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Aha I see you admiring my copy of "pretending to read in public for dummies" it is entirely blank.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Yeah like you can, and should, quit now

In fact the best way to earn back some tiny measure of support for you would be to quit as soon as possible and never return
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If it makes you feel any better to get to Philly via public transport from the fifth largest city in the state takes 2.5x as long as driving. Hooray US infrastructure.

(Sorry you're in this mess)
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Eh probably fine
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We talking mechanical screw, screw with a non-phillips head, or almost certainly from a flat pack?
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Fuck I've even tried but they're not wrong on that one
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've noticed those and ever crisp are either amazing or like... Meh and I can never tell which until it's in my mouth
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You know what will really tie this together, say it with me to the same tune: 🎵polka dot top, polka dot top🎵
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's weird because they're taking issue with the "loosely associated" but like ok let's pretend "explicitly and solely responsible for deaths" that still puts it at half the known death rate?
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Loyalty card to the lost and found with two holes already punched
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is so divorced I've somehow gained a second wife by simply not being this man
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
>Sexual content

Ok but what is it

>Exact kind of image I'd expect on the package sitting out in wal mart

Oh
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Would you say it is an inflammatory phrase?
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Clones or time loop rules
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I bet you didn't count on that.
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
*slaps the (clitoral) hood*

You could fit so much pleasure in this thing
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You're going to get sex all over the carpet that's so much harder to clean up
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wow I wonder if any kinds of mysterious deaths in specific circumstances dropped off just like all on their own after women could vote, have financial independence, and no fault divorce rose?

Poisoning of married men you say? Coincidence
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I never really liked them but good God do they keep proving I was not harsh enough
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM