Schlockmasters
@schlockmasters.bsky.social
The podcast about weird and cool people talking about weird and cool media.
Show at schlockmasters.com
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Hosted by @vforvalensa.bsky.social
Music by https://linktr.ee/isban2
Show at schlockmasters.com
Patreon at patreon.com/schlockmasters
Hosted by @vforvalensa.bsky.social
Music by https://linktr.ee/isban2
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I had a lovely time talking with my good pal 🥰 please go give it a listen!
Once again it is Schlockmasters Schluesday and the Eureka Investigative Urban Fantasy episode is out now! On this one me and my friend, narrative designer @hexnoblesse.bsky.social , talking a lot about ttrpgs, mysteries, and how people play them.
Schlockmasters: Episode 10 Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy
This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) is joined by narrative designer Crowe Whitney AKA Hex Noblesse to talk about the indie table top role playing game EUREKA Investigative Urban Fantasy and d...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I had a lovely time talking with my good pal 🥰 please go give it a listen!
Once again it is Schlockmasters Schluesday and the Eureka Investigative Urban Fantasy episode is out now! On this one me and my friend, narrative designer @hexnoblesse.bsky.social , talking a lot about ttrpgs, mysteries, and how people play them.
Schlockmasters: Episode 10 Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy
This time on Schlockmasters V.V. (they/them) is joined by narrative designer Crowe Whitney AKA Hex Noblesse to talk about the indie table top role playing game EUREKA Investigative Urban Fantasy and d...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Once again it is Schlockmasters Schluesday and the Eureka Investigative Urban Fantasy episode is out now! On this one me and my friend, narrative designer @hexnoblesse.bsky.social , talking a lot about ttrpgs, mysteries, and how people play them.
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Hail to the Chimp was developed by Wideload and published by Gamecock
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Hail to the Chimp was developed by Wideload and published by Gamecock
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
The best part of bad highly collaborative art like movies is that you get people of wildly varying competency so you get to see talent individuals making interesting creative choices get dragged down as the ship piloted and crewed by buffoons steers directly into an iceberg
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The best part of bad highly collaborative art like movies is that you get people of wildly varying competency so you get to see talent individuals making interesting creative choices get dragged down as the ship piloted and crewed by buffoons steers directly into an iceberg
Happy Halloween! In commemoration of the season me and ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus watched the goofy ass d&d themed slash flick Knight Chills. Our podcast and the movie itself are good time if you're in the mood for a goofy horror movie this halloween.
Schlockmasters: Episode 009: Knight Chills
Content warning: Brief discussion of a real life case of suicide On this episode of Schlockmasters, Valensa (they/them) and Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) delve into the the odd little worlds of ta...
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October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Halloween! In commemoration of the season me and ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus watched the goofy ass d&d themed slash flick Knight Chills. Our podcast and the movie itself are good time if you're in the mood for a goofy horror movie this halloween.
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It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
Schlockmasters: Episode 009: Knight Chills
Content warning: Brief discussion of a real life case of suicide On this episode of Schlockmasters, Valensa (they/them) and Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) delve into the the odd little worlds of ta...
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October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
Schlockmasters: Episode 009: Knight Chills
Content warning: Brief discussion of a real life case of suicide On this episode of Schlockmasters, Valensa (they/them) and Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) delve into the the odd little worlds of ta...
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October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's another Schlockmasters Schluesday and we got a new ep out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talked about the 2001 no budget dnd themed slasher movie, Knight Chills.
Next time on Schlockmasters for our halloween episode @rathayibacter.itch.io is back on to talk about the absolute no budget and extremely midwestern "dungeons and dragons" themed 2001 slasher movie Knight Chills. Ep out this tuesday.
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Next time on Schlockmasters for our halloween episode @rathayibacter.itch.io is back on to talk about the absolute no budget and extremely midwestern "dungeons and dragons" themed 2001 slasher movie Knight Chills. Ep out this tuesday.
