Valensa
@vforvalensa.bsky.social
He/They 27 🇺🇸🇧🇷
hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com
hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com
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lasers & feelings hack where your two stats are "schmovement" and "fundamentals"
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
lasers & feelings hack where your two stats are "schmovement" and "fundamentals"
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Frasier: Well Niles, how was your date last night?
Niles: She corrected the waiter at Chez Henri when he asked "for the lady?" Apparently her pronouns are "they/them." I've never been more humiliated.
Martin: I killed a lot of kids on the force. I liked it
Niles: She corrected the waiter at Chez Henri when he asked "for the lady?" Apparently her pronouns are "they/them." I've never been more humiliated.
Martin: I killed a lot of kids on the force. I liked it
February 18, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Frasier: Well Niles, how was your date last night?
Niles: She corrected the waiter at Chez Henri when he asked "for the lady?" Apparently her pronouns are "they/them." I've never been more humiliated.
Martin: I killed a lot of kids on the force. I liked it
Niles: She corrected the waiter at Chez Henri when he asked "for the lady?" Apparently her pronouns are "they/them." I've never been more humiliated.
Martin: I killed a lot of kids on the force. I liked it
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good news fellas: the entire original "Jumping Onto White Base" fits into the max video length on here, enjoy it in its original 240p video quality.
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
good news fellas: the entire original "Jumping Onto White Base" fits into the max video length on here, enjoy it in its original 240p video quality.
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a clip of actress elle fanning pronouncing the name of beloved dragonball character vegeta as "ve-ghee-ta" (from the audiobook for "margo's got money troubles")
February 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
a clip of actress elle fanning pronouncing the name of beloved dragonball character vegeta as "ve-ghee-ta" (from the audiobook for "margo's got money troubles")
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I hope that one guy who got really mad at me for saying the execs killed highguard well before it came out because "there were no execs involved, it was fully funded" is kicking himself in the balls right now
Game File: Tencent was the undisclosed lead financial backer of Wildlight Entertainment (Highguard) www.gamefile.news/p/tencent-hi...
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I hope that one guy who got really mad at me for saying the execs killed highguard well before it came out because "there were no execs involved, it was fully funded" is kicking himself in the balls right now
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japanese adventure games, or JAVs as theyre often called
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
japanese adventure games, or JAVs as theyre often called
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evolutionary predecessors to backshots yoshi sticker
February 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
evolutionary predecessors to backshots yoshi sticker
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Now watching Excalibur (1981)
February 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Now watching Excalibur (1981)
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I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!
friendslop implies the existence of foeslop
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
friendslop implies the existence of foeslop
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cinema
METAL GEAR SOLID 4 GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS | RELEASE COUNTDOWN
mgs4.site
February 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
cinema
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the crowd is chanting "machine zone, machine zone, machine zone". there's a biplane flying overhead trailing a banner that says READ NATASHA DOW-SCHULL'S 'ADDICTION BY DESIGN'
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
the crowd is chanting "machine zone, machine zone, machine zone". there's a biplane flying overhead trailing a banner that says READ NATASHA DOW-SCHULL'S 'ADDICTION BY DESIGN'
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Our fundraiser is live! Please share this link, come hang out with us in twitch chat and help us support WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!
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February 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Our fundraiser is live! Please share this link, come hang out with us in twitch chat and help us support WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!
tiltify.com/@friendsatth...
tiltify.com/@friendsatth...
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New Schlockmaster ep! New Thing of the Year Award! This time me and @damonpact.bsky.social talk about how pretty Daniel Craig is.
Schlockmasters: Schlockmasters: Thing of the Year Awards 02; Beautiful Middle Aged Men
For this Thing of the Year award V.V. Valensa (they/them) is joined by Damon Stallman (he/him) to sexualize the old men of Wake Up Deadman; A Knives Out Mystery. The Schlockmaster theme music is by Ju...
schlockmasters.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
New Schlockmaster ep! New Thing of the Year Award! This time me and @damonpact.bsky.social talk about how pretty Daniel Craig is.
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if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
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New Hypnagogia game coming out ICYMI
A short demo will be available March 1st
A short demo will be available March 1st
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
New Hypnagogia game coming out ICYMI
A short demo will be available March 1st
A short demo will be available March 1st
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A Raoh fist of the northstar branded energy drink feels like something intended to make your heart explode
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
A Raoh fist of the northstar branded energy drink feels like something intended to make your heart explode
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