best pet in terms of balancing companionship and utility
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Dogs are objectively the best pet in terms of balancing companionship and utility
Listen some of them are going to want hugs, at least five people are going to ask how work is going but not understand anything I say about my work, and several of them are worse at eye contact with me than I am with them since I forgot to filter factual information about family secrets
A distant cousin “requesting the pleasure of your company” at her upcoming nuptials can’t handle the truth, her reaction to your RSVP has revealed.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Listen some of them are going to want hugs, at least five people are going to ask how work is going but not understand anything I say about my work, and several of them are worse at eye contact with me than I am with them since I forgot to filter factual information about family secrets
Today's random gripe: there's so many valid ways to compare apples and oranges. They're both food, and fruits to boot. Natural sugar content, fiber content, etc.
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Today's random gripe: there's so many valid ways to compare apples and oranges. They're both food, and fruits to boot. Natural sugar content, fiber content, etc.
Sorry to accommodate we can either give you a cannon or a ballista
I’m allergic to guns
How about a cw next time?
How about a cw next time?
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Sorry to accommodate we can either give you a cannon or a ballista
You know it'd be nice to have heat sometime this winter but it hasn't kept us from doing other home improvement
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
You know it'd be nice to have heat sometime this winter but it hasn't kept us from doing other home improvement
I think the most unexpected thing with antidepressants for me is how much more room it leaves to actually feel other shit.
This shit is damn near magical
This shit is damn near magical
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I think the most unexpected thing with antidepressants for me is how much more room it leaves to actually feel other shit.
This shit is damn near magical
This shit is damn near magical
Listen bluesky I'm going to need you to either stop censoring various ladies automatically or start censoring random dicks automatically. Not really here for either but if you're gonna show them to me anyways at least sometimes surprise me with something I personally can appreciate.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Listen bluesky I'm going to need you to either stop censoring various ladies automatically or start censoring random dicks automatically. Not really here for either but if you're gonna show them to me anyways at least sometimes surprise me with something I personally can appreciate.
Morty wants you to see less of this
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Morty wants you to see less of this
Oh I see making my childhood attraction to the pink ranger even better make years later I guess
'i'M nOt sUrE tHiS iS lEgAl"
Man, shut the fuck up, dweeb.
Man, shut the fuck up, dweeb.
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Oh I see making my childhood attraction to the pink ranger even better make years later I guess
Ruin two bands by combining them: Rage Against the Cream Machine
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Insane ABBA Clown Posse
Insane ABBA Clown Posse
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them: Rage Against the Cream Machine
I need more absurdly detailed Zelda props in my life. Give me a classic Zelda boomerang, a good looking hookshot, a guardian arrow light
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I need more absurdly detailed Zelda props in my life. Give me a classic Zelda boomerang, a good looking hookshot, a guardian arrow light
But how else will you know how the article writer's former roomate's barber's cousin twice removed once tasted this recipe before their ski trip that resulted in thirty deaths?
There is no situation in which I need a random recipe site to be allowed to send me notifications. None.
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
But how else will you know how the article writer's former roomate's barber's cousin twice removed once tasted this recipe before their ski trip that resulted in thirty deaths?
Baths being considered feminine is a conspiracy to get men to accept the tiny standard tub sizes they don't fit in as often, in this essay I will...
December 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Baths being considered feminine is a conspiracy to get men to accept the tiny standard tub sizes they don't fit in as often, in this essay I will...
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Mute me today if you need to but ALL Christmas pets will be liked and reposted .
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mute me today if you need to but ALL Christmas pets will be liked and reposted .
As prophesized you will be visited by three Hos tonight, the ho of Christmas past, the ho of Christmas present, and the ho of Christmas yet to come.
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
As prophesized you will be visited by three Hos tonight, the ho of Christmas past, the ho of Christmas present, and the ho of Christmas yet to come.
I like how the op is saying this like these three things are unrelated or contradictory.
Honestly they all feed into each other
Honestly they all feed into each other
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I like how the op is saying this like these three things are unrelated or contradictory.
Honestly they all feed into each other
Honestly they all feed into each other
The snow ball wanter
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The snow ball wanter
I don't know what's going on with the weird "I hate when authors use first person" but I legit loathe second person perspective in stories. Doesn't make them bad stories or even a bad thing to do, it just trips the part of my brain that says "fuck you, you can't tell me what to do" the whole time
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don't know what's going on with the weird "I hate when authors use first person" but I legit loathe second person perspective in stories. Doesn't make them bad stories or even a bad thing to do, it just trips the part of my brain that says "fuck you, you can't tell me what to do" the whole time
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