Robyn the Velocirobter
@velocirobter.bsky.social
Overeducated and underemployed
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
they/them
🏳️🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸
Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist
Transplant in Chicago
they/them
🏳️🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸
Pinned
I went to check my credit score and I have to say, I am really skeptical that entire union is trans.
Even Though Our Love Is Doomed - Garbage
This was a harder prompt than I first realized!
This was a harder prompt than I first realized!
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Even Though Our Love Is Doomed - Garbage
This was a harder prompt than I first realized!
This was a harder prompt than I first realized!
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Unlike my previous post, this is about a very bogus attempt to link a local politician to DOGE & MAGA. Particularly galling is that the mailers with the claims (which seem to me to be outright libelous) are funded by the IL Democratic Party.
I was so fed up about those damn mailers I decided to write about it.
Why is the Illinois Democratic Party spreading disinformation about Democratic candidates?
In a few short weeks, Illinois voters will be casting their votes for primary races to determine who will appear on November’s ballot for…
medium.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Unlike my previous post, this is about a very bogus attempt to link a local politician to DOGE & MAGA. Particularly galling is that the mailers with the claims (which seem to me to be outright libelous) are funded by the IL Democratic Party.
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Dems who voted for the spending bill:
Bishop
Case
Clyburn
Courtney
Cuellar #TX28
Davids #KS03
Davis #NC01 (Trump district)
DeLauro
Foster
Golden #ME02
Gottheimer
Himes
Hoyer
Kaptur #OH09 (Trump district)
Larsen
MGP #WA03
Peters
Schrier
David Scott
Sewell
Veasey
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bishop
Case
Clyburn
Courtney
Cuellar #TX28
Davids #KS03
Davis #NC01 (Trump district)
DeLauro
Foster
Golden #ME02
Gottheimer
Himes
Hoyer
Kaptur #OH09 (Trump district)
Larsen
MGP #WA03
Peters
Schrier
David Scott
Sewell
Veasey
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
House votes to reopen the government – setting up a fight over ICE
The Senate and the White House will now negotiate guardrails for ICE and CBP agents after the killing of both Renee Good and Alex Pretti
www.independent.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Follow up to this, from Dems 45:
Sorry for crossposting from FB but this was important. Dems 45, the Democratic Party org in the 45th Ward, speaks out against the anti-Miguel mailers the IL Dems put out. www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1...
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Follow up to this, from Dems 45:
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I was so fed up about those damn mailers I decided to write about it.
Why is the Illinois Democratic Party spreading disinformation about Democratic candidates?
In a few short weeks, Illinois voters will be casting their votes for primary races to determine who will appear on November’s ballot for…
medium.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I was so fed up about those damn mailers I decided to write about it.
Sorry for crossposting from FB but this was important. Dems 45, the Democratic Party org in the 45th Ward, speaks out against the anti-Miguel mailers the IL Dems put out. www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1...
February 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Sorry for crossposting from FB but this was important. Dems 45, the Democratic Party org in the 45th Ward, speaks out against the anti-Miguel mailers the IL Dems put out. www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1...
introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi, I'm Susannah
Hi, I'm Susannah
February 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you
Hi, I'm Susannah
Hi, I'm Susannah
Incredible story. I'm so grateful Marimar Martinez is alive.
Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: ‘I am their voice’
In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...
chicago.suntimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Incredible story. I'm so grateful Marimar Martinez is alive.
"That's kind of a double-egged sword."
"Don't you mean edged?"
"What?"
"It's double-edged sword, not double-egged."
"I think you're just pulling my ledge."
"Don't you mean edged?"
"What?"
"It's double-edged sword, not double-egged."
"I think you're just pulling my ledge."
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
"That's kind of a double-egged sword."
"Don't you mean edged?"
"What?"
"It's double-edged sword, not double-egged."
"I think you're just pulling my ledge."
"Don't you mean edged?"
"What?"
"It's double-edged sword, not double-egged."
"I think you're just pulling my ledge."
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“Let us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.”