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
movies used to look like this
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
movies used to look like this
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
movies used to look like this
movies used to look like this
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
movies used to look like this
stealing this bit from tumblr and just gonna start posting screencaps from dumbass schlockmasters movies and saying "movies used to look like this"
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
stealing this bit from tumblr and just gonna start posting screencaps from dumbass schlockmasters movies and saying "movies used to look like this"
Listen to my podcast episode about Disaster Arms Impact Project BAHN
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Listen to my podcast episode about Disaster Arms Impact Project BAHN
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In order of importance:
1. Buy indie games
2. Review the indie games you've bought
3. Tell you friends about indie games you've played
4. Repost indie game posts on your feed
5. Follow indie devs on the socials
Most of these are free, but the most important one is to 👏 give 👏 indies 👏 money
1. Buy indie games
2. Review the indie games you've bought
3. Tell you friends about indie games you've played
4. Repost indie game posts on your feed
5. Follow indie devs on the socials
Most of these are free, but the most important one is to 👏 give 👏 indies 👏 money
the “it costs $0.00 to support an indie dev” train is so silly because actually the best thing u can do to support an indie dev is to give them money and the thing they’d be boosting is something you would, ideally, buy when it’s out shdjfjfjf
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
In order of importance:
1. Buy indie games
2. Review the indie games you've bought
3. Tell you friends about indie games you've played
4. Repost indie game posts on your feed
5. Follow indie devs on the socials
Most of these are free, but the most important one is to 👏 give 👏 indies 👏 money
1. Buy indie games
2. Review the indie games you've bought
3. Tell you friends about indie games you've played
4. Repost indie game posts on your feed
5. Follow indie devs on the socials
Most of these are free, but the most important one is to 👏 give 👏 indies 👏 money
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New Schlockmasters episode out! We're talking about really cool new indie Game Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N. and even got to do interview with the dev @pd-cgt.bsky.social. Also Azi gets put on fraud watch.
Schlockmasters: Episode 008: Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N
On this episode Valensa (they/them) and Azi (he/him) cover the excellent brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. and in the second half are joined by the game's d...
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October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
New Schlockmasters episode out! We're talking about really cool new indie Game Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N. and even got to do interview with the dev @pd-cgt.bsky.social. Also Azi gets put on fraud watch.
New Schlockmasters episode out! We're talking about really cool new indie Game Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N. and even got to do interview with the dev @pd-cgt.bsky.social. Also Azi gets put on fraud watch.
Schlockmasters: Episode 008: Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N
On this episode Valensa (they/them) and Azi (he/him) cover the excellent brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. and in the second half are joined by the game's d...
schlockmasters.com
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
New Schlockmasters episode out! We're talking about really cool new indie Game Disaster Arms: Impact Project B.A.H.N. and even got to do interview with the dev @pd-cgt.bsky.social. Also Azi gets put on fraud watch.
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Thank you Akane Banashi for this panel which will surely be a very useful reaction image in the coming months
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thank you Akane Banashi for this panel which will surely be a very useful reaction image in the coming months
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i havent made this mistake in out loud yet but a wire has gotten crossed in my brain and ive started wanting to say "Disaster Arms: Day of Crisis"
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i havent made this mistake in out loud yet but a wire has gotten crossed in my brain and ive started wanting to say "Disaster Arms: Day of Crisis"
While I'm finishing up the edit for the Disaster Arms ep I went ahead and put the interview segment on patreon by itself. If you just can't wait a few days for some hot exclusive Disaster Arms scoops you can get some for just one dollar
Disaster Arms David Peters Developer Interview | Schlockmasters
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October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
While I'm finishing up the edit for the Disaster Arms ep I went ahead and put the interview segment on patreon by itself. If you just can't wait a few days for some hot exclusive Disaster Arms scoops you can get some for just one dollar
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Please tune into this for the reverse 'a toothpick changes everything'
Next tuesday we're covering excellent and brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. If you like stylish retro games, heartfelt stories in cyberpunk nightmare worlds, and catfish in robot suits you should tune in @ schlockmasters.com
![art for schlockmasters episode 8 Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N feat. TheAziH & PD CGT. The disaster arms title screen which is green tinted image of the game's protagonist, Geverel, a thin young man with long orange hair and floating robot hands, has been super imposed with qith various comedic images listed here: A screen cap of TheAziH's profile pic with a speech buble going to it saying "I'm a fraud", Brooklyn 99 "ive only had arlo for one day meme" edited to be about the character Lili from Disaster Arms. Arrested Development I dont care for Gob meme edited to be about the character Duwo, The if noboby got me meme edited to be about the character Gullet Bigotti, dialogue text from the game; "!U! - 'Listen. There's this horror movie. You GOTTA sit down and watch it with us.' -[ ]- -'Oh. Uh. Is it good?' !U! - 'No!! It's total slop!!! There's a guy with a chainsaw made of dionsaur teeth!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sosbjgjcvkuf3k6wioqmpzlx/bafkreih5xbqr7l3f2wns6eupehwvjdp3xzzdqh6egn4rvh4f37rzcnf3zy@jpeg)
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Please tune into this for the reverse 'a toothpick changes everything'
Next tuesday we're covering excellent and brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. If you like stylish retro games, heartfelt stories in cyberpunk nightmare worlds, and catfish in robot suits you should tune in @ schlockmasters.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Next tuesday we're covering excellent and brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. If you like stylish retro games, heartfelt stories in cyberpunk nightmare worlds, and catfish in robot suits you should tune in @ schlockmasters.com
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next week we discuss him...
October 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
next week we discuss him...