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If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog
Who told the outsiders about the printer shotguns
I believe the IT guys prefer shotguns, at least for printers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Ugh Jess thank you for bearing witness . I hate this so much

Everyone here knows this but these are not criminals
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I know I do a lot more diy than my peers but "hired someone to install a curtain rod" feels like a new level of not diy ing to me
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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OH MY GOD HE’S TRYING TO EAT THE SPOT 😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hahaha way to just admit you either don't actually work in software development or you absolutely suck at it
I think that may be the core division here: if you are an author or an artist the cons of generative AI very likely outweigh the pros for you

If you are a software developer the opposite is true
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
No one with any understanding of it, two brain cells to run together, and even a drop of ethics is ok with it.
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Very bold of the current CEO, Tim Noel.
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Post your warning label here's mine
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New from my line of bath bombs that actually explode, introducing bath bombs that make you just super greasy but also smell like chicken stock
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Look at this hard life she leads
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You know I actually have no idea when I swapped from "I have no idea what that food is get it away" to "I have no idea what that food is gimmie a bite to see if I like it" but I'm vaguely upset at whoever got me to be the first way
I'm not sure I've ever had it or not but now I want to try it this is a great endorsement
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You know I'm starting to rethink my "philosophical zombies couldn't exist" stance
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ok first off one of those freezers is for the half a cow I buy
Serial killers, mostly. Who else would be buying a freezer large enough to store several mid-sized humans
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My current working theory is Trump just wants to be popular. Like he'll after with anyone as long as her perceives then as being more liked than another person. He saw how the elections went and got popular the new NYC mayor was and now he just thinks he can get some of that attention
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
No one was really paying attention to what the Link's Awakening team was doing and that's how we ended up with a bunch of random Mario things in the game.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ok first off lightweight cutlery is from Satan second off I thought I got all the damn cameras this place set up in my house
The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
New cutlery fully ruins autistic man’s life
An autistic man’s entire life has been turned upside down thanks to the introduction of a new set of cutlery, sources have claimed. The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely…
thedailytism.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION, CHARLIE BROWN?
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This is both a weirdly positive and supportive message and a sign this game probably isn't for me
Honestly one of the coolest start-up messages I've ever seen. Game: store.steampowered.com/app/3594120/...
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Someone make up an excuse for my work then help me build walls all day instead
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Historically considered a good friend and roommate with my interests
Maybe “longterm committed interests” but that sounds like a lesbian relationship with your interest hahaha
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hey if you've accumulated enough resources to end world hunger and still live extremely comfortably without working another day in your life with what's left, you personally are at daily for world hunger.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Man I love getting new lore stuff via voice notes for the Zelda games.

I fucking hate having to have an app on my phone linked to my switch constantly open to do so. Who's braindead idea was that?
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I see someone just played OOT
i think it's rly cool how you if u say "zelda is the boy in the game" it will always summon someone to correct you. and year after year it never changes. a beautiful constant in this universe. and zelda literally is the boy too
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hello I'm posting about your car's extended warranty
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hey who remembers jury nullification
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM