Vito Gulla
@vitogulla.bsky.social
writer and big dumb idiot | short fiction in Pithead Chapel, The Big Click, Mulberry Fork Review, LA Review of LA, and Subtopian
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doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
Absolutely loved this story by @crsutton.bsky.social and just finished writing a review of it for @foofarawpress.bsky.social. If you haven’t read “(Skin)” yet, what are you waiting for? Why are you still reading this? Click the link, goddamnit.
DP FICTION #128A: “(Skin)” by Chelsea Sutton – Diabolical Plots
www.diabolicalplots.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Absolutely loved this story by @crsutton.bsky.social and just finished writing a review of it for @foofarawpress.bsky.social. If you haven’t read “(Skin)” yet, what are you waiting for? Why are you still reading this? Click the link, goddamnit.
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I think the greatest gift college professors in the humanities can give to students right now is a seminar room where, for 80 minutes twice a week, nothing that happens to them is a sales pitch for an AI product.
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I think the greatest gift college professors in the humanities can give to students right now is a seminar room where, for 80 minutes twice a week, nothing that happens to them is a sales pitch for an AI product.
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Declining HR meeting request and replying with link to Dow Jones Industrial Average
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Declining HR meeting request and replying with link to Dow Jones Industrial Average
Just hit the 120 payment count for PSLF. Hell yeah.
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Just hit the 120 payment count for PSLF. Hell yeah.
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
It’s very cool that a university will charge faculty for parking but then lets students park in all the spots.
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It’s very cool that a university will charge faculty for parking but then lets students park in all the spots.
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Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
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It’s here! Announcing the lineup for #fthismoviefest 2026, celebrating the films of 2000! www.fthismovie.net/2026/02/announcing-f-this-movie-fest-2026.html
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
It’s here! Announcing the lineup for #fthismoviefest 2026, celebrating the films of 2000! www.fthismovie.net/2026/02/announcing-f-this-movie-fest-2026.html
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Sir, “white settlement” has gone woke.
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Sir, “white settlement” has gone woke.
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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Charlie Kirk's death opened a gateway to head shapes never seen before
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Charlie Kirk's death opened a gateway to head shapes never seen before
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I am extremely excited about working with @foofarawpress.bsky.social as "editor-at-ease." ("At-ease" means means I get coffee breaks.) It's a terrific lit mag with so much to offer.
I've been reading fiction subs and I have to say you are all incredible. Keep submitting!
foofaraw.press
I've been reading fiction subs and I have to say you are all incredible. Keep submitting!
foofaraw.press
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I am extremely excited about working with @foofarawpress.bsky.social as "editor-at-ease." ("At-ease" means means I get coffee breaks.) It's a terrific lit mag with so much to offer.
I've been reading fiction subs and I have to say you are all incredible. Keep submitting!
foofaraw.press
I've been reading fiction subs and I have to say you are all incredible. Keep submitting!
foofaraw.press
Watching John Woo’s Hard Boiled on the largest screen available fucking rocks.
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Watching John Woo’s Hard Boiled on the largest screen available fucking rocks.
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We are starting small, but our first review from @vitogulla.bsky.social will be published in March, and we are open for submissions from people interested in reviewing short fiction. foofaraw.submittable.com/submit
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
We are starting small, but our first review from @vitogulla.bsky.social will be published in March, and we are open for submissions from people interested in reviewing short fiction. foofaraw.submittable.com/submit
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the trick is to write a book that readers want to throw across the room (affectionate), not throw across the room (derogatory). it has to get thrown, though. no way around that
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 PM
the trick is to write a book that readers want to throw across the room (affectionate), not throw across the room (derogatory). it has to get thrown, though. no way around that
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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As we get into reviewing short fiction we are introducing our version of the Michelin stars: the Foofaraw Gewgaws. We will only be reviewing stories we like, to spread the word of stories from other mags—no reason to shit on stories that don’t work for us.
January 20, 2026 at 5:35 AM
As we get into reviewing short fiction we are introducing our version of the Michelin stars: the Foofaraw Gewgaws. We will only be reviewing stories we like, to spread the word of stories from other mags—no reason to shit on stories that don’t work for us.
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Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!
January 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!