From Powerlessness to Power
We will not achieve any of our ultimate goals without exercising state power, and the most effective way to take state power is through nonviolent but confrontational resistance.
www.liberalcurrents.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
“Let us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.”
WOKE IS BACK. PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL
Federal Court Rules Requiring Use of Trans Student’s Pronouns Does Not Violate First Amendment
Federal Court Rules Requiring Use of Trans Student’s Pronouns Does Not Violate First Amendment
A Christian substitute teacher first sued the school for having to use a trans student's pronouns in 2024.
www.them.us
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
WOKE IS BACK. PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL
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I am a higher education expert - whatever that means - and my expert assessment is that many white people are racists who like watching football and drinking beer.
We only want the good immigrants who study hard and don't commit crimes, unless they try to take little Brayleigh's (28 ACT, 1350 SAT) God-given slot at an Ivy away by being smarter, in which case Korematsu didn't go far enough
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I am a higher education expert - whatever that means - and my expert assessment is that many white people are racists who like watching football and drinking beer.
I'm so fucking sick of Schumer.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I'm so fucking sick of Schumer.
I was so fed up about those damn mailers I decided to write about it.
Why is the Illinois Democratic Party spreading disinformation about Democratic candidates?
In a few short weeks, Illinois voters will be casting their votes for primary races to determine who will appear on November’s ballot for…
medium.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I was so fed up about those damn mailers I decided to write about it.
Reposted by Robyn the Velocirobter
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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Andrade attempting the "Natalie Toro" maneuver, capitalizing on a financial edge to flood the zone in every possible medium that Andrade is the "one true progressive" despite that being a load of horseshit if you critically review their voting records.
Anyways, vote Miguel Alvelo Rivera for IL-40
Anyways, vote Miguel Alvelo Rivera for IL-40
He didn't even call me back when I left a message asking him to support bills to decriminalize psychedelics and sex work.
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Andrade attempting the "Natalie Toro" maneuver, capitalizing on a financial edge to flood the zone in every possible medium that Andrade is the "one true progressive" despite that being a load of horseshit if you critically review their voting records.
Anyways, vote Miguel Alvelo Rivera for IL-40
Anyways, vote Miguel Alvelo Rivera for IL-40
TIL I am not my tuba instructor's oldest student
January 31, 2026 at 8:12 PM
TIL I am not my tuba instructor's oldest student
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Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
My partner just told me I "wagon wheeled my last watusi". Should I be worried y/n
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
My partner just told me I "wagon wheeled my last watusi". Should I be worried y/n
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Chuck Schumer when he sees a college freshman wearing a keffiyeh on campus: 🤬🤬🤬
Chuck Schumer when masked thugs disappear and murder innocent people in the streets: 🥺👉👈
Chuck Schumer when masked thugs disappear and murder innocent people in the streets: 🥺👉👈
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Chuck Schumer when he sees a college freshman wearing a keffiyeh on campus: 🤬🤬🤬
Chuck Schumer when masked thugs disappear and murder innocent people in the streets: 🥺👉👈
Chuck Schumer when masked thugs disappear and murder innocent people in the streets: 🥺👉👈
Wait actually the other former martial artist problem is "my legs are tree trunks and pants don't fit"
Former martial artist problems are pretty much all "how do I safely donate/dispose of these weapons"
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Wait actually the other former martial artist problem is "my legs are tree trunks and pants don't fit"
Former martial artist problems are pretty much all "how do I safely donate/dispose of these weapons"
January 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Former martial artist problems are pretty much all "how do I safely donate/dispose of these weapons"
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Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”
House Democrat Says Abolishing ICE Isn’t Enough — DHS Must Go, Too
“The problem isn’t ‘training.’ DHS was built to violate our rights,” said Rep. Delia C. Ramirez.
truthout.org
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”
It is at least very funny that these chuds are among the most powerful humans to ever be and they still can't make a meaningful cultural contribution. The average small-time Twitch streamer has had more of an impact that Melania - the movie and the person
Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week.
This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos
The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It is at least very funny that these chuds are among the most powerful humans to ever be and they still can't make a meaningful cultural contribution. The average small-time Twitch streamer has had more of an impact that Melania - the movie and the person